Shippuden High

Chapter 1: New Teacher?

It was the start of a new day at school, and Gilbert Nightmare is a new teacher, though the problem is that he's only 14 years-old. Gilbert yawned then he opened his eyes and saw a white ferret sobbing at the edge of the bed.

"...Back to bed then..." Gilbert said then the ferret sobbed quietly. At the high school, someone shouted.

"Guys, guys, check this out! You're never going to believe this! This IS HUGE! Aiyaaaaaaaah!" The blond hair boy slipped then fell. On the side, a boy with long dark brown hair and clear eyes put his book down.
"What on makes you, a human being, so loud in the morning dammit!"

A boy with a bowl cut hair and bushy eyebrows drinking green tea turned.
"We would be expecting this by now Neji."

"Tell us what it is Naruto, you 'saw' a Pikachu?"

The boy with blond spiky hair moaned then a feminine boy with long hair knelled down.
"Are you all right Naruto?"

"Oof! I'm... Okay. But get this!"

"What?" the class said together.

"Our teacher just quit on us?"

"Uh-huh! It's one of the biggest news I've heard from the teachers!"

"I don't think I quite understand..." The boy with the bowl cut hair and bushy brow named Rock Lee said then Neji stood beside him.
"Quitting without any information-I won't allow it!"

"Do you know the reason why he quit, Naruto?" The feminine boy, Haku asked then Naruto gasped.

"Uhhhhh... I kinda didn't get that part..." Naruto answered then Neji fell letting out a huge groan. Suddenly a boy stood up and closed his eyes.

"Entering spiritual pressures..."

"Say what~?"

"Whoa! Are you serious, Sai?" Neji asked then it was quiet for a while.

"Uhhhhhhhh..."

"Let us devote ourselves to God!"

"Dude, Sasuke, is he still talking to us?"

"Don't worry about him Neji, he doesn't know anything..."

"That isn't exactly what happen."

"Yo, check it out guys, it's the perverted teacher."

"I am a teacher, young man! Respect your elders!"

"Sir, you know you're in class D right?" Sasuke asked.

"You're classroom is two rooms down." Haku said quietly.

"I'm aware of where my class is, now take a seat!"

Everyone sat down then the teacher coughed.
"Now your teacher turned in his papers and will never come back ever again."

"But did he give a reason sir?" Sasuke asked then the teacher spoke and everyone gasped.

"But if you want to find out..." The teacher laughed then everyone made a weird face. Sasuke turned his head.
"So does anyone wonder what goes on in this school?"

"Well his leave did shock us and..."

The teacher pulled a bento box and the students looked at him.
"I'm gonna have ramen for lunch."

"We don't care what's in your box, you perverted old man."

"Oh! I love ramen! I could eat it all day! Huh, you know saimen and ramen sound alot alike don't they?"

"What is saimen anyway?" Sasuke asked.

"Excuse me, sir, but is there someone to replace our old teacher?" Lee asked.

"Huh? Well of course." Jiraiya answered then Naruto gasped.

"There is? Who is it? Do you have a picture of that person? You gotta let me see it!" He said then everyone but Sasuke were talking about what kind of teacher they would be getting as Jiraiya went into his bag.

"And you better not pull out one of your stupid novels..." Sasuke mumbled then Jiraiya clicked his tongue.

"What the hell? Why did you make that sound? Why don't you just do your job, AND GET OUT!" Sasuke yelled then Jiraiya let out a sigh of relief.
"I finally found the picture. This is your new teacher; Mister Gilbert Nightmare." Jiraiya said as he pulled out a picture of a boy with dark blue hair and teal eyes.

"Our teacher is a guy that looks like Sasuke?" Neji asked in a shocked yelling voice.

"That boy does not look like me!" Sasuke answered then Jiraiya clicked his tongue. Everyone gasped in awe.

"Wow... He's a foreigner..." Lee said.

"And to top it all off that he's a foreigner, he has an English name."

"Oh my gosh you guys! He's just a little boy! He's so cute!" Naruto said then Neji glared at the picture.

"I don't care how cute he is, cuteness will get him killed if he doesn't know how to survive this school!"

At the bus stop, Gilbert sighed and looked up at the sky.
"My first day at work, and I'm late..."

"I tried to wake you up master." A ferret said then Gilbert looked at him.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I failed you master with my waking duty..." The ferret cried then Gilbert yawned. The ferret's ears went down then perked.
"Ummm... Would you like it if you used me as a pillow...?"

"Huh? Oh sure..." Gilbert answered then his pet ferret blushed then jumped onto his shoulder but left a dirty paw print on his shirt.

"Ahhhhhhh! I'm so sorry!" The ferret cried then Gilbert pet him softly on the head when the bus arrived. At the school, everyone started walking around the class room was talking.

"Okay, anyone wanna tell me why they picked a freakin' middle schooler to be our teacher?" Sasuke asked.

"This is a total hassle..."

"What was that Neji?" Sasuke said in a challenging voice.

"What's the point in having this discussion anyway?"

"Uh, because he's just a little boy?"

"Saying because doesn't make it an answer, Naruto!" Neji yelled.

"Yeah, whatever worry-wart. Why don't you go back to your study like a good boy you are?"

"DON'T CALL ME A WART!"

"Whoa! I didn't know you had a wart, I mean you look so normal, you must use a lot of makeup-!"

"I'm not!" Neji barked then Naruto looked at him confused. Neji stood up and slammed his hands on the desk.
"And another thing, who died and made you king of the classroom Sasuke? Shouldn't the class rep tell us what we are suppose to do? You're ripping a hole in the order of life! Don't you think so?" Neji asked, then Sai stood up and nodded. It was quiet then Sai looked at Neji with cutesy eyes.

"Uh-huh..." Neji said with a nod.

"Right, as I was saying..." Sasuke continued then Neji yelled and sank to his desk. The bus stopped in a middle of an abandon town.

"Where are we...?"

"An old town...?"

"Why?"

"I dunno..." Gilbert's ferret, Shirotsuki said then Gilbert blinked and saw a soda machine.

"Oh what a relief. I was getting thirsty on this trip." Gilbert said then Shirotsuki nodded. When the bottle came out, Gilbert sighed.

"Ugh, this soda is all warm."

"Maybe the machine is broken for being so old...?"

"I was already pissed about missing work... AND NOW THIS?" Gilbert shouted then he kicked the machine and it opened. The boy and ferret gasped when they saw a round creature in the machine.

"Someone stuffed me in here."

"Oh..."

"By the way, I'm an angel." The creature said then Gilbert looked at it weirdly.

"As a token for saving me, would you like another drink?"

Gilbert walked away.

"Excuse but would you help me out?"

"Screw you 'angel'." Gilbert said then he threw the bottle and it hit a sign. Suddenly a small tropical bird flew towards Gilbert, then he pulled out a scythe but then he saw a message tied on the bird's leg. He took it and it said,

"We are here to pick you up, Gilbert Nightmare. Signed Shippuden High."

"Oh. You're from Shippuden high... But how did you know where we were?"

The bird handed Gilbert another note then it said,

"Leave the questions behind and get on the bird. The principal."

The bird turned into a huge bird then Gilbert got on it along with Shirotsuki. At the school, the students in class B were getting bored.

"Okay, we're all out of short jokes and kid jokes, so how about we go on to picking his nickname?"

"Oh! Pick me Sasuke!" Naruto shouted then Sasuke crossed his arms.

"I'm not looking forward to it, but go ahead Naruto."

"Gilruto!"

"It's stupid."

"Then how about Gilruto?"

"That's what you just said..." Sasuke said, half pissed.

"In the foreign countries, they would shorten their names; like Rosemary becomes Rose or Isabella becomes Bella, you know."

"After all that barking, Neji decides to join the group." Lee said.

"Let's see... Rose or Bella... What about-? Oh I got it! Pick me!"

"Go ahead, Naruto."

"How about Gilly?"

"Shut up." Sasuke said then Sai stood up.

"Was there something you wanted to say?" Sasuke asked then Sai let out a big meditation noise. After a few seconds he sat back down.

"He stood up for nothing?"

"Berty!"

"I thought I told you to shut up, Naruto!"

When Gilbert and Shirotsuki arrived, Gilbert sighed.

"We made it. Does that not make you happy master?"

"I was late... How will I ever make it up...?"

"Do you wanna go home?"

"No, I gotta go in there and face the music." Gilbert answered then he stood up. He opened the door and the boys were talking but turned to see Gilbert. Gilbert gasped and shut the door.

"Would you like to go home now?"

"Mm-mmn... Waaaaaaaaah! Dammit!" He cursed then slammed the door opened. The boys gasped then Gilbert twitched.

"HELLO, GIL-CHAN!"

"Huh...? Cut... To a commercial!"

Commercial Break

Sasuke: Gil-chan?

Naruto: Gil-chan?

Sasuke: Oh, Gil-chan!

Gilbert: Stop calling me Gil-chan!

Gilbert gasped when he saw his picture ruined. When he turned to see the whole class, he turned away and quivered.

"I wanna go home now Shirotsuki!"

"That little creature he's talking to, what is that? Is that a ferret?" Lee asked then Sasuke poked it with a long ruler.

"Yeah, I'm pretty sure it is."

"Hey, do you think it's edible?" Lee asked as he grabbed Shirotsuki by the tail. Sasuke grinned and blushed.
"Only one way to find out."

"Okay, I'd like to take attendance, but before I do I just wanted to say... I wanted to say that I'm..."

"HUH?" The whole class said.

"I wanted to apologize to you... For coming in so late."

"He's SO super cute!"

"Super what?"

"Oh, I got a question, call on me little boy teacher." Naruto said.

"Not if you call me little boy!"

"So are you mix?" Naruto asked then Gilbert groaned.

"Good to know we are getting all the hard questions out of the way." Sasuke said with a grin.

"More importantly were you born in Europe, or were you born in Japan?" Lee asked.

"Do you like saimen?" Naruto asked.

"Pardon me, but would you mind showing us your teacher's license?" Neji asked.

"My name is Sai, your class rep."

"Do you like ramen? Wait, did I asked about ramen?"

"Or maybe I'm not the class rep." Sai said silently.

"You're mix? A half breed? How about saimen? Do you like that?" Naruto asked then Sai threw a book at him. Gilbert ducked and hid under a book.

"Ugh... What's going on...?"

"Teacher, teacher! Shut up I'm not being obnoxious! Teacher!" A girl yelled.

Class A: Sakura, Hinata, Shikamaru, and Tenten

Class C: Kiba, Shino, Kankuro, and Temari

Class D: Gaara, Ino, Kabuto, and Choji

Gilbert broke a mechanical pencil in half then the class looked at him.

"SHUT UP YOU FUCKIN' LITTLE BRATS! HOW DARE YOU MAKE A FOOL OUTTA MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

The class looked at him with stern looks.

"Look, I don't care if you ask questions, but please think about what you ask before you open your mouths. For the love of god, try to ask less boring question, understand you... LITTLE BASTARDS?" He said then flipped the class. The students gasped then Gilbert laughed but Sasuke punched his head.

"How dare you speak that way to your class?"

Gilbert started sniffling and tears formed in his eyes.

"Oh my gosh! Is he hurt?" Lee asked.

"Hey! That's so mean! He's just a little kid after all Sasuke!" Naruto said.

"He maybe just a kid, but there are things a teacher should do, and a teacher shouldn't do. I don't care if he's a frickin' genius or whatever the hell he is! Little brat... Certain rules need to be, uhhhh..."

Gilbert sniffled as he went to the corner.

"Oh my god what the hell...?"

"What did you do that for...? I'm your teacher..."

"Oh, boy." Sasuke said as he placed a hand on his head.

"Ow, ow, ow, ow..."

"Okay, in the heated moment, I got a little carried away so would you stop crying and come over here? I'm not mad anymore. See?"

Gilbert whimpered then looked at Sasuke.

"Come on, it's okay."

"Do you really mean it...?"

"Cross my heart." Sasuke promised then Gilbert whimpered and Sasuke laughed with a smile on his face.

"Look, he's not hiding anymore." Lee said as Gilbert walked toward Sasuke.

"We're very curious about you, so we're going to ask you a lot of questions. You understand that, right?"

"Mm-hmm." Gilbert answered with a nod.

"Okay, so when we ask you questions, promise to hold it in and you can to answer to whatever questions you feel like answering, deal?"

"Deal."

"Good. I'd like to be the first to ask you a question; we all heard you went to a school in Europe, which school did you go to?" Sasuke asked then Gilbert looked at him then gasped. He started stuttering as he tried to pronounce the name of the college but it was in a foreign language and it just made him sound stupid. He looked up and Sasuke was laughing.

"Huh?" Gilbert said then he looked and every student was laughing at him.

"He's so adorable!" Naruto squealed then Gilbert ran crying.

"You asked him that on purpose didn't you Sasuke?"

"It was just a way of showing my love."

"Oh you are cruel." Neji said. After a while, the students left the class to go look for Gilbert. On the roof top, Gilbert was staring at the sky.

"Is he still crying?" Lee asked.

"No, I don't think I see anymore tears." Neji answered then Naruto started crying.

"Our poor Gil-chan is so sad!"

"He's not crying but Naruto is..."

"Don't encourage him Haku." Sasuke said.

"I wonder what he's thinking..."

"Maybe he's thinking... 'If they bully me again, I'll quit!'"

"Quit? NOOOOOOOOOO~!" Naruto shouted.

"It'd be pretty useless if he just quit after an hour with us..." Sasuke said.

"There's gotta be a solution to solve this..."

"I can make it go away." Sai answered as he held a plate of rice dumplings.

"Get him outta here!" Sasuke yelled then Lee and Haku grabbed Sai and left. Neji looked ahead and saw something.

"Heads up... Someone's coming."

"That's Gil-chan's ferret." Sasuke answered.

"I wonder what he's saying...?"

"Maybe he's trying to convince him." Sasuke said.

"Gil-chan shows no reaction. And now he's giving up."

Shirotsuki walked away.

"That's just the saddest thing I've ever seen..." Sasuke said. Gilbert sat up then walked towards the door.

"Uh-oh! He's coming this way!" Neji yelled.

"Retreat!" Sasuke said as everyone ran back down, everyone except for Naruto.

"Oh, Gil-chan! Come give your big brother a big hug!"

Sasuke grabbed his ear then dragged him down the stairs.

"You're coming with us whether you like it or not!"

In the class everyone was gathered around in a circle.

"I'm just saying that's all."

"I wonder where he went..." Naruto said.

"Maybe he's going to the teachers' lounge and tell them he's leaving!"

"That wouldn't be good for us..." Sasuke said then Haku came into the classroom.

"Here he comes!" He said then everyone quickly ran to their desks and sat down. When Gilbert came into the room, he was glaring at the class until Sasuke rose his hand up.

"Huh?"

Sasuke stood up and scratched his cheek.

"I just... Wanted to apologize for everything... I'm sorry I hit you." Sasuke said then he bowed.

"I'm sorry too..." Neji said.

"I'm sorry we all laughed at you." Lee said.

"I'm sorry..." Haku said softly but sadly. Gilbert gasped then Naruto came close to his face.

"OH PLEASE DON'T QUIT BECAUSE OF US! OH PLEASE DON'T LEAVE US!" He cried.

"Me quit?" Gilbert asked then he blinked.
"Why would I do that?"

"HUH?"

"Now listen up y'all!"

"WHOA..."

"From this day forth you shall never call me a little boy or any type of kid name! You shall address me as sensei got it?" Gilbert yelled then Naruto hugged him and rubbed his cheek against Gilbert's.

"Oh my gosh! You're so cute I think I might die and go to heaven!"

"Well... That takes care of that." Sasuke said.

"Looks like it." Neji said. Haku sighed then Lee put his hands on his hips.

"Man what a relief..."

"Get your paws off me! Grrrrrrrr... Leggo!" Gilbert yelled. Outside, Shirotsuki was laying under a bush.

"Are you okay? You shouldn't be sad little ferret."

"I'll try my best not to..."

"This isn't much but please take this." Sai said as he held a plate of rice dumplings.

"R-really? I can have this? Thank you so much."

"Make sure you eat it all." Sai said with a smile.

"Okay, before I send you all home, I should take attendance. Now is there a Neji Hyuga?"

"Present and accounted for." Neji said.

"Haku?"

"Here." Haku answered softly.

"Naruto Uzumaki?"

"Believe it!" Naruto cheered.

"Sasuke Uchiha?"

"Here." Sasuke answered.

"Rock Lee?"

"Here sir!" Lee answered.

"And everyone else?"

"Here~" Shirotsuki and the others said.

"That was weird." Sasuke said then Gilbert clapped his hands.

"Okay! See you guys tomorrow bright and early suckers!" Gilbert said. Outside, the ferret laid on the ground, his tail twitched then Sai smiled evilly.