This place is complete mess
My mothers going to be insane
Cows in the living room watching tv
Sheep are in the kitchen raiding my fridge
Pigs are in the laundry room with all the mucky clothes
And I'm here outside waiting for them to come home
Chickens on the rooftop pecking holes and dribbling
Geese in my bed making huge smells
And I can smell it from right outside my door
My horse is in the hallway blocking the path
And also locked the front door and swallowed the keys
The ducks are in the bathroom splashing about
One made it rain through a hole in the roof
The roosters on the chimney making a big fuss
It doesn't like the view and would like to change it
The dog is upside down with the cat sat upon it
The goat is on the chair singing the tamber
It sounds like a chocking frog
The frog is behind trying out the chorus
But sounds even worse than the goat singing
There are three blind rats instead of mice
Who bumped into the cooker and burned to death
The mice are in a coma stuck under my table
I'm still outside waiting it's getting more boring
The place is a mess and mum's coming home
The horse burped and the keys came out
He warned everyone else to hurry
The chickens cluck off with a groan and a moan
And the roosters flying back to its pen
The sheep rush off with the burnt rats in hand
Cows in the living room jump through the window
Smashed the glass and through the back door
Why did they go through the back door?
Didn't they go through the window?
Pigs are coming out with laundry and shampoo too
They find them nice so they forgot
The geese have gone but left a nice present
The dog's still upside down
With the cat sat upon it
The ducks have stopped it raining but forgot about the hole
The goat lost its voice and can't do a thing
Thank god I was going to go death
The frog hopped off along with the goat and ducks
The mice are free and running like maniacs
And mum got home last night
I got blamed for it
I suppose I can't blame her I didn't stop them