Dexter's LaborEdtory

an Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy and Dexter's Lab crossover

Chapter 1 - The Eds meet Dexter and his lab...oratory

"DORK!" Kevin screamed as he chased Eddy around the cul-de-sac due to a failed scam. Eddy ran and ran, but he couldn't find somewhere to hide. "COME BACK HERE YOU DORK!" yelled Kevin again. "Can't you call me something else besides 'dork?'" said a running Eddy. "Fine! Come back here you...nerd!" Kevin replied. Luckily, Eddy found his house, where Ed and Edd(Double D) were hiding. Eddy tried to open the front door but it was locked. He knocked on the door, and who answered was Ed. "Knock, knock, I AM ED!" said Ed. "Let me in, Lumpy!" said Eddy. Ed let Eddy in, and locked the door. "Another failed scam. Tsk, tsk, tsk. When are you going to stop scamming people, Eddy?" asked Double D. Kevin was banging on the door. "DOOOOORRRK!" he screamed. "It's Kevin! Hide!" yelled Eddy. He and Ed hid somewhere in the house, while Double D was standing there. Kevin punched the door like it was Eddy's shoulder, and the door broke. Kevin was looking around for Eddy. "Kevin," Double D said calmly, "I know you are angry at Eddy, but please calm down." "Out of my way, Double Dweeb!" Kevin replied, pushing Double D away. "Double D!" Eddy cried. He and Ed were hiding in the closet. "Come in here! Quickly!" Eddy said. Double D went in there with the two other Eds. "Hey, Eddy!" Ed said suddenly. "What?" replied Eddy. "Push that button over there!" Eddy pushed the button and the Eds were suddenly catapulted out of Eddy's house, and into another neighborhood, that was definetly not a cul-de-sac. Eddy fell down on the street, while Double D fell on him, and the Ed fell on the two other Eds, squishing them. "GET OFF OF US, LUMPY!" yelled Eddy, muffled. Ed got up, leaving Eddy and Double D squished. "Where are we?" asked Double D. "Well, were not in Peach Creek, I can tell you that," replied Eddy. "Wow, Ed," said Double D, "how did you know there was a catapult there?" "My brain was working, and it still is." said Ed. Suddenly, his brain stops working. "Buttered toast," said Ed randomly. The Eds explored the neighborhood. "Eddy," Double D said firmly, "if we make new friends here, DO NOT scam them!" "Fine," replied a grumpy Eddy. Suddenly, the Eds saw a house and heard voices from it. What they heard was: "Out! Out, I say! Stay out of my laboratory!" said a small boy. "Fine! I don't need your stinkin' lab! I've got my own lab!" said a girl, who was the small boy's older sister.

"Wow," said Eddy, "sounds like you and Sarah, Ed." "But does Ed have a lab?" replied Double D. Eddy shook his head "no." Suddenly, the Eds fall through a trap door, that was meant to trap aliens. They three boys appear in a laboratory, tied up. "Where are we, Double D?" asked Eddy. "I don't know," replied Double D. Eddy and Ed slipped out of the ropes easily, while Double D couldn't. "What are you two doing? Aren't you two going to help me get out?" asked Double D. "As if! C'mon, Ed, let's go!" Eddy replied, running out of the lab, while Ed stayed and helped out Double D. "Thank you, Ed," Double D said. Suddenly, the small boy, whose name was Dexter, popped out of nowhere, with a laser shooter. "DEAR LORD!" Double D exclaimed. "Got ya, aliens!" Dexter yelled. He looked and realized those two boys weren't aliens. Dexter went face-to-face with Double D, and said, "Who are you?" Double D replied, "Me? Well, my name is Edd, but you can call me Double D."

"And my name is Ed, but you can call me Ed." said Ed. "Intresting." said Dexter. "Well? Aren't you going to let us go?" asked Double D. "Sure, but I'd like to introduce myself. My name is Dexter, and THIS IS MY LABORATORY!" yelled Dexter, loud enough for it to echo. "Intresting. Wait a minute. This lab is YOURS?" asked a surpised Double D. "Haven't you heard the echo? THIS IS MY..." Dexter's yell was interupted by giggling, as well as stuff being broken in the lab. "Deedee!" Dexter exclaimed. "I think you mean Double D, Dexter." said Double D. Dexter went up to the girl, who again, is his older sister. Her name was Deedee. "How many times must I tell you to stay out of my laboratory?" Dexter yelled. "OUT! OUT! OUT!" he said, pushing Deedee out, and got the book case in his room to block the opening of his lab.

Later, in the house the Eds were in, Eddy was talking to Dexter's and Deedee's mom.

"...So that's where you got your gloves?" Eddy asked. Dexter's mom nodded. Deedee was stomping angerly through the kitchen, saying "Mean Dexter." "Hey, kid, anything alright?" asked Eddy. "My brother's being mean." said Deedee. That's all she had to tell Eddy since her parents were around and she's not supposed to reveal the secret of Dexter having a laboratory. Suddenly, Double D ran up to Eddy and said, "Eddy! Eddy! You want to know who I met?" "Mordecai and Rigby?" Eddy replied, excited. "What? No! I met Dexter, the boy genius!" Double D explained. "He's a genius, all right." said Dexter's mom, hand-washing the dishes. Deedee told Double D not to reveal Dexter's lab. Double D nodded and whispered in Eddy's ear, "He has a lab, and his sister destroys it a lot." Eddy was surprised and said, "Really?" Double D nodded.

Meanwhile, in the cul-de-sac...

"Rolf! Rolf, wake up!" Kevin woke up Rolf from sleeping on a bail of hay. Rolf got right up, and yelled, "ROLF IS AWAKE!" "Rolf, have you seen Eddy, or the other two Eds?" Kevin asked. "No, haven't seen the Ed-boys." Rolf replied. "Can you help me find them?" Kevin asked Rolf. "Sure, Rolf will help hunt for the Ed-boys. Follow the son of a sheperd!" The two ran around the cul-de-sac looking for Ed, Double D, and Eddy. Suddenly, the two bump into Nazz. She waved at the two and said, "Hi, Rolf, Hi Kev." Kevin's eyes turned to hearts, and he said, "Nazz, you look awesome today." Rolf did not, however, fall in love. He said, "What is your obsession with this Nazz-girl? Do you love her?" Kevin did not answer, he pushed Rolf away.

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