A/N: Dedicated with love and cake to everyone who has ever wanted to be Tin-Tin, just for the day. I know I have!
Disclaimer: Thunderbirds do not belong to me. Sadly. But I wish they did.
The song parodied is 'I Wish I Was James Bond' by Scouting for Girls. Thanks to the ungodly beautiful Roy Stride for writing such a genius number.
I Wish I Was Tin-Tin
"Tin-Tin Kyrano; IR's finest female mechanic, licensed to flirt. Mixing glamour with boys and danger!"
I've seen you on the screen, it's you those boys adore.
Since I was a girl, I've wanted to 'service' nearly all.
Baking cakes all day, and flirting through the night.
You never need to share - which, to me, just don't seem right!
So I wish I was Tin-Tin, just for the day.
Walking with boobs first, always getting my own way.
Yes, I wish I was Tin-Tin, just for the day.
Lazing by the pool as the palm branches sway.
Tin-Tin, you're a tease, you lead those Tracys on
You bat your eyes at Virgil, while forgetting about John.
Scott knows where you're at; he's seen it all before -
He can't erase the memory of those swimsuits that you wore!
So I wish I was Tin-Tin, just for the day.
Buying alligators as pets for the boys' birthdays
Yes, I wish I was Tin-Tin, just for the day
Clinging onto Jeff as the train just speeds away.
I've a spanner, I've a hammer, I've a monkey-wrench too.
I've eyeliner, I've mascara, please can I just be you?
I've a lab-coat, I've a clip-board, I've a compass set too.
I've a wiggle, I've a giggle, please can I just be you?
I wanted the Island, I wanted adventure, I wanted to help save the world
I wanted excitement, I wanted the lifestyle, I wanted to be a better girl.
So I wish I was Tin-Tin, just for the day.
Diving with Gordon, watching water mambas play
Yes, I wish I was Tin-Tin, just for the day.
Storming off when Alan just can't find the words to say
And I wish I was Tin-Tin, just for the day.
Making sure that Virgil is most definitely not gay.
Oh! Gordon, and Scott, and Virgil, and Johnny - not Alan, or Brains... but maybe one day Jeff!
THE END
Thank you!