(this fanfiction is only for brogres only so if ur just a farquad or a drek then pls dont red this thnks ;))
so once apron a Tim in a swump there was a ogre who wuz call Shrek.
shrek didnt link peple who kept Malkin to him al tht much cus they anoy shrke. shrike had a sign outsid that sed "Warning! Brogre ahead, leddah".
Shrek wok up an his onion fone was ringin. shrek answer the fone an it was a broge. "shrek is love shrek is lif" the broge shouted happily. "aye laddeh, but yeh caugt me takin a fat ogre shite" shrek replied excite.
shrek finish his ogre shite an then gut out of bad. it was noice too be an ogre. shrek lucked to the outside window an there wer brogres ther. sherk cry many teres of hapy cus they luv him.
but then farquaad kill them all an shrek was sad so shrek went to kill farqad.
what happens nex? find out soon!