Hello everybody! No I'm not Dr. Nick but I am Crys. One half of Saaski-crys, Saaski is my best friend/writing partner. This is my first ever Harry Potter fanfic. -so be nice- I normally write in the Teen Titans category. But I love Harry Potter. A little note I just thought this up on the spur of the moment then I continued it. So it might be wierd.

Warning: I don't own any other this except Lia and the plot. I do quote the Fifth book...a lot. But that is in not in chapter one.

The Hogwarts Express left Kings Cross about 6 minuets ago. Harry Potter, Hermione Granger and Ron Weasly were just sitting down in their cabin. Then there was a knock on the sliding door that connected the walk from the cabin. The door reveled a nerves looking Gryffindor girl a year younger than Harry. Her face was heart shaped and her skin was pale but not to pale. She had vibrant blue eyes that hid inside secrets. Harry had to admit, this girl was very pretty.

"Do you mind if I sit here? There really is no where else to go." Said the girl twisting a long strand of flax colored hair.

"Sure. You don't mind, do you guys?"Harry said to Ron and Hermione. Harry had never seen this girl but she seemed nice.

"Nah." Ron said

"No. Not really." Hermione said looking up from her book.

"Thanks! My alternative was Malfoy and this girl in cabin 16. And trust me I don't think they wanted me."

" Malfoy hates everybody that's in Gryffindor it's not you." Hermione said blankly. The girl opened her mouth to say something, but instead she said "I'll tell you later."

"So...Anyway. I'm Ron." Ron said pointing to himself "She's Hermione. And He's Harry." Ron pointed to the other two as well

"Nice to meet you guys. I'm Amelia. But most people call me Lia." Said the girl. That's when harry noticed something. When Lia faced him her eyes were planted onto his. They didn't travel upwards to his scar, like when everyone else met him. Harry know that Lia was different. But in the best way possible. Lia sat down and took out a book that sent Hermione to Joy-ville, population her.

"Finally Someone other than me reading Hogwarts,a history!" Hermione squealed with joy at the sight of the cover.

"Yeah I'm reading it for fun you know. Also guys..."she said to Ron and Harry "Don't try going in to the girls dorm. Unless you want a ride." Harry and Ron looked at each other quizzically. While Hermione and Lia giggled.

"So you guys want to know a funny little secret? By the way it's about Malfoy."

"YES!" Ron said practically jumping off his seat.

"Well you know when I said that Malfoy and that girl really didn't want me in their cabin. They didn't want me for being in Gryffindor. They didn't even know I was there. I knocked a couple of times but no one answered. So I thought I'll slide the door a crack to see why nobody was answering. What I saw would blow your socks off. They were..." Lia broke off in a fit of giggles, and to give Hermione a look. "Kissing."Lia finally said. " But not little pecks. They were on top of each other. And if I'm not mistaken that girl's top was half-way up her ribs!" Hermione and Lia broke into a fit of more giggles. Ron and Harry were speechless. It was at least a minute before Ron spoke.

"Malfoy was kissing Pansy?!"

"No not kissing" Lia said. The others looked at her as though she had three troll heads on her shoulders. Until she continued. "They weren't kissing they were all over each other!" They all broke out laughing for two minuets. Before the Trolley Woman came.

"Would you like any thing sweet, dear hearts?" The old witch asked.

"Four pumpkin pasties." Lia said

"A box of chocolate frogs," Harry said

"One box of Drewballs." Hermione said politely

"Make that two." Ron said quickly

"There you go dears." said the witch giving them their candy "That'll be 16 sickels and 2 knuts

"I'll pick up the tab." Lia said to the others who were digging through there pockets for the money. "Here you go ma'am. Oh! ma'am one more thing. There is a boy in cabin number 16. I'm sure he would like some candy, but his hands are a bit full so you can just go in side."

"Oh, you are a sweet one dear."

"Thank you ma'am and remember number 16." Lia said. As the Trolley Woman left, they all burst out laughing. And being in cabin 11 they have ample spot to hear everything. After a few seconds Lia stopped laughing and held up a hand to stop the others. She got up and opened the cabin door. Harry and Ron looked at her with a look like she was crazy. Hermione knew what she was doing and was smiling a devious smile.

"Wait and see." was all Lia said. Off in the walk the group heard...

"OH MY DEARIES YOU DON'T NEED ANYTHING BUT A TRIP TO THE DRIVER!" as Malfoy and Pansy passed they stopped.

"Potter." Malfoy said with a sneer that even Snape couldn't beat. Lia leaned forward and Draco's face changed completely. What was hatred was now shock.

"Draco" Lia said with a smile "You got a little something...well it's kinda all over your mouth...and neck...and earlobes... Damn she must have put on 30 coats of everlasting lip gloss on before your little escapade." Malfoy's face was still in utter shock. Hermione, Harry and Ron were all laughing hysterically. (Ron even fell out of his seat and was now in the floor) "Bye. Oh and Pansy, is it? You might wanna..." Lia pulled the shoulder of her shirt snapping her bra strap "yeah you might want to fix that."

"Go on! To the driver! Your heads of houses will be informed. I'm sure your Prefect status will be revoked." the Trolley Woman yelled. Malfoy turned a violent shade of pink as she continued "Kissing in your cabin! And you call yourselves Prefects! You should be ashamed! And You ,she pointed to Malfoy, Get that rubbish off your face."

"I can't." Malfoy mumbled

"WHAT WAS THAT?!"

"I CAN'T IT'S EVERLASTING LIP GLOSS!" Malfoy yelled. By then Everyone was staring at him. Pansy seemed to have continued up to the front without Malfoy.

"UP TO THE FRONT OF THE TRAIN! YOU OBVIOUSLY CANNOT BE TRUSTED." The trolley witch screamed though gritted teeth. You and your siren will be in separate cabins. As they walked off everyone on the train was laughing hysterically. After 2 minuets the laughter died down.

"Hey Harry you wanna play exploding snap with me?" Lia asked

"Sure." Harry replied with a smile. And that is how it went for about 2 hours. They played games ate their candy and talked. Hermione and Lia seemed to have hit it off. They kept whispering to one another. But about an hour from Hogsmead Station Lia was asleep. Hermione kept looking from Lia to Harry and back again, giggling. Harry finally broke down and asked

"What is so funny?"

"Nothing. Nothing at all... So Lia is nice."

"Yeah and pretty to boot." Ron said the last of the pasties in his mouth.

"She is nice and funny." Harry said looking at Lia

"Plus the thing with Malfoy was pure evil. She rocks." Ron said. With that Lia tussled in her sleep, rubbing her left arm.

Well what do you think? To make it perfectly clear I LOVE Malfoy (Draco not Lucius) But that was done for comedy. Please review. And I suck at spelling and grammar so please don't review about that I did my best.