Sooo, I really know I should be updating my other stories…

But agitowilleatyourheart gave me a prompt I couldn't resist. Well, it was better than band practice or math…

The prompt was "Horse Ranch" and she told me it absolutely could not be about Transformers. :(

Enjoy and check out agitowilleatyourheart's stories. She's amazing. :)

Anyhooo, this is any season as long as it has all these characters in it... not really picky. And obviously AU.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything except for a really sad looking notebook and a memory stick on a shoelace that hold all my fics. :P

"You have got to be kidding me." Don simply stared in shock at the sight in front of him.

"Nope. Not at all. I think it's a pretty damn good investment." Colby had the biggest shit eating grin of life on his face. Behind the insubordinate agent was his partner, David, who was currently rolling around on the grassy ground laughing. Literally. He had ended up there after being tackled down by the most unlikely adversary. Said adversary was calmly grazing beside the hysterical agent.

"You're serious, aren't you? You really went out and bought the lease on a horse ranch. And with the Bureau's funds? Are you crazy?!" Don was trying hard to not start hyperventilating.

"Actually Don, I bought out 70% of the lease. The Bureau just paid the rest. They really wanted to kick you guys out." Charlie was trying – and failing miserably – at keeping a straight face. His face was gradually turning red, which was a dead giveaway.

Don just sighed and rubbed his face tiredly. He leaned back, thinking there was his trusty FBI issue truck parked behind him. But no siree, today was just not Don's day.

Suddenly, his support began to move, and with it, Don went. Falling back right into a wonderfully disgusting and smelly gift left by the horse that had just vacated the spot behind him.

Don groaned and wished some higher power would just take him now. Meanwhile, everyone else had burst out laughing uncontrollably. Traitors.

"Oh come on Donnie, at least you won't have to wear your monkey suits anymore." That did it. Now Don's own father was against him. And all for getting Don out of the office more.

"I like my suits and ties…" And no. He, Agent Don Eppes of the FBI was not whining. Nope. Not at all.

Megan snorted, "Oh please Don, this isn't about the suits. We found you a new girlfriend!" She pointed over to where Larry was holding the reins of a massive tan horse.

"And Don, her name is Donna!" Don just groaned and slammed his head back into the ground.

When he opened his eyes again, Don could see Donna staring down at him. Donna then snorted, tossed her head and turned away from Don, seemingly dismissing him.

Had a horse really just rejected him?

Soooo, hope you liked. I don't mind doing other prompts. Just drop me a link and I shall try to fill them. Check my profile for a list of fandoms I shall try to fill for.

Toodles,

StarOfIron