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I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
I jumped six feet into the air
Before I realized it was just my hair
I did the mash
I did the lab rat mash
Then I fell with a crash
During the lab rat mash
Out from his office Grissom's voice did ring
It seemed he was troubled by something
He opened the door and shook his fist and said
"Get back to work, unless you want a piece of this!"