kakashi: hi! guys! i got here on time today!
naruto: WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?!
kakashi: hey! isnt it a good thing i was on time today? maybe ill just keep being 5 hours late...
sakura: no! no! we were just scared because this is the first time youve ever been on time! ( some teacher...)
sasuke: somethings up.
Kakashi: what makes you think that?
Sasuke: you're on time. (That's a rare event...)
kakashi: well, you're right. I got us all tickets to go on a cruise! (Im not that cheap!)
naruto, sakura, and sasuke: A CRUISE?! (He's not that cheap?!)
Naruto: WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?!
Kakashi: well, the boat leaves in 10 minutes, so you still have time to pack!
Naruto, sakura, and sasuke: WHAT?! (Talk about short notice...)
meanwhile...
kakashi: well, im glad all of you are enjoying a relaxing vacation!
Naruto: OH MY GOD! IT'S A RAMEN BUFFET! SEE YA SUCKERS! (Where have we heard that before...)
sakura: finally! A tan that doesn't burn!
Sasuke: ITACHI!!! (Jumps into the ocean.)
sakura: SASUKE!!! (Runs to the edge of the boat.) DONT LEAVE ME!!!
Naruto: eh, he does that everyday. ( pours his ramen down his mouth and splatters some on shino. wait a second, shino?!)
shino: GAHHH! just when i thought that mental hospital had helped!
kakashi: ( reading his makeout paradise book.) ( giggles.) and then junko said...
night on the cruise...
naruto: ( yawn.) hey, sasuke, where we sleeping? uh, sasuke? OH GOD!
naruto had just seen sasuke and sakura making out on a bed.
kakashi: naruto, you and sasuke are sleep- OH GOD! I NEED TO TAKE SOME NOTES! ( takes out a notepad and pen.)
naruto: uh, kakashi sensei? do you know what youre doing?! think of what this will do to our relationships! its an outrage! this is terrible!
kakashi: ( writing on notepad.) yeah, yeah.
FIN
i needed to end that quick! did you like the dejavu? please comment!
