A/N: This is something that I thought of a few days after I saw the Captain America: Civil War trailer, and I've just now decided to do this.
This is simply a parody of that trailer. Nothing will come of this.
Just to be clear, while this is heavily based on the trailer, I took some liberties at some points to use different scenes and/or dialogue. I'll let you all see for yourself.
Let's get this parody trailer rolling!
Disclaimer: I don't own RWBY…or Marvel. Feel I should say that since I'm parodying the trailer.
(Cue background music score used in the Captain America: Civil War trailer)
Blake and Sun walk into a room towards a sulking Adam Taurus, who was slumped against a machine.
Blake: Adam
Adam looks up.
Blake: Do you remember me?
Adam looks up at her.
Adam: You joined our cause when you were a child.
Sun glances at Blake from the corner of his eyes.
Adam: You wore that bow all the time when you were with us.
Blake gives a small smile at the memories.
The screen blacks out.
Blake: You're a wanted man.
An explosion occurs at the CCT. Students and civilians are caught in the explosion. Those that weren't flee out of the building as Sun around at the chaos.
Adam: I don't do that anymore.
The screen blacks out and returns to Blake.
Blake: Well the people who think you did are coming right now.
Adam looks up surprised.
Vale policemen are shown approaching, then ascending the staircase. One readies his rifle.
The screen blacks out.
Blake: And they're not planning on taking you alive.
One policeman gives the signal.
Another shoots at the door with his shotgun.
Someone falls through a skylight with a rope.
Blake incapacitates an officer.
Adam flees to the roof and jumps off the edge towards an adjacent building.
The screen blacks out.
Rooster Teeth
An airship flies over the sea.
Ironwood: Huntsmen and Huntresses
Ironwood walks with purpose.
Ironwood: While a great many people see them as heroes and protectors…
Blake is shown kicking a White Fang grunt away. She then stands on one knee and surveys the area.
The screen shows Beacon Academy and flashes to Weiss, Sun and Blake taking part in a meeting with Ironwood.
Ironwood: …there are some who prefer the word "vigilante".
Blake has a finger to her cheek, troubled by where this conversation is going, while Weiss frowns.
Ironwood: They've operated with unlimited power and no supervision.
Adam is shown hiding in plain sight, but disappears as a truck passes by him.
Ironwood: That's something the kingdoms can no longer tolerate.
Ironwood slides what appears to be a charter across a desk.
Blake looks down, troubled and deep in thought.
Weiss: I know how much Adam means to you.
Adam is shown speeding through a tunnel on a motorcycle.
Blake stands at the bottom of some stairs, one hand on the rail, contemplating recent events.
Weiss: Stay out of this one...please.
Weiss is talking on her scroll to Blake.
Weiss: You'll only make this worse.
Blake, in disguise, looks around in sadness.
Blake: Are you saying you'll arrest me?
Many Vale special unit policeman are shown drawing their weapons surrounding someone. This someone turns out to be Blake, who sheathes her weapon.
Ironwood: There will be consequences.
An elevator door is forced open by someone. This someone turns out to be Yang.
Blake looks on with a guarded expression.
Yang: Blake…
Yang approaches with a small smirk.
Yang: You seem a little defensive.
Blake still looks cautions.
Blake: Well, it's been a long day.
Atlas soldiers are shown carting away weapons as Blake and Sun look on.
Yang: If we can't accept limitations, we're no better than bad guys.
Adam looks across a line of weapons and finds his, Wilt and Blush, and reclaims it.
Blake: That's not the way I see it.
Blake rubs Adam's shoulder in reassurance as he looks to her.
Yang is shown talking to Blake.
Yang: Sometimes I want to punch you when you get all…Blakey.
Blake gives a small smirk and actually chuckles.
This May
Sun: I just want to make sure we consider all out options.
Sun jumps out of a building and lands onto another in a roll, then runs across the others.
Blake is shown dodging gunfire and looking around frantically.
Sun and Blake, in disguise, converse.
Sun: Cause people shooting at you usually wind up shooting at me too.
Blake smiles.
Sun knocks out two Atlas soldiers with his weapon in pole form.
Weiss, her rapier at the ready, looks across at Blake.
Weiss: You know what's about to happen.
Blake crashes through a window and proceeds to knock out the Atlas soldiers within.
Weiss: Do you really want to fight your way out of this?
A standoff occurs between Yang and Ruby, and Blake, Adam, Nora, and Ren.
Yang and Ruby ready their weapons and give chase.
Adam is on the run.
Several shots from Yang and Ruby's weapons, as well as missiles from Atlas airships, are fired at a construction area.
Sun: What do we do?
Penny is shown to be combat ready.
Blake: We fight.
Blake, Adam, Sun, Nora and Ren charge across the battlefield.
Penny bats Adam against a crate with her swords.
Weiss sends several men flying with her Glyphs.
Blake is chasing after Penny, who is chasing after Blake, who is hopping across cars in a tunnel.
Blake is shown hanging off the edge of a helicopter with one hand, and Adam dangling from her other.
Weiss looks across at an explosion just ahead of her.
Adam knees Yang and grabs her by her neck in an attempt to snap her neck.
The screen blacks out.
Blake: I'm sorry, Yang.
Blake is shown running across the side of a room as explosions occur beside her. She escapes the brunt of it using her Semblance.
Blake: You know I wouldn't do this if I had any other choice.
Yang is shown glaring in the distance with crimson eyes as she holds Ruby, who is unconscious and is bleeding from a cut to the head and a slash cut across her torso.
Adam bites his lip in worry.
Blake: But he's my friend!
Yang glares at her with crimson eyes, but has a hurt look on her face as tears spill out of her eyes.
Yang: …So was I.
Blake looks up determined.
Adam and Blake fight Yang two-on-one. Yang holds her own, firing shotgun blasts from her gauntlets, but she is at a disadvantage and is forced to one knee. Adam and Blake continue their assault on Yang, the latter continually firing her gauntlets.
Blake raises her weapon for a final slash and swings it down on Yang.
The screen blacks out.
Roster Teeth's
RWBY
Civil War
A/N: And that's all she wrote…or in this case, I wrote.
Hope you all enjoyed it. If you did, leave a fav and review on what you thought of it.
And if anyone reading this is a reader of my other fics and is wondering when I'll update those…be patient, alright?
I've had to deal with the issues of celebrating Christmas twice with both sides of my family, which include having to go with my mom to help with Christmas shopping and having to deal with many relatives. Not to mention the week before I had to deal with finals for the semester.
Christmas can be exhausting sometimes...but overall, mine went well, and I hope all of yours were great as well.
Well, that's all I have to say at the moment.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have some fics that need to be updated.
LATERS!