OMG!!! My first fic! Im so proud sniff

Disclaimer: if I owned Naruto, do you really think I would still live in Essex?

Oh dear… Im so nervous, but please read on!! -

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Neji never knew.

Hinata never knew.

Amazing, it seems, that even a powerful byakuugan couldn't pick up something so obvious

no one did.

No one else of their secret glances, faint blushes, or the way their bodies tensed at the slightest touch.

A love hidden like no other.

Not even the hokage.

At leat, until a certain happy accident...

"what?" whispered tsunade. She was stunned. Shocked. Absolutely frozen to the spot.

"you heard us" said sasuke "we're leaving." and then tsunade noticed something about sasuke's arm. Or rather, where it was. That being around narutos waist. Holding his stomach.

And suddenly a lot of things made sense.

"how far along are you?" was her next question. Naruto blushed.
"about 2 months" he whispered, crimson faced "how did you know?"

"a little uchiha. But how will he give birth? Surely you'll need a c-section…" "nope." interrupted Naruto. "the kyuubi will change my gender for the birthing."

This stunned Tsunade. Really, again! For a hokage, this was a particularly troublesome day.

"but it isn't safe for him here" said sasuke. "god knows how many villagers would be after him in his state. I will not risk him or the baby in a village full of people out to get him for no reason."

The hokage was silent for a moment. Then she made her decision.

"Naruto. Sasuke. I am sending you on a 3 year mission to suna."

She held up her hand to silence their protest.

"your objective is to successfully raise an uchiha hier." she paused and smiled "good luck you two."

Naruto grinned widely, beaming, and sasuke was even smiling! Yes! Smiling! Imagine that!

"thank you baa-chan!"

"just because your pregnant doesn't mean you can call me that brat!" she yelled, grinning .

"see you in 3 years then hokage-sama!" said naruto. He and sasuke then got up and left.

"damn." thought tsunade once they'd gone "that mission is gonna cause a lot of paperwork." but as she turned round, she saw them walk out the city gates hand in hand. She smiled "but they do look good together"

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Um… its pretty short, and for that I apologise. But give me a break people, im new with this!!!!

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