So one day star was being a dumbass when suddenly the world exploded and she was like "o noe the world exploded" and then she also exploded and marco was like "o noe now I have no big tiddie alien princess gf to put my micropenis in" and so he exploded and all the exploded parts became a wizard and the wizard went to mewni and gave everyone a penis up their ass and then marco was back and he was all like "phucking chimken tendies up the dickhole" and then he died of gay overdose then star was also back and she was like "no" and the wizard shoved a second penis up her ass for being a bitch but she didn't like that so she exploded him and he died
Then she went on a quest to defeat the communists because they killed her pet goldfish so she donned her winged hussar armor and went to stalin and mao's wedding and she went up to mao and yelled "peaceful pedro is my one true love" and then she beat stalin to death with a grain of sand then she exploded everyone and they all died because magic
Then she went to go die because the wizard was also her moms feminine penis and she killed it so she went to a cliff and jumped off and died but then she realized that traps are gay and came back to life and spent the rest of her days shitposting on fanfiction websites and killing niggers
THE END