A/N I think I'm one of the first people to do this (or the first). This is like a sequel to The Cullen's (And Jacob's) Private Chatroom. Oh, and I have decided, I'm making a series of chatrooms! Up next is the werewolf chatroom! If you want to copy me, at least give me some credit? PLEASE? PLEASE WITH A COOKIE!?
Aro: IRuleTheWorld101
Marcus: IDon'tWant2BHere
Caius: IHaveAngerIssues89
Jane: PainProducingGirl808
Alec: URUnderMySpell403
Felix: ICanBeatUAll6
Demitri: ICanTrackUDown586
Kayla (AKA, me!): TheFutureVamp9
Lucy (My friend): IluvTheCullens11
Emmett (I know you're asking why I put him in here. The reason is . . . COOKIES!): BigAndBad09
Renata (Aro's body guard): DeflectingIdiotsSince'07
On with the IMing!
IRuleTheWorld101 is signing on.
PainProducingGirl808 is signing on.
IRuleTheWorld101: Hey, girlfriend!
PainProducingGirl808: *eye twitches* Yes, master?
IRuleTheWorld101: Wha'sup home skillet?
PainProducingGirl808: *eye twitches again* Yes, master?
IRuleTheWorld101: How's my homie?
PainProducingGirl808: I am fine, master. What exactly are you doing, master?
IRuleTheWorld101: I just wanna get down with my bad self, and stay cool! I'll be all the rage!
PainProducingGirl808: If you say so, master.
IRuleTheWorld101: Don't have to call me that now, dawg. Just call me dawg, or DJ Aro!
PainProducingGirl808: Yes, dawg. *eye twitches*
IDon'tWant2BHere is signing on.
IRuleTheWorld101: Hey, Gangsta Mark!
IDon'tWant2BHere: My name is Marcus, Aro. Enough of the 'in' crowd talk. I am sick of it.
IRuleTheWorld101: Don't ruin the party, Gangsta Mark! Lay back and relax!
IDon'tWant2BHere: For the last time, Aro. My name is Marcus. Get it right, idiot.
IRuleTheWorld101: Hmph! *ignores Gangsta Mark*
TheFutureVamp9 is signing on.
PainProducingGirl808: Who invited the dork?
TheFutureVamp9: Oh. My. Gawd. IT'S THE VOLTERRA CHATROOM!
IRuleTheWorld101: Wh-! Who told you that, huh? How'd you get in here, huh? Huh? HUH?! HUH?!
TheFutureVamp9: I hacked into it, of course!
IRuleTheWorld101: Hmm . . . You could hack into the Cullen's computer and hack it for us!
TheFutureVamp9: What!? I'm a friend of them, though! Aren't friends supposed to let them chat their ear off and make them carry their stuff?
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PainProducingGirl808: Lady, *puts hand on TheFutureVamp9's shoulder* we need to have a talk.
TheFutureVamp9: Hey! Don't call me lady, Jane! It makes me sound old!
PainProducingGirl808: How did you know my name . . . peasant?
TheFutureVamp9: I know your name because . . .*suddenly realizes what Jane called her* Excuse me, what did you call me?
PainProducingGirl808: A peasant, get it? Got it? Good.
TheFutureVamp9: You better watch your mouth Jane.
PainProducingGirl808: What are YOU going to do about it? Huh? Silence? That's what I thought.
TheFutureVamp9: *glares at Jane*
PainProducingGirl808: *glares right back*
IRuleTheWorld101: OOH! A STARING CONTEST! JANE! JANE! JANE! JANE!
IDon'tWant2BHere: *sighs* People. People. People. People. *chants weakly*
TheFutureVamp9: *eyes burning*
PainProducingGirl808: *eyes feel fine*
BigAndBad09 is signing on.
TheFutureVamp9: Emmett?! WHAT are you doing here? *uses it as a distraction and blinks*
BigAndBad09: Surprised, aren't you? . . . Cuz I am. HOW DID I GET HERE?!
PainProducingGirl808: Why IS the big fat guy here? And, hey! You blinked!
BigAndBad09: I am not fat! But my muscles are hunky, and chunky. *flexes biceps and kisses them*
TheFutureVamp9: I didn't know you were THAT vain Emmett. Rosalie's rubbing off on you, isn't she? And DID NOT!
BigAndBad09: . . .I don't know what you're talking about.
IHaveAngerIssues89 is signing on.
TheFutureVamp9: Oh, wow. All of the Volturi members have screen names starting with 'I'.
PainProducingGirl808: Don't I count?
TheFutureVamp9: No. You're just a guard member.
PainProducingGirl808: How do you know this stuff? *glares at Aro* You got drunk again, didn't you?
IRuleTheWorld101: WHAT?! Vampires can't get drunk! . . . 'Cept for me . . .
PainProducingGirl808: Wait . . . YOU! MISS PRISSY THANG! *points to TheFutureVamp9* YOU'RE NOT A VAMPIRE AREN'T YOU?
TheFutureVamp9: . . . No . . . I mean yes . . . Your point?
PainProducingGirl808: WE NEED TO SILENCE YOU . . . FOREVER!
TheFutureVamp9: *le gasp* Forever . . . forever . . . forever . . . forever . . . forever . . . forever . . .
PainProducingGirl808: ARO! SHE'S BORKEN!
IRuleTheWorld101: Borken?
PainProducingGirl808: I meant broken! Just a miss spelling!
BigAndBad09: *seizes chance to tease Jane* YOU MADE A MISTAKE! YOU MADE A MISTAKE! YOU MADE A MISTAKE!
PainProducingGirl808: Stop it! Stop it! *whines like a little girl* THAT IS IT! BORKEN IS A NEW WORD!!
BigAndBad09: Kayla's not broken/borken. She just goes into a weird trance whenever she hears the word 'forever'. Here, I'll break her out of the trance. Seth Clearwater wants to go out with you, Kayla . . .
TheFutureVamp9: WHAT?! Where is he?!
BigAndBad09: Just kidding.
TheFutureVamp9: Aw . . .
PainProducingGirl808: Are you serious? You'd go out with that piece of *bleep*?
TheFutureVamp9: *le gasp* Wash your dirty mouth, Jane! Seth Clearwater is awesome! And this fanfic is supposed to be kid-friendly!
BigAndBad09: No offense, Kayla. Seth is STINK-AY!
TheFutureVamp9: *le gasp again* Emmett! Go dump your complaints to a different chatroom.
PainProducingGirl808: Yeah! Make like a tree and branch!
TheFutureVamp9: *face-palms self* It's make like a tree and leave. And Emmett, GO TO A HIPPY FORUM!
BigAndBad09: A hippy forum? With rainbows and butterflies? AND NO SPORTS?!!
TheFutureVamp9: Even better! Now, I'll try to put this as calmly and polite as I can . . . GET THE *bleep* OFF!
PainProducingGirl808: Couldn't have said that better myself . . . well actually . . .
TheFutureVamp9: Just. Shut. Up.
URUnderMySpell403 is signing on.
DeflectingIdiotsSince'07 is signing on.
PainProducingGirl808: ALEC! *glomps Alec*
DeflectingIdiotsSince'07: Where's the hug for me?
URUnderMySpell403: Why are you always so darn excited to see me?
DeflectingIdiotsSince'07: And why aren't you always so darn excited to see ME?
PainProducingGirl808: Because you're the closest thing to a girl around here!
URUnderMySpell403: *looks to imaginary audience* Do I look like a girl to you?
DeflectingIdiotsSince'07: Hey! I am very feminine! And I'm a GIRL! And Alec, who the *bleep* are you talking to?
URUnderMySpell403: *looks to imaginary audience again* Pay no attention to the idiot trying to speak to me.
DeflectingIdiotsSince'07: I SAW THAT!
TheFutureVamp9: NO FRIGGIN' WAY! IT'S ALEC AND RENATA!
PainProducingGirl808: Oh yeah. I forgot about YOU.
URUnderMySpell403: Who is he?
PainProducingGirl808: It's actually a she . . . not that it matters . . .
TheFutureVamp9: *pokes everyone*
PainProducingGirl808: What the *bleep* are you doing? *wants to bite off finger*
TheFutureVamp9: Making sure you're all real . . . *pokes Alec again*
URUnderMySpell403: *likes attention* Hey, babe.
TheFutureVamp9: *is taken aback by Alec* What did you call me?
URUnderMySpell403: Babe, babe. Is there something wrong? *smiles seductively*
IRuleTheWorld101: IT'S SO CUTE! *shakes head back and forth like a fan girl*
TheFutureVamp9: That is just sick.
URUnderMySpell403: *surprised face* You don't find me irresistible?
TheFutureVamp9: HECK NO! WHY THE *bleep* WOULD I?
URUnderMySpell403: Because I'm devilishly handsome and sexy . . . And I'm cute.
TheFutureVamp9: What's a word to describe you . . . ? *thinks*
URUnderMySpell403: Sexy? Cute? Hand-
TheFutureVamp9: A pain-in-the-neck? No, but that's one word.
URUnderMySpell403: -some? Irresistible? Smart? Lo-
TheFutureVamp9: I got it!
URUnderMySpell403: Has one of my words struck a chord with you?
TheFutureVamp9: A self-absorbed pig!
URUnderMySpell403: *spirals into depression, curls up into a ball, and sucks thumb*
BigAndBad09: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *records Alec with a video camera* This is making it's way to YouTube!
TheFutureVamp9: Remind me to ask you for the link, Emmett.
DeflectingIdiotsSince'07: Me too! *snickers evilly*
IHaveAngerIssues89: Has everyone forgotten me?
IRuleTheWorld101: Oh yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaahh. I forgot about something!
IHaveAngerIssues89: Yes, Aro. You forgot about me.
IRuleTheWorld101: I forgot about Kayla!
IHaveAngerIssues89: WHAT!?
TheFutureVamp9: *clears throat and has a deep voice* Uh . . . no. My name's Bob. Kayla went to another chatroom. *pulls at collar* Is it getting hot in here? Or is it just me?
IRuleTheWorld101: Oh. Sorry Bob! We need to either bite her, or we have to kill her. What would you choose?
TheFutureVamp9: BITE HER! *answers too quickly*
PainProducingGirl808: *cough* Kill *cough* Her *cough*
IRuleTheWorld101: Yes . . . She could have a power that would be useful!
BigAndBad09: *goes over to Bob* Hey! You're not Bob!
TheFutureVamp9: *whispers to Emmett* SHUT UP!
BigAndBad09: Don't be shy! Bob's actually Kayla!
TheFutureVamp9: Thanks a lot Emmett.
BigAndBad09: You're welcome! Now, who's going to bite her?
IRuleTheWorld101: I WANNA BITE HER!
URUnderMySpell403: No. I WILL!
TheFutureVamp9: None of you are! I'll just ask Carlisle!
IRuleTheWorld101: Oh yeah. He has to bite you by tomorrow or we're going to kill you! YAY!
TheFutureVamp9: Oh, joy.
IRuleTheWorld101: I'm happy you're so happy you want to be a vampire who's going to be happy and the Volturi would be happy that you're a happy vampire who has happy powers that make us happy and make the Cullens unhappy and we're going to be so happy that we beat the Cullens who are going to be unhappy! *says that really fast*
Everyone Except for IRuleTheWorld101: Shut up.
A/N How was that? Tell me your favorite response or part! REVIEW!