The Only Gay Dude at Hogwarts
It was another year at Hogwarts, in the Great Hall.
Dumblerdore stood up and began to speak. "Welcome welcome, to another year at -"
"The Y-M-C-A-!" Chimed Fred and George.
"The third floor ," Dumbledore continued, " is off limits to all-"
"those illegal aliens, who do not wish to go to live a life of mowing lawns!" Shouted Fred and George.
*-gives Fred and George a warning stare*
"Filch, has reminded me to tell you that there is no magic allowed-"
-Fred and George raise their heads and shout their loudest-
"IN BED"
Minerva-*slams head on table*
The End
(Dumbledore sure knows it)