The robot song
Disclaimer: I do not own Transformers or the Animaniacs song "The Monkey song."
Author's note: I came up with this when I was bored one night and my siblings were watching my Animaniacs DVD. I deleted my other Transformers story because I'm not that great at making the chapters flow plus I'm not in the mood to do that one anymore. I'm sorry if anyone expected me to finish that one, but I hope you enjoy this one.
One Monday morning I got up late
Decepticons attacked the Autobots base
They have been giving each other bad luck
And now all those robots are running amuck
I don't know just what Decepticons do
Don't know what to say the robots won't do
Saving people's what the Autobots do
Don't know what to say the robots won't do
Ratchet helped the others when they got hurt
I went to the main room what could be worse?
The Decepticons did a crazy dance
Then accidentally took off my pants
I don't know what to say the robots won't do
Don't know what to say the robots won't do
They all dance and then I dance too
Don't know what to say the robots won't do
I ran outside relatively quick
Threw at Decepticons a couple of sticks
The Autobots were relieved but to my disgrace
Jazz was holding me in a mad embrace
I don't know what to say the robots won't do
For a nickel we'll give you a clue
You've got green eyes they aren't blue
Don't know what to say the robots won't do
Later when I went to shower and shave
The Decepticons put me into my grave
The entire bathroom was laid to rest
And then Frenzy wasted all of the toothpaste
But saving people's what the Autobots do
Don't know what to say the robots won't do
Decepticons are nuts I'm telling you
Don't know what to say the robots won't do
Now by this time I was feeling dread
I slipped on the wet floor and whacked my head
I asked them to leave but they stuck around
They filled up the tub and left me to drown
But saving people's what the Autobots do
Saving people's what the Autobots do
Call my lawyer I'm ready to sue
Don't know just what Decepticons do
When I couldn't take it anymore
The Autobots showed the villains the door
And if they come back we're inviting you
To the base for yummy Decepticon stew
I don't know what to say the robots won't do
Don't know what to say the robots won't do
Will someone please get me out of the stew?
Don't know what to say the robots won't do
Watch out for robots I'm telling you
Don't know what to say the robots won't do
And they think humans are as cuckoo
Don't know what to say the humans won't do
Author's note: Well, this wouldn't go away after I thought of it so I figured it would be better to get it out of my system.