White Servant Moments That Would Happen Now #1
Automatic Business Calls
What would happen if it was 911.
"911 what's your emergency" Kiato said.
Len was freaking out, "Umm yes my sister is bleeding to death—
"If you have lost your car keys press one. If you have lost your car press two. If you have lost a piece of jewelry about six years ago press seven. If you didn't realize that we skipped three through six press three. If you think that automatic business calls are wonderful and realized that its acronym is ABC press 123 at the same time. If we still haven't reached your need yet and it involves your sister bleeding to death press nothing because we aren't there yet. If you are stuck in your pool and have no means of reaching a phone then how are you calling us, so we didn't add a number for you."
Just faintly you could here Kamui scream "DAMN YOU 911!" and throws the phone to hit Mikuo in the head.
"If you just got hit with a phone by someone who wasn't supposed to have a phone in the first place then press four. If you are extremely pissed off then oh well, we are the only ones that are able to reach you at this time. If you have been waiting patiently then I will now transfer you to an actual person, but you haven't been patient so you don't get to speak to anyone anyways. If your sister is bleeding to death and isn't screaming anymore in the background then she is dead. Thank you for calling I hope you had laughs with 811. we do not involve with any deaths this is your fault for calling us in the first place." The phone beeps.
Rin is silent and Len is having a tantrum "DAMNIT WHO DOES THAT WHY THE HELL DID THEY DO THAT TO RIN IM GONNA KILL THEM!"
So yes even in my stories one of the twins die.