Prologue
"A long time ago in a faraway land, there existed a savage ruler, the monstrous lord bunny of Esternia. His strength was only matched by his lust for mineral eggs. Forced to gather these eggs were the fairy people, which deep within the mines they dug with their bare hands and feet searching for them. Until one day, they could take no more and rose up against the bunny overlord. Having no arms to fight with, they ripped out their own teeth and bombarded the enemy. The bunny, having been slain, his chocolate blood flowed over the rivers of milk. The fairies drank the blood and rejoiced. Chocolate milk was born.
"Centuries afterwards they collected their discarded teeth, should the dreaded bunny overlord return again.
"…so whatcha think guys? Wasn't that story scary?"
"Chocolate milk is evil! Muu… and poor fairies, why the fairies?! Why?!"
"So you're trying to tell me that all this time all the chocolate milk I've been drinking is actually bunny blood? I think I'm going to toss cookies…"
"Well, I don't know about you guys, but I give this 'scary' story 2 thumbs down."
"But wasn't it neat? I got it from VG Cats!"
"From a webcomic? Since when did a webcomic about games is scary?"
"I dunno, I just tought it was a great idea at the time."
"Lame."
"Aww…"