[Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia]
"IGGY, THE PLANE'S GOING DOWN!" America screamed while running around the cockpit smashing everything within reach.
"Bloody hell, America. You're a terrible pilot." England said calmly from the co-pilots seat drinking tea.
"BUT WE HAVE NO PARACHUTES WHAT DO WE DO?!" America stumbled and hit a bunch of buttons.
"Stop that- OH MY GOD YOU HIT THE QUEEN"
"Honhonhon~ There is no queen. Are you hallucinating again?" France said as he poked his head around the door.
"FUCK OFF FROG." England huffed.
"Before we die, would anyone like to become one with mother Russia?" Russia asked.
"FUCK NO." Was everyone's reply.
"Ah well, you missed the chance." Russia sighed before jumping out of the plane. "VODKAAAAA~"
"Did Russia just jump out of the plane, aru?" China asked, finally showing up.
"Yeah. Anyways, are all the allies here, apart from Russia?" America asked, finally calming down.
"Erm, I don't think so, can't you feel that feeling that you're being watched?" England said, glancing around the airplane.
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS A GHOST AHHHHHH!" America started screaming.
"Who're you?" Kumajirou asked.
"Ah, it's simply Canada." France said with a twirl of his hands.
"But why isn't he talking?" America asked, poking Canada.
"Do you want to know why I'm not talking? You really want to know? IT'S BECAUSE I'M REAL TIRED OF YOUR SHIT. I'M NOT A FUCKING GHOST, JUST LIKE BLOOD ORANGE. ITS FUCKING RED. SO SHUT THE FUCK UP." Canada yelled.
"Holy shit Canada finally snapped." America whispered out of fear.
"ALRIGHT YOU MEME LOVING FUCKS, WE'RE GETTING OFF THIS PLANE, AND WE'RE GOING TO DO IT MY WAY. STARTING WITH HIM." Canada picked up America.
"Dude, let me down! AHHHHHHHHHH!" America screamed, having being thrown out of the plane by Canada.
Italy suddenly burst into the plane while waving a white flag.
"Veeee, please don't throw me out if the plane!" He pleaded waving his flag faster.
Germany was right after Italy. "WHERE ARE MY POTATOES?!" He screamed, jumping out of the plane.
Japan then strode in.
"Haha too kawaii for you." He said, taking numerous selfies. "Hella!"
"Japan, are you alright?" England asked.
"#hashtag YOLO" Japan said as he jumped out of the plane.
Everyone then wondered how one could say hashtag without actually saying hashtag, and then shrugged. This WAS a crack fanfiction, they supposed.
"OH MY GOD THEY'VE BECOME SELF AWARE!" Sealand screamed.
"Be quiet the awesome me is writing crack fanfiction about the axis and the allies in a plane." Prussia said while laughing. "This is so awesome!"