Ed, Edd, Eddy n Alex: The MisEdventures.
(A/N: This isn't canon to the storyline of Ed, Edd n Eddy: A Final Fantasy)
Chapter 1. Side Show Ed.
Today in the cul-de-sac, four boys were in the playground performing an act for the cul-de-sac kids. One was very dim and wore a green jacket, along with a red and white stripy shirt, he also wore blue jeans, and black shoes, he was known as the dimwitted Ed. Another was a very bright and intellectual person, he wore a red shirt, purple shorts, red socks and blue shoes, he was known as Edd, but also called Double D. Then there was Eddy, the short stature and short tempered Ed-boy, as he wore a yellow shirt with a red stripe going down it, sky blue pants, and red shoes. And last but not least, Alex, the most sarcastic, and probably witty and mature, child of the cul-de-sac, as he wore a black cloak, black pants, black shoes with a red stripe going down them and fingerless gloves. He had tanned skin, black hair spiked back, and dark blue eyes.
" We are doing this because?" Alex asked sarcastically. Eddy had looked at Alex with the evil eye while growling at him.
" Just do it!" Eddy shouted.
" Whatever." Alex replied. Alex then did a back flip as he landed on Ed's head, he then did a handstand on it, before jumping off of his head and bowing towards the audience, who clapped loudly more at Alex, than Eddy, which made Eddy extremely angry.
" Stop stealing my fans!" Eddy said. Alex had smirked at Eddy.
" Did you have fans in the first place?" Alex asked sarcastically. Eddy was going to strangle him, but Rolf had thrown popcorn at Eddy's head as everyone booed him and left, as Double D and Ed came walking to Eddy.
" Thanks for ruining another scam Alex!" Eddy shouted. Alex had given Eddy a dirty look.
" Me, how is it my fault, not my fault everybody hates you." Alex said. Eddy had leaped at Alex, but Alex had sidestepped out of the way, causing Eddy to land flat on his face, and look back up at Alex.
" Now now you two, it's all fun and games till someone's feelings gets hurt!" Double D scolded. Alex and Eddy had scoffed at Double D.
" Your not my mother." Eddy and Alex said simultaneously. Double D had just sighed as Ed had broken another part of government property. Eddy had fixed his sights on Ed and growled at him.
" ED, STOP BREAKING EVERYTHING!" Eddy shouted. Eddy then leaped at Ed and strangled his friends neck as Alex had pulled Eddy off of Ed and held him up in the air.
" Instead of beating up Ed for destroying public property, we should repair things that are broken, with Double D's intellect, my flawless plans and your... well, you get the picture." Alex said. Eddy had jumped out of Alex's grasp as he rubbed his hands together.
" Great idea Alex, you think of more scams than Eddy on piggy bank day!" Double D shouted. Eddy had gotten his three friends in a huddle.
"Lets do this thing!" Eddy exclaimed.
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Jimmy was baking cookies with his oven, but when he tried to open the oven door, it was stuck, he looked at his burning cookies.
" AH, MY COOKIES, HELP!" Jimmy shouted. Eddy had slammed the door open as Alex had walked in with an emotionless face, Double D walked in with an exasperated facial expression, and Ed walked in with a dopey smile, all were wearing the same clothes as Eddy, mechanic repairmen clothes.
" Don't worry, allow us to help!" Eddy shouted. Alex had merely groaned.
" How can we fix a burning oven Eddy? Honestly." Alex said. Eddy had looked at Alex with the evil eye before growling at him.
" No thanks, i will do it myself." Jimmy said hastily. Eddy and Alex had began walking away.
" Eddy, Alex, what about-" Double D was interrupted by Eddy.
" If he doesn't want our help, then so be it." Alex said. Jimmy had looked at his oven in fright and saw that Alex and Eddy had closed the door.
" Okay okay, you can fix it!" Jimmy pleaded, to only find Eddy in front of him, but getting pushed aside by Alex, who held his arm out.
" A dollar." Alex said calmly. Jimmy just nodded and gave Alex the dollar, as Alex had walked up to the overheating machine. He then tried to open the door, as Eddy walked behind him.
" Any luck?" Eddy asked. Alex had shrugged, and noticed Jimmy had left.
" Where is Jimmy?" Alex asked. Eddy shrugged.
" Who cares!?" Eddy replied. Alex had just shrugged and beckoned Double D to come closer, but Ed had grabbed a lamp and began smashing the oven, as Eddy did the same with the TV.
" What in Sam Hill are you two doing!?" Double D asked. The two Eds had stopped as Alex had looked at them incredulously.
" That is how we repair an oven?" Alex asked in disbelief. Double D had cleared his throat.
" Lets turn the knob to the OFF position." Double D said. Ed did an army salute.
" Way ahead of you chief!" Ed shouted. Ed had meant to turn the knob to the off position, but instead snapped it off, as Alex looked at the oven, as it began to jump around crazily, but looked at the charred cookies, as did Eddy. Alex's facial feature turned from emotionless, to perplexed.
" How the-" Alex was interrupted as the oven exploded as Jimmy's house collapsed on Jimmy, as Alex and the Eds were sent flying to a nearby fire hydrant, as Alex's mouth was wide open at the scene they had just made.
" Oh... My..." Alex said slowly. Double D had the same look while Eddy had taken the one dollar out of Alex's pants pocket.
" Well, as long as we are a buck richer." Eddy said. Alex had turned around and looked at Eddy with disbelief.
" How could you say that?" Alex asked. Double D also looked at Eddy, but dismissed it.
" Lets go fix something else guys!" Ed said. The group had nodded as they had walked past Jonny stuck in a tree.
" Jonny?" Alex asked. Eddy had laughed at Jonny, Double D shook his head while Ed just looked at plank with a goofy grin.
" We could fix your head, for a price." Eddy said slyly. Eddy had snapped his fingers as Ed had used Jonny's legs to get him down, but Jonny had groaned in pain.
" Ed, stop, its too tight!" Jonny exclaimed, Ed had let go as Alex had stepped forward.
" We need some lubrication to free Jonny from the tree's grip." Alex said. Double D had clapped his hands, while Alex looked at him.
" Great observation!" Double D said. Alex had arched an eyebrow at his sock hat wearing friend.
" An idiot could have pointed it out." Alex said. Double D had just grumbled while Jonny had looked at Alex.
" I have soap in the kitchen." Jonny said. Alex had looked at Jonny and nodded.
" Sure, lets go." Alex said. The Eds had nodded and followed him to the house, but Jonny had thrown plank at Eddy's head.
" Plank is going with you so nothing funny happens." Jonny said. Alex had picked Plank up and chuckled at Eddy.
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They were inside the kitchen, as Double D was looking across the shelves, Eddy was sitting on a table, Alex was leaning against a fridge, and Ed was underneath the the kitchen sink.
" How anyone can find detergent in this mess is beyond me, oh, here it is!" Double D said, getting a pink bottle of soap from the shelf. Eddy had leapt off of the table while Alex had moaned.
" What's up with you?" Eddy asked. Alex had pointed to Ed, who had pulled out the pipes for the kitchen sink.
" What, again?" Eddy asked.
" What's going on in there?" Jonny asked. Eddy had run to the front door with Plank in his hands.
" Nothing, you see, you got a leak in your pipe, and it is an extra quarter to fix it." Eddy said.
" Okay, what? They did what Plank, help, get me down from here, HELP!" Jonny said. Eddy had covered Plank's mouth as he went into the kitchen, he was clearly angry as his face was red, which Alex had laughed at.
" How will we fix this?" Alex asked.
" Don't worry, we have got everything, under control, we have got the ultimate tool." Eddy said though clenched teeth, looking at Ed.
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Eddy had looked at the crudely fixed sink with pride as Double D and Alex looked at it incredulously.
" I was born to do this Double D." Eddy said. Alex's jaw had practically dropped while Double D had slapped a hand on his forehead.
" It isn't fixed, to be honest, it was better broken." Alex said. Double D, had agreed, as Eddy had looked at Alex with annoyance.
" Oh yeah, you could had done better!?" Eddy shouted. Alex had shrugged.
" Probably." Alex said. Eddy had growled. Ed had walked out with a hot water tank in his hands.
" Can i build a bird house with this?" Ed asked. Eddy had looked at Ed and began growling at him while Alex looked at him with disbelief, but Double D was sweating a lot.
" It is so hot, it is becoming a sauna in here." Double D said. A light bulb in Eddy's head had lit up.
" That's it, why fix things, if we can fix people!" Eddy said. Alex had sighed.
" Something tells me this will end badly." Alex said.
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Sarah had walked to a sign that said ''Chez le Sweat''. She had arched an eyebrow at the sign, failing to notice Jonny's dangling feet, or the fact that Plank was part of the sign.
" Chez le sweet?" Sarah asked. Jimmy had giggled while tapping his friends shoulder.
" No Sarah, Chez le sweat." Jimmy corrected. Alex had appeared as he just looked at Sarah, who just growled at him.
" Where are your fathead friends, Alex?" Sarah asked. Alex had just shrugged and eyed the two.
" Well, for a quarter, we will give you a facial and a spa treatment." Alex said. Sarah had grabbed Alex by his collar and looking at him with anger.
" You destroyed Jimmy's house, so we're not paying for anything!" Sarah said. Alex had just shrugged and pushed Sarah off of him.
" Seems fair..." Alex said. Sarah had huffed.
" Good, come on Jimmy!" Sarah said. Jimmy had squealed as he followed Sarah, as Alex had sighed and looked at the sign.
" Sorry Jonny." Alex said. Jonny had not heard him as he tried to struggle.
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Jimmy and Sarah walked in the house as they saw Double D with some mustard and cardboard cut out square in his hand, as he seated Sarah.
" What is that gonna do?" Sarah asked. Double D spread a bit across her eyes.
" To soften the skin, so it feels more comfortable." Double D replied. Eddy had took the whole jar of mustard and splashed it on Sarah's face. Double D looked at her head and put a finger on his chin. Alex had come walking in with his hands behind his head.
" What now?" Alex asked. Eddy looked at Alex and pushed him inside the kitchen.
" Make sure nothing goes wrong!" Eddy shouted.
" Okay, whatever you say... Boss." Alex said sarcastically. He then leaned against the wall as Jimmy and Sarah had gotten a towel from Ed, who was a towel rack. Eddy had entered the room.
" Am i a good towel rack or what Eddy?" Ed asked. Eddy smiled at Ed.
" Sure Ed, but we gotta make sure you are better." Eddy said while tightening the rope surrounding Ed.
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" My pores are screaming." Nazz said. Nazz, Rolf, Kevin, Jimmy and Sarah were in a sauna, as Rolf had gotten nearer the steam.
" The steam is hotter than a boiling pot of beats, yes?" Rolf said. The steam then caused Rolf's towel to go down, as Nazz, Kevin, Jimmy and Sarah ran out in disgust, as Rolf walked out with a confused look on his face, while being fully naked, and unfortunately, Alex saw too.
" What the!" Alex shouted. Eddy and Double D had came into the room and gasped at the sheer sight of Rolf.
" Dear lord Rolf, put some clothes on!" Double D shouted. Ed busted through the wall with the support beam on his back. Alex had looked at him incredulously, as he got onto two knees.
" Why is this happening to me?" Alex asked. Eddy had looked at Alex.
" It doesn't happen to just you ya know?" Eddy said. Double D had looked up at the ceiling above, as it would be seconds before it collapsed.
" All good things..." Double D trailed off, for Alex to continue.
" Must come to an end." Alex finished. The ceiling then collapsed under nearly all of the cul-de-sac children except for Jonny.
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The house was destroyed as there was a lot of rubble, Kevin had managed to get up, albeit slowly, while looking at Alex and the Eds.
" You guys are in so much trouble." Kevin said. Eddy had searched around in the rubble.
" Tell me about it, i lost my money!" Eddy said. Double D and Alex had just looked at Eddy, not believing what he said.
" How could you think of money at a time like this?" Double D asked. Alex just felt really exasperated, and saw Ed sitting next to Eddy, he then saw Jonny burst through the door of the destroyed house, using the sign as a shield.
" Home wreckers, look how unhappy Plank is!" Jonny shouted while pointing at Plank's face, if Plank had one.
" Whoa there Jonny, don't do something you might regret." Eddy said uneasily. Alex had just slapped a hand on his forehead.
" Well Eddy, i might just be as angry as Jonny is if my house was destroyed." Alex said. Eddy had looked at Alex with the evil eye.
" So!" Eddy said. Alex had just shook his head. Jonny was looking at Jimmy.
" Look, he is reaching for Jimmy!" Ed shouted. Jonny had grabbed Jimmy by his fragile legs and pointed him at the quartet as if Jimmy were a weapon. The cul-de-sac kids had surrounded the four, as possible means of escape, were quickly shut-down.
" Lets just face it Eddy, we will work for the rest of our lives, to pay for Jonny's house!" Double D suggested. Eddy had painted an arrogant smile on his face as he posed with cockiness.
" No way sock head, we can escape, for we are, the Eduardo brothers, and sister Alex!" Eddy said. Alex had frowned at what Eddy said.
" Sister? I'm more brotherly than any of you three, and more mature too." Alex said.
" Like cheese?" Ed asked. Alex had slapped his forehead as he had sighed. The cul-de-sac kids were nearing them when Ed's brain had hatched a plan.
" Ooh ooh!" Ed shouted. He had grabbed Eddy by the hand as he threw him onto the fire hydrant, as Eddy had landed on his feet. Ed then threw Double D to Eddy by his legs, as Double D had landed on Eddy's head. Alex had nodded, as he jumped on the debris, and forward flipped on top of Double D's head.
" Such athletic ability!" Double D exclaimed. Ed then simply ran though the rubble and jumped high up into the air and landed on Alex's head, but the hydrant gave way as water spouted from it and the Eds and Alex were basically bouncing off of the water.
" Hey, maybe the dorks and the dude aren't half bad." Kevin said. The cul-de-sac kids had cheered for them.
" Thank you, thank you!" Eddy said. ' Somehow, i knew something like this would happen' Alex thought as he had frowned.