It started out as an ordinary day in Super City.
The team was on their daily patrol. As usual, they split in two to cover a greater area.
Batman and Naruto were in the southern half of the city.
"One day, I'm going to be in charge of this city," said Naruto, "and then they'll have to acknowledge me!"
"That's great," said Batman. "In the meantime, just don't get us killed by drawing too much attention to us."
"That's not a problem. Believe it!"
"I'll believe it when I see it."
"Y'know, I try to hard to get Sakura's attention, but she has eyes only for that jerk-!"
"Naruto," Batman interrupted, "no one cares."
"Sorry..." Naruto moped.
All in all, an uneventful evening.
At least, at first.
Meanwhile, Iron Man and Spider-Man were covering the northern half.
"Tell me again why Batman's on the team," said Iron Man. "He doesn't even have any powers."
"Neither do you, technically," said Spider-Man, "and besides, it's hard enough being a superhero without us looking down upon each other."
"I suppose you're right."
"Come to think about it, what about Naruto? I mean, he can perform various 'ninja arts,' but the fact remains that he's so far accomplished the least of us."
"Give him time, Spider-Man. Give him time."
"And what about that tracksuit of his? Way to blend into the background, there, pal..."
"Okay, we get it already!" said Iron Man.
Just then, a building blew up.
"Take a look at that building!" said Spider-Man. "It just blew up!"
"Yeah. I noticed," said Iron Man, who then used his radio the summon the rest of the team.
Standing on top of the building's remains were what was unmistakably a supervillain.
"Who are you?" demanded Iron Man.
"I am the Bad Guy," said the Bad Guy, "and I do evil for evil's sake!" The Bad Guy then let out an evil-sounding laugh.
"Oh my god!" said Spider-Man. "It's like he's from a bad comic book!"
"Aren't they all?" replied Iron Man.
Finally, Naruto and Batman arrived.
"You all know what to do," said Iron Man.
"Do we have to?" said Batman.
"Yes, we do."
They got into their designated team pose.
"We're the Super Team!" they exclaimed in unison. "You did bad things, and for that we'll beat you up!"
A moment passed.
"Holy crap, that sucked," said Iron Man.
"There's no time to work on it now," said Naruto.
Indeed, their fight with the Bad Guy had begun.