Me: Hmmm…
Tara: That Hughes pic you did was sad…
Me: I know… now I've got that song stuck in my head… and it's playing in the background… besides… I'm going to do a poem for our dear Hughesy… We love him!
Tara: Rest forever in peace everyone's favorite Kodak commercial!
Me: Oh yah… Al… The disclaimers please… Please note! Authoress is guilty of not putting up disclaimer notices for a while!
Al: O.k. you idiots! Kate is not incapable of making up her own characters. FMA belongs to Mrs. Hiromu Arakawa! Although in Kate's dreams she MAY think she owns Roy, but other than that… No, we do not belong to Kate… Are you happy you bastards?
Me: this is for: Loving father, devoted husband. Maes Hughes… you're in our hearts… Caring friend, psycho lieutenant colonel. Maes Hughes… You're our guardian angel…
The Living Kodak Commercial
Through the thick and the thin…
You've been there…
You've held hands, guiding us from the dark…
Through times of war and times of sadness…
You've smiled for us…
You've ensured that any future was possible, if we believed…
Through each day, each week, each month, each year…
You've wiped away our tears…
You've been there for all the special times we've shared together…
When you were with us…
You made our hearts fly…
When you were sitting at your desk…
You gave us wise advice…
When you smiled at us…
You held all the optimistic thoughts we needed…
When you comforted us…
You chased away the fears, making us feel secure…
When you wiped away our tears…
You erased all our doubts…
You were there for us…
But now you're gone…
You helped us move on…
But now you've passed from this world…
You gave us reasons to keep living…
But where are you now…
You used to dry our tears…
But now you're the source of our tears…
Maes Hughes…
Come back to us…
Maes Hughes…
We don't want to believe you were killed…
Maes Hughes…
Show us one more picture…
Maes Hughes…
We're begging you to return…
Maes Hughes…
Please come back…
This is in loving memory…
Of our favorite Kodak Commercial…
Of our favorite Lieutenant Colonel…
Of our imaginary older brother…
Of our…
Maes Hughes…
Lieutenant Colonel…
Rest forever…
In peace…
And in loving memory…
We'll miss you…
Good-Bye…
Farewell…
Sayonara…
Kamikaze Photo Shower Person…
Living Kodak Commercial…
Me: T.T Hughes…
Tara: OMG! That's so Sad!
Me: Forever, Hughes'-Cool-Funny-Kodak-Ness will never die!
Tara: Here, Here! Raises glass in toast
Hughes: But I'm right here… Authoress likes to resurrect dead people… she can't stand the fact Hughes is dead…
Tara and Me: O.o…
Hughes: Disappears cause Authoress' powers run out (POOF!)
Tara: WAHHHHHHH! T.T
Me: T.T Damn… I thought he was going to stay… for us… Suddenly looks hella serious Oh well… He's dead… kicked the bucket… nothing we can do…
Tara: Kate! I can't believe you said that!
Me: Starts crying I can't accept it! DAMN HOMUNCULI! goes to closet, takes out life-sized Envy Voodoo doll, begins to stab it harshly in the eye with a clicky-pen…
Tara: and here I thought she wasn't that obsessive with his death…