I got really bored so I decided to make a fanfic about Hercules starring the YYH gang. Hope you all like it. R&R
Cast
Hercules - Yusuke
Meg - Keiko
Zeus - Kurama
Hera - Botan
Hades - Toguro
Philoctetes - Hiei
Pain - Kuwabara
Panic - Jin
Muses:
Yukina
Koto
Juri
Shizuru
Mukuro
Pegasus - Puu
Three Fates:
Koenma
Jorge
Touya
Fake Parents
Suzaku
Botan
Extras:
Chu
Karasu
Rinku
Shishiwakamaru
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Act. 1
(Shishiwakamaru comes in)
Shishiwakamaru: Long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long ago in a faraway land of ancient Greece were weak and...um lowly Gods romed the Human World. And the weakest of all these heroes was the weakling Yusuke. But how did everyones favorite demon turned into a pathetic human you say, that is for you to find out.
(the muses pops out behind Shishiwakamaru)
Mukuro: Listen to him, he's saying the opposite of the story.
Shizuru: Do it right boy!
Yukina: We'll take it from here Shishi-kun.
Shishiwakamaru: Um...okay?
(Shishiwakamaru exites the stage)
(music begins)
Koto: We are the muses, goddessess of the arts and proclaimers of heroes.
Juri: Heroes like Yusuke. (sigh)
Yukina: Do you like him, cause I think I overheard her sighing while-
Shizuru: (glares) Our story actually begins before he was even born.
Yukina: So I wouldn't be here yet, cause he's a lot older than me.
Koto: (clears her throat) Let's continue.
Shizuru: Back when the world was new
The planet Earth was down on its luck
And everywhere gigantic brutes
called Titans ran amok
Juri: It was a horrible place
There was a mess everywhere you step
Koto: Where chaos reigned and
earthquakes and volcanoes never slept...wich reminds me how can earthquakes and volcanoes sleep?
Juri: No clue.
Muses: And then along came Zeus
Yukina: He hurled his thunderbolt
Muses: He zapped
Yukina: Locked those suckers in a vault
Hiei: What have you done to my sister!
Angela: Nothing really, I just told her to loosen up a bit.
Hiei: (faints)
Muses: They're trapped
And on his own stopped
chaos in its tracks
And that's the gospel truth
The guy was too type A to just relax
Juri: And that's the world's first dish
Zeus tamed the globe
while still in his youth
Kurama: So I'm really old?
Angela: Aren't you about 1,000 years old?
Muses: Though, honey, it may seem imposs'ble
That's the gospel truth
Angela: So it's true! You are older than my great great great grea great great great gandmother.
Kurama: (faints)
Angela: Kurama, are you alright?
You're up next.
Touya: I'll handle this. (throws cold water at Kurama)
Kurama: (wakes up) What happened?
Angela: You're up next!
Kurama: (gets up) Better get going.
Angela: Well that was a short act.
Hiei: I...kill...you.
Angela: Um...Hiei calm down.
Hiei: (takes out his sword)
Angela: R&R (starts running)