Narrator: This is the courtroom of Judge Trudy. When you have a beef, don't take the law into your own hands...take it to Judge Trudy. Okay.
(A teenager and a pizza delivery guy were awaiting their case)
Baliff: Stand it on up!
(The audience stands up, as Judge Trudy enters the courtroom and makes her way to her table)
Judge Trudy: Alright, sit, sit, sit, sit. I am Judge Trudy. Alright, now, Jake Leathers, I hear that you are sueing this pizza man here.
Jake: I am your honor!
Judge Trudy: And tell us why this is.
Jake: Alright, well I was throwing this epic party at my place, and we all got hungry, and so I decided to order us some pizzas, and this here...dude showed up at my house one minute late!
Judge Trudy: Ugh!
(The audience boos the pizza man)
Pizza Man: Aww, come on! It was just one minute late.
Jake: Yeah, one minute late of torture, keeping us waiting.
Pizza Man: Look kid, you don't know how much trouble I had to go through to...
(Judge Trudy slams her gavel)
Judge Trudy: Silence, pizza man! Now tell me, why were you one minute late to his party with the pizza?
Pizza Man: Hmmm... Well let's see? It was past midnight, I was very tired, he lived nearly fifteen minutes away, it was foggy...
(Judge Trudy slams her gavel)
Judge Trudy: Alright, you're starting to bore me to death. The bottom line is...were you working during that time?
The Baliff: Yeah, were you working at the time...?
Pizza Man: Well...
(Judge Trudy slams her gavel)
Judge Trudy: Answer the question!
Pizza Man: Yes your honor!
Judge Trudy: Then sir, there shouldn't be a problem.
Pizza Man: But your honor...
(Judge Trudy slams her gavel)
Judge Trudy: Silence! Now, Jake Leathers, did this man make you pay?
Pizza Man: Well...
(Judge Trudy slams her gavel)
Judge Trudy: I said silence! Is your name Jake Leathers?
Pizza Man: No.
Judge Trudy: Then I would suggest shutting your mouth before you lose this case! Now, Jake Leathers, did he make you pay?
Jake: Uhh...yeah he made me pay, your honor.
(The audience boos the pizza man again, and starts throwing garbadge at him)
Pizza Man: Hey! Judge Trudy, these people are throwing garbadge at me!
Judge Trudy: Alright, but their not delivering you late pizzas, are they?
Pizza Man: No.
(Judge Trudy slams her gavel)
Judge Trudy: I find in favor of the plantiff, Jake Leathers, owed by this...bad service man in the amount of $35,000!
Pizza Man: Are you crazy? I don't get paid that much!
Judge Trudy: Well maybe you would if you started showing up to people's houses on time. In which that case, I order you, pizza man, to deliver Jake Leathers free pizzas for as long as he lives!
Jake: Okay!
Pizza Man: But your honor...
(Judge Trudy slams her gavel)
Judge Trudy: Case closed! Goodbye, pizza man!
(Jake Leathers and the pizza man begin making their way out of the courtroom)
Jake: I'm throwing another party tonight!
(Judge Trudy slams her gavel)
Judge Trudy: Next case!
(Some ten year old boy and his mom enter the courtroom)
Narrator: The litigates for our next case our entering the court room. If only dreams were real...
Judge Trudy: Alright, Freddie Dickens, I hear that you have a complaint against your mother here.
Freddie: That's right, your honor.
Judge Trudy: Alright, what seems to be the problem.
Freddie: She made me go back to school!
(The audience boos Mrs. Dickens)
Judge Trudy: Why'd ya make your son go to school, Mrs. Dickens?
The Baliff: Yeah, why did ya make your son go to school...?
Mrs. Dickens: Because it's against the law! He has to! Haven't you ever had to go to school?
(Judge Trudy slams her gavel)
Judge Trudy: That's none of your business, I go when I feel like going! And guess what else? You're in the courtroom of my laws here!
Mrs. Dickens: But, your honor!
Judge Trudy: I order everyone in the courtroom to throw garbadge at Mrs. Dickens!
(Judge Trudy slams her gavel)
(The audience starts throwing garbadge at Mrs. Dickens)
Mrs. Dickens: Oww! Hey! Judge Trudy, why are you ordering these kids to throw garbadge at me?
Judge Trudy: Why are you throwing your son on a bus to go some place he dosen't want to?
(The kids continue throwing garbadge at Mrs. Dickens)
Mrs. Dickens: Oww! Stop that!
(Judge Trudy slams her gavel)
Judge Trudy: I hearby sentence Mrs. Dickens to go back to kindergarden!
Mrs. Dickens: Kindergarden? But Judge Trudy, I'm too old to go back to...
(Judge Trudy slams her gavel)
Judge Trudy: Overruled! Baliff...!
The Baliff: I'm on it, Judge! Time to go to school, Mrs. Dickens!
(The Baliff starts to drag Mrs. Dickens out of the courtroom)
Mrs. Dickens: Oww! Hey!
Judge Trudy: Court dismissed! Bring out the Dancing Lobsters!
(The Dancing Lobsters come out, and Freddie Dickens and the audience start celebrating)