Soo..I was really bored and made a Ninjago parody of Thrift Shop by Macklemore.
I own my parody, but NOTHING else.
Bold=Who's singing/reference
I HIGHLY RECOMMEND LISTENING TO THE SONG WHILE READING THIS
Enjoy!
(Lloyd)
Hey, Sensei! Can I go snake fighting?
(Cole)
What, what, what, what... [x7]
(Jay)
Bada, badada, badada, bada... [x9]
(Zane)
I'm gonna beat some snakes
Only got golden weapons in my pocket
I - I - I'm fighting, looking for a come-up
This is really awesome
(Kai)
Nah, Walk up to the snakes like, "What up, I got a big rock!" (looks at Cole)
I'm so pumped about some games from the GameStop
Ice in my friend, he's so dang frosty
That people like, "Whoa! That's a really cold nindroid."
Rollin' in, really fast, heading to the center scene,
Dressed in all pink (Zane reference), 'cept my bro's shoes, those are green(Lloyd)
Draped in a red head mask, ninja standin' next to me
Probably shoulda washed this, smells like Sensei's sheets
(Teaaaaaa)
But hey, it was not laundry day! (Wash it)
Kickin' it, punchin' it, 'bout to go and get some compliments
Passin' up on those snake blood stains someone else's been walkin' in
But me and Nya missin it
I am walkin' and talkin' and
Savin' my behind and I'm really happy that's a decoy, man
I'ma take your Sensei's style, I'ma take your Sensei's style,
No for real - ask your Sensei - can I have his hand-me-downs? (Thank you)
Striped pj's and some house slippers
Dareth brown leather jacket that I found diggin'
They had a broken sword, I fixed a broken sword
I bought a can of worms, then I made a nindroid
Hello, hello, my main sis, my Nya
Jay Walker ain't got nothing on my high score, heck no
I could take some raw eggs, make them hot, eat those
The other guys would be like "Aw, he got the hard boiled"
(Zane)
I'm gonna beat some snakes
Only got golden weapons in my pocket
I - I - I'm fighting, looking for a come-up
This is really awesome
(Kai)
What you know about using an element in your fighting?
What you knowin' about wearin' a colored ninja suit?
I'm fighting, I'm fighting, I'm searching right through that rubble
One man's life, that's another man's treasure
Thank your granddad for training you to fight these snakes
'Cause right now I'm up in here gettin tired
I'm in my village, you can find me in the dojo
I'm not, I'm not sick of searchin' in Ninjago
Your brother, your sister, your daddy, your Sensei
I'll take those ninja themed jammies, second-hand, I rock those everywhere
The sewed with the pattern of stripes everywhere
I hit the kitchen and they start looking everywhere
They be like, "Oh, wow Kai - that's really weird."
I'm like, "Yo - I'm too tired for a T-shirt."
Underworld trip, let's do some simple addition
Fifty miles for a portal - there's just a hidden entrance anyway
I call that being ninjas and sneaky (yeah)
I call that getting tricked by a true ninja
My element is really hot
And not having the same one as three other people in house is really cool
Wii game, come take a look at my high score
Trying to get Samurai from a score? Jay you really won't
Jay you REALLY won't
(Lloyd)
(Ninjas... fightin' snakes... yeah!)
(Zane)
I'm gonna beat some snakes
Only got golden weapons in my pocket
I - I - I'm fighting, looking for a come-up
This is really awesome
(Zane)
I wear your Sensei's clothes
I look incredible
I'm in this plain white Tee
From my Sensei in the robe
(Zane)
I'm gonna beat some snakes
Only got golden weapons in my pocket
I - I - I'm fighting, looking for a come-up
This is really awesome
(Nya)
Is that our Sensei's tea? RUNNN
There you go! xD
Wow, why did I do this.
Do you like it? Tell me in the reviews!
Have a nice day/night!
-ZaneWalker