(Serious AN: Okay I'm losing energy for writing tdds so I'm writing this to get back at writing and to stretch my brain. This only exists because I want to see if I can write a good Crack story. Hope you enjoy…)
AN: hi everybody my name is xxx2het2gayxxx but you can call me Terri! This is my very first total drama fanfic and I hope that you like it! My gal pal freshheartsgays helped edit this! Anyway this is a crossover and very NSFW! Don't like Don't read! Crossover with: Naruto, Dangan Ronpa, Harry Potter, Sailor Moon, My little Pony, Dragon Ball Z, and Real life! Please leave a fanmail and tell me who you want eliminated!1!
Chapter 1: Prologue
So like their was this ugly ass island in the middle of nowhere and some douche named chris m'clean decided this would be a good place for a tv show! so he and his guy pal(no homo) chef came by some people called fresh to make the tv show! They invited 25 teens to come to the island and fight for a gazillion dollars and 68 cents.
We open with chris m'clean "no we don't!" someone i didn't know said. She was tall, gorgeous, was skinny with big bobs, and looked like a female chris mclean!(AN: whatever tf that meens) she was even wearing his clothes, which didn't match her long mid back long hair and pale blue eyes like limp tears.
"sup my name's Olivia Princess Oni Otter Phobe Obtuse Clean! and im the new host!" (AN. What happened to chris…and chef!)
"I took care of them!" Olivia said.
~Coffesional~
Chris was half naked and halfway in the toilet. His legs stuck out flailing, his muffled screams could be heard. Deeper muffled yells came from deeper in the toilet : o
~End Coffesional~
"anyway it's time to introduce the contestants" Olivi said as a speedboat carrying teenagers came to the islend.
a short tubby girl with bad fashion sense un-came from the boat.
"Say hello to…um…Beatrice?" Olivia asked unsure.
"My name is actually Be-umf" Be was interrupted when a giant black teen with bad fashion sense was thrown on top of her. He was crying super duper hard cause he was a little bitch.
Be- The Who cares
Deej- The Literal Child
"And that was Deej! Now let's meet Gwen!" Olivai said.
A goth girl with REALLY bad fashion sense came on the dock, stomping over to Olivia.
"What the hell are you doing you Motherfuker!" Gwen yelled.
"Hosting." Olivia said.
"O." Gwen said cuz she was a dumbass.
Gwen- The Goff
A frat boy/surfer dude uncame from the boat. He was really fukin hot, and had twenty abs. His hat was the size of a beach ball.
"Hi Geoff!" Olivia said.
"Sup bro!"
"I'm a girl" Olivia said.
"Cool bro!"
"Go to the back." Olivivia said.
Geoff: The Bro
Then a hot girl with big boobs came on the dock, she had bad fashion sense…like seriously. What the hell is this poor girl wearing like brown vest? with a red undershirt? A orange skirt with blue bandana? With frickin' cowboy boots!? Only a moron with bad fashion sense would put that together!
"Hey!" lindsey said to the writer.
Lindsey: The Dumb Dumb Dummy Dum
"Meenie!" Lindsay responded.
"Anyway, speaking of meanies here's Heather!" Oliviaa announced. Heather uncame from the boat with a mean look on her face. She also had long hair since this is an AU!
"Your fashion sense is ugly sweetie, maybe get some eyes uwu." She said meanly to Olivia.
Heather- The Big Meanie
Heavy rock I mean PUNK! music came announcing the arrival of someone important! A punk boy that's apparently hot(?) with tiny legs and a crooked head(?)
He was a HARDCORE PUNK! Who don't play by no rules. He was Fresh's personal pick.
"Could you turn down your music please?" Be asked with her fingers plugged into her ears.
"Oh did I TRIGGER you? :)" Duncan asked.
Duncan- The Anti SJW
Then a guy in a red jumpsuit jumped out from the boat but fell on his face cuz he was even more stupid than the blonde girl. "Hey!" Lindsey and Tyler yelled at the same time.
Tyler: The Kl#tz
"Hi-ah!" A gangly nerd with glasses was about to speak when someone stabbed him with a dagger.
A guy with a giant head wearing robes with multicolored Nines on it, came running out from the boat. "Ninth! I'm the Ninth introduced Ha!" Trent said, before praying to the (yes I'm serious) Nine gods.
Harold: The Brony
Trent: The *insert mentalist slur*/cultist
A surfer girl in a blue hoodie came next, her eyes were red and she carried a surfboard bag and a blunt as big as Cody's dick (really big!1!)
"Hey Brig, you brought your surfboard with you?" Olivia asked.
"Nah, I just sold that for weed, heh." Brig said.
"You know you can't have that here right?" Olive asked.
"I'll share."
"Go take your place." Olivia said quickly.
Brig- The Pothead
An Indian teen wearing to many layers was pushed onto the dock, he had an annoyed look on his face.
"I know this isn't right, I mean the nine thing was weird but Trent wasn't a cultist! And second of all, Bridgette hated all kinds of drugs, don't even get me started on the poor writing and-mmph!" Noah's spiel was interrupted when Olivia covered his mouth.
"Okay, Okay go to the back!" She said, before pushing him over to the group.
"Rude." He said.
Noah- The only logical one
"'Cause I may be bad but I'm perfectly good at it
Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it
Sticks and stones may break my bones,
But chains and whips excite me"
(AN.I don't own the lyrics) a bodacious black Beauty sang. She had bland fashion sense, and an air of depravity around her.
"I'm here to fuck bitches and get money, and none of yall' are gonna' stop me!" She yelled.
Leshawna- The Depraved
After her came two teen girls who uncame at the same time and spoke at the same time. They were dressed badly and the exact same. Though one was fat and the other was incredibly thin.
"Hello everybody." They said. "Hi you too, so are you ready for the game?" Olivia asked.
"Yes we hope to be the best. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Sorry, we love summer camps." They spoke in unison.
"Okay, you two are creepy, go join the others."
Katie and Sadie- The Best Psychic-linked Friends For Life
Then some smooth jazz started playing, some rock hard studs(not in that way pervs) came covered in gardening ho's and female dogs. Clouds above them made it rain Benjamins(both the bills and people).
"Well if it isn't my two favorite porn stars, I especially loved your work on 'I'm not angry at having no prom date' and 'I am so not desperate'."
"Always glad to meet a fan!" Cody said biting his lip sexily.
"Fo' rizzle my brizzle. The 'Moose Macker' is in the building!" Ezekiel said cooly.
Ezekiel- The Main Character
Cody- The Pimp
Omnimous chants and screams of hell were heard. A boat came, literally on fire as the screams of the damned could be heard. A European girl stomped out, setting the her footprints on fire. The black markings could be seen. She spoke.
"Sorry, what?" Olivia said, Eva was confused.
"Sorry but I can't hear you over this omnimous chanting!" Olivia explained. Eva snapped her fingers.
"I said I came here to win." Eva said.
"Okay, cool. Go join the others." Olivia said.
"Fine." She responded before putting earpods in her ears.
Eva- The Devourer of Worlds
A large and happy boy jumped off the boat and hollered. "What's the f**k up!" Owen screamed. "My chances of losing my hearing." Noah responded.
"Hello Owen how're you doing?" Olivia asked a little shaken up.
"F***ing Awesome!" He yelled.
"Please be quiet…" Be said.
"OKAY!" Owen said at a high volume.
Owen- The Loud Mouth
"Hi!" Two people said before being pushed off the dock by a ginger girl wearing grass.
"Who cares about those two! It's my turn to be introduced!" She said. "Hi everybody it's your favorite Mom! You can call me the real life pinkie pie l-o-l!"
"…I want to die." Eva said.
"Anyway after dropping off my ki-oops I mean updating toomblr account I came here as fast as LeBron' Johnson! The kids like him right?" She went on. Courtney and Justion Dragged themselves out of the water without any help.
Courtney- The Loser Lol
Justin- The Forgotten
Izzy- The Real life Pinkie Pie
Ah crap this is taking forever anyway three more people came, some Perv, a twitter obsessed weirdo, and NARUTO!
Alejandro- The Perv
Sierra- The Social Media Ho
Naruto- The Sex Bomb
"OMG I just a retweet from Zayn Mallik's Doctor! I so have to brag this to my mom, she'll be jealous like so HARD!" Sierra said, rapidly tapping at her phone.
"I can tell you what's hard Amore'(I'm using an online translator Okay!)." Alejandro said.
"Who wants to have sex right now!" Naruto said.
"Wait until the camera's stop rolling! And aren't all of you sixteen?" Olivia stated.
"Like the writers care!" He responded.
"Anyway I'll put you in teams!" Olivia said.
"Be, Cody, Gwen, Heather, Justin, Izzy, Leshawna, Lindsey, Noah, Owen, Trent, and Sierra you will be the screaming Bass!" she said. "And Brig, Courtney, Deej, Duncan, Ezekiel, Eva, Geoff, Harold, Katie, Sadie, and Tyler will be the Killer Gophers!"
"That's not how it went." Noah said. "Anyway meet me up the hill for the first challenge!" Olivia announced.
"Wait shouldn't we interact more, or get to know more about the confessional or eliminations?" Courtney asked.
"Lol no, challenge time." Olivia said.
Several people sighed.
An. I hope you guys like it! It took forever to make it! Now leave a comment or vote for who you want eliminated!
(Serious AN: Review and Vote! Use the reviews to cast your vote! This is fully interactive and the story can change depending on what happens! I hope your excited!)