THE TV FART! BY HAYLEY C AND MELANIE J.
Rico from Hannah Montana was giving free blowjobs and fanny licks.
My name is the retarded horse and I like to get free blowjobs wwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then the HSM came on and the TV farted and Ashley Tisdale stabbed Martin from the SPS choir.
And I decided to poo my pants in laughter (Mel) Then I wet my self on Mel's head (haza) I have a crush on Luke roads he's like proper cute yyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr(Mel) A pineapple had a wet dream!
"I have a dream that I can F**** every thing on this F******* planet
I have a dream that I will get sexual transmitted disease the world has to other."
Said London from Zack and Cody.
"Hello fellows!" Said Raven. "I'm gonna shake my derrière!" Shouted a Pineapple.
"Go on then!" said Emily Olsment. "Shieeeeeeeeeeet!" Blurted Selena Gomez.
And Luke rodes married sex man and became a gay man. I cried (Mel)
Cole and Dylan had bum fun.
Don't forget your getting married to zac Efron and licking his Willy.
Okay I sed byw