"I need to go." Said Leslie Knope, Tom's boss. Tom watched as she hurried out for the second time that day. It was a few days after her road trip with Ben, and she had been acting very suspiciously. She left frequently and always came back flushed and slightly dazed. 'Why is she acting like this?' He thought, and suddenly he knew. He figured it out.
"Everyone in the meeting room! I have reached an epiphany!"
"Have you realized the deep seated meaning behind Eminem's need for an alter ego?" Asked Donna, looking up from her computer, but not moving.
"I will tell you once we get there." Replied Tom. Donna stood up slowly, and walked to the meeting room while never leaving Tom's eyes.
Tom walked into the room last and looked at the bored crowd in front of him, minus Ben and Leslie.
"I figured out why Leslie and Ben are acting weird!" He announced. Some people immediately took interest, while some were still daydreaming.
"Okay, I will regret this later, but why?" Asked Ron, steeling himself for the impending stupidity that was going to attack his ears.
"Leslie and Ben are doing drugs." Tom announced, a smug smile on his face.
The announcement had an immediate reaction. Most of the bored people had snapped out of their daydreams, some appeared to be thinking about it, and some started yelling against his accusation.
"No! That's stupid! If they were, they'd share 'em!" Yelled April.
"No, but think about it. They always meet in Ann's office. Ann. Whose a nurse. Who works with medicine and drugs. Ann, who is a pushover when it comes to Leslie." Said Tom.
"I always thought that they were secretly dating." Suggested Jerry, shrugging.
"Ew Jerry, no. You're stupid. You're not allowed to talk anymore. Go sit in the corner." Yelled April, pointing to a random corner of the office.
Jerry sighed and went to his corner. He knows things, but he can't speak in the corner.
"I've always thought that Leslie was on some kind of drug, after all, no regular human being would have that much energy." Piped up Donna.
"True!" Replied Tom, smiling his million dollar smile.
Ron grunted, and hesitated to share his thoughts. These people probably didn't deserve it, and it was fun to watch them squawk like chickens and fight. But his generosity prevailed.
"I know that they are breaking some kind of rule. That's obvious. But Leslie is too ambitious to do drugs. I think that she is getting insider secrets from Ben. She will do almost anything to get to where she wants to be, and if that means getting secrets from Ben, than that's how it goes. She's probably running for something or getting stock market insight."
"Ron, no. She wouldn't be acting so dazed when she came back. That is the attitude of someone who isn't getting insider secrets. She's probably not getting drugs. I think she's stealing something." Said Donna.
Ron was getting mad. "No, Leslie has goals. She wants to get to the top!"
Tom then had his second epiphany of the day.
"We'll can Ann in. She knows. Whatever rule they are breaking, they are breaking to in her office."
Everyone regarded it, and eventually nodded in unison.