Hello readers, I know most of you are probably hoping for me to update my Rio 2 story which I will get to, DO NOT WORRY, I will get to it. I haven't forgotten about it, I've just had quite the writers block for it but as soon as I watch those movies again I can assure you that it'll all com rushing back, but for now I'm going to be posting on this story for a while because I fell in love with Kung Fu Panda AGAIN. I know, I know, you guys will probably impale me with pitchforks or some shite like that. This story will be rated M for suggestive themes and gore, lots of lovely, lovely gore.

So here is 'Kung Fu Panda: Psychosis'

银矿山血 - Yín kuàngshān xuè - Silver Blood Mines

"Get up new blood"

Was he dreaming?

"The Chef will be making his rounds and you need to wake up"

His eyelids were heavy with the sweet thought of sleep.

"Nǐ bèndàn. Get. UP!"

He felt a sharp pain in his ribs.

Who knew a voice could be so painful…

Wait. Painful… that doesn't seem-

"Qǐ! Qǐ! Up!"

The voice hit him again, this time in the ribs and that really woke the warrior up.

"Owwwww…" he groaned, rubbing his side as he jerked upwards, "Wh-" he started but was instantly shushed as a white paw was put against his mouth, whoever this person was they had a foreign accent and exquisite, silk like fur. It was hard to focus on who was speaking and his eyes were pulled down by imaginary anchors.

"You want to get out, no? Shut up and play along, I make sure."

The world seemed to swirl around him as all the blood ran to his head, it felt like the hangover after every year's Winter Festival, he wasn't much of a drinker but there were exceptions and those exceptions usually came with a lot of food.

Ooooh… Dumplings.

"Hey Panda, you listen good? Hey, look here!" the voice barked in a barely audible whisper, Po's eyes focused on the room he was currently occupying, it wasn't big and it wasn't small however the more he looked around the craggy rock walls seemed to creep over him. It held enough room to contain two animals like it was currently doing, his eyes now landed on that particular creature. Po was almost certain that it was a he, his stance was surprisingly laid back given their current situation, the fur or hair rather around his ears was long and was beginning to look ratty, his fur was covered in goldish-brown strands of hair on his body, mainly on his back. His face was matched to his ears, it was splattered with dirt and what seemed to be coal or possibly soot, his eyes were a color between a pale blue and gray. They were surprisingly pleasing to look at. Po was snapped out of his thoughts when the canine spoke again.

"Pretend to be of sleep, OK? Very important, he comes by soon, will open gate. Just watch."

Po watched as the dog retreated towards the back of the room and mocked an injured state on a beat up cot, much like the one he had at the palace. That's right! The Jade Pala-

"Food time you rats!" someone yelled, rattling the cell bars with what Po assumed to be a ladle of some sort. "I'm starting at F-1 and I'll be working my way down! Be ready…" muttering the last part of his sentence with a chuff. A large Black Bear stepped up to open Po's door, looking in at the two creatures within the cell. The bear laughed and opened the door, making his way towards the wolf in the back of the room.

"Well, well, well. Looks like they moved my favorite plaything! I'd wondered where they put my toy, Dà gè missed your pathetic tail."

The canine looked up at the bear as he pulled him up by the scruff, "I think you know how you should take your breakfast, worm!" the bear shouted, faint hints of

laughter in his voice.

The wolf whispered something, something neither Po nor Dà gè had heard, "Come again?" the Black Bear asked leaning in closer to the wolf's face…

'Bad idea… really bad idea…' Po thought as he snuck one eye open just barely enough to see what happened next.

The wolf opened his jaws wide open and slammed down on Dà gè's ear, blood squirting out of his head as he howled in pain dropping the wolf from his grip, but his pain turned to anger as he was turning to the canine, ready to strike him with his anything, he reached for a pickaxe in the corner of his eye but was distracted by a pain in his left kneecap.

Dà gè grunted and snarled at the wolf and reached for the pickaxe once again and was met with nothing.

It wasn't there, it was however firmly grasped in the dog's hand and in mid-downward swing, first into his arm and then into his head killing the bear instantly and spilling the contents of the decapitated bear onto his pure white fur, staining it a beautiful crimson-red. He wiped off his snout and grabbed the cell keys that had been around the Black Bear's belt.

"Oh… don't mind if I do…" the wolf jokingly scoffed as he walked out of the cell and motioned Po to follow, who had been trying very carefully not to step in the blood puddles scattered around the cell.

"Told you. We get out."

"Anyway you could have done that with less killing?" Po asked a bit nervous how easily this wolf had just slaughtered a Black Bear at least twice as big as he, both

emotionally and physically.

"No." The answer was short showing no regret or remorse in his voice. "You delay us, we move to Step 2: Deception"

"Go, put on belt. Cover white with soot. Become him." The wolf snarled, pointing at the dead Black Bear.

Po did so without any further instruction and covering his Yang with Yin.

"Step 3…?" He asked leaning in towards the blood covered wolf.

"Sneak past guards, with you as Dà gè we will pass through with ease. Act confident, do not show doubt it will be giveaway." The way the wolf talked, it reminded him of someone, but he couldn't put a finger on it. Someone who seemed to boss him around, or at least told him what he should and shouldn't do.

This canine that he accompanied was either used to this or had planned this event perfectly. He must of been here a long time if he had memorized every single nook and cranny. And now the question arose, how long had he been here? Wherever here was, it was proving to be a slight problem for him.

"I will lead us to kitchen, where Dà gè used to work. He was once torture master, but was demoted to cook when he beat some of us within an inch of life." the wolf whispered as they traversed through the corridors.

"Where are we?" Po blurted out, not able to hold his questions back any longer.

"Yín kuàngshān xuè. or the Silver Blood Mines. Surprised you haven't heard of it, quite popular among slavers. This will be first time anyone has gotten out, IF you keep quiet." He replied rather harshly, quieting the panda instantly.

"Geez lighten up… Master Tigress…" Po laugh lightly, then it struck him, who he had been thinking about.

Tigress… that tiger, the one he had adored since the Battle of the Boar, he admired her with a great passion. It was because of her that he had been so interested in Kung Fu and led him to the top of the Jade Palace's steps or more commonly know as the '1000 Steps', which had left him panting and gasping as he crawled up the last 978 steps only to have the courtyards doors shut in his face. Turning him to desperate measures as he lit a chair wrapped in fireworks in order to see who would be called the Dragon Warrior, only to find out that it would be him. It was with Master Shifu and Grand-Master Oogway's teachings and wisdom that he lived up to his name, received the Dragon Scroll, uncovered its secret and defeated Tai Lung, Shifu's rouge student and adopted son.

Tigress had accepted him as a worthy adversary and ally, which proved even more helpful on their second major mission threat they were sent on to in Gongmen City, ruled by a tyrannical Peacock who was linked with his history and had caused him much suffering, however it was not without its ups and downs. He found out his birthplace, a relic of his past, achieved inner peace, and forged a strong bond between him and the ferocious leader of The Furious Five, she opened up and showed her softer side to him and only him.

Then he had found his father, his real, actual birth father. Li Shan, who lived with the remaining Panda's in a village far, far away from the Valley of Peace. However the Valley had been attacked by General Kai's 'jombies' as Master Monkey had liked to called them, they soon learned that Kai had used corrupted chi and used it as a force of evil and hatred, focusing it on Oogway's legacy and disciples. Tigress had barely escaped with her life, when Kai had unexpectedly shown up at the Jade Palace and destroyed a good portion of the Hall of Heros. As well as turning Shifu and the rest of the Five into jombies, using them as his personal servants. Tigress had shown up at the Panda Village within a day or two, badly injured and barely surviving on adrenaline. She relayed the message from Grand-Master Shifu, and told Po that Kai would be coming to kill and claim the chi of everyone in the secret village, and he soon learned that his father, his Panda dad, Li Shan, had lied about knowing the secret to mastering chi.

Po quickly forgave him and taught the Pandas to fight like the best Pandas they could be, but only enough so he could sneak up on Kai and use the WuXi finger-hold on him, which had seemed to drain every strain of hope out of his very being when Kai had told him that his 'ultimate' move only affected those that were alive, and Kai was in fact a Spirit Warrior, and was immune to the usually fatal blow.

It was only after seeing the terrified look on his family's faces, as well as Tigress's, the usually unafraid and stoic warrior holding little Mei Mei who clung helplessly to the tiger's arms as Kai circled the lot of them and was about to take all of their chi. Po remembered Shifu's words of wisdom about dramatic entrances and exits. Making the most dramatic exit of the century, he performed the WuXi finger-hold on himself ultimately killing himself and dragging Kai back to the Spirit World where he killed Kai by overloading the old general with pure chi that caused him to explode, which he was told had been given to him by Tigress, his two dads, Ping and Li, as well as all of the other Pandas.

But now he was here, in the 'Silver Blood Mines', covered in soot and anything that would make him look like a certain Black Bear, who had been slaughtered by the very canine in front of him. All he had to do was get out of this mine and head back to the Valley of Peace, hopefully.

"Almost there." the wolf ushered.

Po simply nodded and kept his facade up, mirroring the look Dà gè had worn before his 'partner' had eviscerated him.

"Stop!" came a voice from behind them, "Where do you think your going with that mutt, Dà gè? I thought I told you not to 'discipline' them anymore?" the voice came from a battered Rhino, who looked to be of an authoritative position, he had clearly noticed that the 'prisoner' was covered in blood.. Po froze they hadn't counted on someone to actually stop him, but Po somehow knew that the wolf half expected this to happen. He nudged Po and snapped him back to reality.

Po responded in a gruff voice, "I'm taking him to the kitchen, he's helping me cook noodles." The Rhino responded with a grunt, "Guess I'll come with you, keep an extra on it while you cook, make sure it doesn't cause any trouble."

'Ah crap!' Po internally yelled as the Rhino tailed behind them.

They made it to the kitchen and they began to make a meal, Po ran through the basics of making the noodles, and worked once again as a master of the culinary arts as he would Kung Fu. The wolf made a move towards the bowl and was about to pour what looked like a type of seasoning only to be stopped by a hand, which belonged to Po, he tasted it and called the Rhino over.

He tasted it and patted his stomach with a hearty laugh, "Now that is some good grub, Dà gè!"

Po smiled inwardly and began to prepare bean buns and dumplings as well, placing them on a large platter and lost himself in working on the food. He told the Rhino and the mutt to bring it to the guards meal table and placed it down.

They made short work of the soup and awaited the dumpling platter now. However, they weren't going to get it, a strong poison would be making its way into their stomach and burn a hole in their innards causing them to die within 15 minutes. The Rhino who had been following them came into the kitchen a bit sooner than either of them had expected.

"Where are those dump-" he was cut off as Po's comrade unsheathed the sword placed on the Rhino's belt and made short work of the skin and bone that connected the large animal's head to his shoulders. His head rolled to the other side of the kitchen and the wolf picked it up, examining it and then placing it on the platter of dumplings, making Po gag and yelp as his 'friend' had just ruined the fresh treats he had prepared to eat.

"We should serve our 'friends' out there…" he said pointing his snout in the direction of the rest of the guards, "It's only been 7 minutes, I want to see their faces."

"What does that have to do with anything?! You just killed another guy! What the heck?"

"Oh… you'll see." he spoke, leaving Po completely oblivious to what was to happen in 8 minutes.

The canine pushed open the revolving doors with the covered tray and slowly approached the table, he took his time, he wanted all of them to look him in the eye as they slowly met their demise.

The clang of the platter hitting the table was heard and Po looked outside looking at the guards who were innocently waiting for the next installment of food. As the lid was removed, looks of horror and disgust were plastered on their faces as they looked from the severed head to the still bloodied canine.

Their emotions turned to anger as they realized what must have happened to the Rhino Commander and they all stood up to try and kill the guile dog. But were halted when they projectile vomited blood and began to spasm, blood pouring from any opening it could.

He laughed, wickedly, it was heinous and disturbing. Po knew that some people were cruel but this was immoral for him. He heard something, maybe a voice but he was too focused on the still spasming bodies on the floor a few feet in front of him.

"Hey!" the canine shouted. Shocking Po a bit and making him look at the dog, he needed to run away from here as soon as possible, or else things would get bad. Really fast, real soon.

After passing through the several hallways, they burst into the main hall, everything was unsurprisingly empty and the numerous guards were absent from their posts which was likely due to the alarm they had signaled in the eating hall which was now littered with corpses and blood soaked rock.

"The exit is just behind that door…" the wolf sighed, the sound of pleasure and relief in his gruff voice.

'Good!' Po screamed in his head dying to break away from this sociopathic wolf and to return to his friends and family in the Valley of Peace.

Po eagerly made his way to the double doors and pushed them open, he was met with a cool blast of cold air as he looked around, the light change temporarily blinding him. When his eyes focused he was met with a slightly snowy setting, it was peaceful and tranquil. A much needed change after being inside the silver mines. He broke out into a full on sprint, running faster than he ever had before in his life, he absolutely needed to put as much distance between him and the canine as possible, he didn't catch the wolf's name and he didn't care, all that mattered was his precious Kung Fu, Tigress, the Furious Five, his Dads, and his dearly beloved dumplings.

For those that are taking the time to read it, please read and review any fixes I should make or errors I made, stay tuned for more because I'll be bound to update soon.

However it might be delayed because of a much dreaded vacation to Texas, almost the complete opposite to Boston and Massachusetts. Have a good day.