The Ultimate Doctor Who Survival Guide

by Elvaro

An A-Z listing of the Doctor's various enemies and other aliens and what you need to know about them. Contains two original characters. Loosely inspired by The Zombie Survival Guide and other survival guides.

1. Introduction

The Ultimate Doctor Who Survival Guide

Compiled by:

Elisabeth [Redacted]

With comments by:

The Doctor

Jeni [Redacted]

During Jeni and my journeys with the Doctor throughout time and space we ultimately came into contact with a large number of the Doctor's acquaintances, of which there are many. Unfortunately for us, the ones that the Doctor constantly talks about are NOT the ones that we seemed to meet. More likely than not, the acquaintances that you will encounter do not like the Doctor at all and tend to attempt to kill, maim, or capture us. With this in mind (and in part due to my obsessive readings of such works as The Zombie Survival Guide, The Vampire Survival Guide, How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack, The Alien Invasion Survival Handbook, and How to Survive a Robot Uprising) the Doctor has graciously allowed me to compile this journal of as many of his previously encountered aliens and enemies as I can come up with and record helpful hints on what to do if you should encounter them.

Since this compilation was originally handwritten, comments from the authors will be marked in the following ways: For my own deviations (mostly comments replying to my co-authors) italicized font will be used. The Doctor's comments will be shown in bolded font. Finally Jeni's comments will be underlined. Regular font will, of course, denote the main body of this work.

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