Yay, the beginning of Another Random day that is a sequal to One Random Day but honestly this can be read without reading that one. This one is also much better, since it has a plot. Yes a Plot!
I own nothing. I definitely do not own Bleach, Naruto, Pokemon, Disney, or Mr. Peanut. If I did I would be rich and famous.
Also since Linda and I are still writing this story, it will not be updated every week. I will try for every other week but it is hard since Linda and I are apart from one another. Distance will not stop us! Anyway I should get to the point huh?
Warnings for the story: Randomness, Spoilers from the Manga and Anime of both Bleach and Naruto, cursing, gay jokes (we call Sasuke gay a lot, for no reason)
Warnings for this chapter: kidnapping, rocks shaped oddly like toads, Pokemon references, Itachi being Itachi (Stalker)
Another Random day, yes again.
Linda and I were discussing our previous random day. Then we wondered what everyone was doing, ignoring the fact that we knew since we watch the anime and/or read the Manga. Then we randomly poop-ed in to Bleach once again.
"Man we should have done this earlier." Linda remarked.
"Yeah especially since we only had to talk about it."
"I wonder when in the anime we are." Linda said.
"I hope it's after the Bount stuff." I hoped.
"Me too." Linda replied.
"Well there's one way to find out."
"Go see?"
"No, check the script."
"You have that still?"
"Maybe."
"Where did you get it last time."
"I dunno. It appeared like everything else."
"Script, Script…wait fifty dollars fifty dollars."
"Why do you need fifty dollars here?"
"I don't know, but I want it."
"Ok." I said as the script appeared.
"What's it say?"
"It says we're in the arrancar arc thingy, and that we should kidnap people to help us in Hueco Mundo."
"I call Hitsugaya."
"I'll just take someone who is near here."
"See you later then."
"Ok."
Linda's POV? (It is a question because I said so)
"Here Hitsu, hitsu, hitsu…I have Candy."
"Oh you're back." Hitsu said appearing in front of Linda.
"Yes…" Linda said wondering why he didn't learn from the first time they were there.
"What do you want?"
"A floating question mark."
"And how can I help you get that?"
"You can ask santa for me."
"Ask him yourself."
"You're the kid."
"You're the one that acts like one."
"You're short."
"…"
"YAY! I win I win."
"I hate you."
"Why was I here again?" Oh yeah to kidnapeted (spelled wrong on purpose said like kid-nap-pet-ted) you."
"Shouldn't you not tell me."
"You're right." Linda says shoving Hitsu into a bag, "You've been kidnapeted. MUHAHAHAHA, excellent."
Candice's POV…meanwhile (you thought u were done with this huh, well you're not)
"Who to kidnap, where am I." I say pulling out a map that looks just like the Disney maps but of Soul Society, it even includes a magical you are here sticker. "I'm near division 11, but I can't take Chi (Kenpachi's nickname incase you forgot) because he has to save Ichigo. So who…Baldy or vanity man…hmmm. I guess I'll go with whoever I see first."
"Candice?" Vanity man asked as he and Baldy rounded the corner.
"Dang it. Now what should I do. I guess I could take both."
"What are you talking about?"
"Shhh, I'm talking to my inner hollow."
"What?"
"Get in the bag." I say as to throw a bag over the two of them and close it. "Now this would have been a lot more comfortable for you both if only one of you were there. But no, you had to appear at the same time."
When the two meet once more with their cargo
"Ok, so now what?"
"Why's your bag so big?"
"Why's your bag so small?"
"I got Hitsu."
"I got Baldy and Vanity man."
"In the same bag?"
"I only had one."
"So I guess we go through a portal or something?"
"What else."
"Fly?"
"Can you fly?"
"No. But if we had a magic carpet?"
"But we don't."
"How about a genie?"
"This is not Disney."
"It's not?"
"Nope."
"Aww, I wanted to go on Splash Mountain."
"Well, I'm sure we can have fun messing with the hollows."
"Yay annoying people."
"Let us out."
"Did you hear something?"
"Nope."
Meanwhile in Naruto…we mean Konoha
Tsunade was telling team eight and team seven about their mission to find and retrieve Sasuke.
"We accept the mission." They answer.
Meanwhile…hehe…
"So we go through this portal, to get to that portal, to go through that other portal, to get to the place that is not here." Linda explained to a rock which looked oddly like a toad.
"Ummm, Linda? I wish I had a sweat drop right now."
"So should we go now, Mr. Toady?"
"Ummm, take the rock and let's go."
"Come MR. Toady." Linda says as she picks up the rock and steps through the portal.
"Are you sure this is the portal to Hueco Mundo? Because this boy here looks oddly like Naruto…and that boy there looks oddly like Naruto." I said as I went through the portal.
"No."
"Then what are we going to do."
"Go through another portal. Remember the plan?"
"No." I answered.
"I explained it to Mr. Toady why weren't you listening?"
"Whatever. Hey look another Naruto. Are you Naruto?"
"Yes."
"How about you?"
"I am also Naruto."
"How about you."
"I'm Sakura."
"Oh yeah the pink should have given it away."
"Why are you here?"
"Because this is apparently the only way to Hueco Mundo." I said.
"Where?"
"Never mind."
"We should probably go, it's almost tea time."
"Yeah, bye people." I say as Linda and I go through the portal."
Meanwhile somewhere not near where Naruto is
"Sasuke-kun." Karin says in her fan girl voice, "I wish we were alone."
"…" Sasuke ignored her but looked at the portal that was appearing in front of him.
"Hi man-whore!" Linda says happily.
"Hi, Sas-gay!" I say equally happy.
"You again."
"What's that supposed to mean?" Linda asked.
"It means you're here again." Sasuke says.
"You and your witty ways that's why they replaced you." Linda says.
"Anyways, didn't we tell you not to join the snake pervert?"
"I think maybe he did it out of spite, because we told him not to." Linda suggests.
"Probably."
"It shows that his names we gave him fit."
"Who are those girls?" Karin asks Sasuke in her annoying fan-girl voice.
"We do not question these things."
"Yeah Sasuke who are they." Suigetsu announces.
"Annoyances."
"So?" Linda remarks.
"Hi Juugo." I say.
"Hi." Juugo responds.
"By the way Sasuke are you trying to outdo Sai's belly shirt?" Linda asks.
"What's with the rope? Where'd you get it?" I ask.
"Go away."
"But I want to make fun of you more. Don't you like me anymore?" I ask.
"Plus we want to watch your fight, it's so cool." Linda says.
"With Itachi?"
"No with Karin. Yes with Itachi or Deidara, whichever comes first." I reply.
"I want to watch him fight Karin." Suigetsu said.
"I like him, he wants to see Sasuke fight Karin. Yay Mortal Combat." I say.
"Thanks."
"Where did you come from." Karin asked.
"Melbourne, Fl." Linda responds.
"Long Island, NY."
"Where?" Karin asks.
"A land far far away…" Linda answered.
"Who do you owe allegiance to?" Suigetsu asked intrigued.
"Myself." I answer.
"Me, myself and I and to Mr. Peanut because he's cool." Linda responds.
"Hey Sasuke look at this bag."
"Why?"
"Have a closer look." Linda says throwing the bag over his head. "We caught a Sasuke, we caught a Sasuke!"
"Give him back." Karin screeched.
"No."
"Juugo! Attack." Karin says.
"Pikachu I choose you!" Linda shouts throwing Mr. Toady at her knocking her out. "Good job Pikachu." then Linda puts her face near Mr. Toady and says "Pika,Pika"
"Anyway, Juugo look at this bag."
"I'm not falling for that." Suigetsu said even though we were talking to Juugo.
"Fine we'll do this the hard way, you guys wanna come?"
"Sure." Suigetsu and Juugo answer.
"All that talking, so hard."
"One more thing, tie Karin to that tree with a note saying that Sasuke is through that portal." Linda says. "Onwards!"
Meanwhile at the ultra-secret Akastsuki base number two, again without a sign
"Oh look Itachi." Linda points to Itachi who is sitting there doing something…
"Shh, he'll hear."
"Of course he will your whispering really loud." Suigetsu notices.
"I already am aware of your presence." Itachi said looking at us.
"Who said that?" Linda asked.
"I don't know but shhh, he'll hear us." I say causing Itachi to have an anger symbol over his head.
"Didn't we just go through this?" Suigetsu said.
"Maybe." I said.
"What are you doing here, I hope it's not because of my foolish little brother again."
"Gosh Suigetsu look what you did, he heard you." Linda says.
"Quit ignoring me." Itachi states.
"No." I say.
"You just quit ignoring me."Itachi reiterates.
"Dang it." I say.
"Good going Candice." Linda says.
"Like he's going to bother you anyway." I answer.
"Your right, where's Zetsu I want pie and a money tree."
"Why are you here and what's in the bags?" Itachi asked once again.
"Just some cargo. You can check if you want to."
"Let us out." The bags say.
"Did you hear something?" I ask.
"Nope." Linda says.
"The bags just talked." Itachi noticed.
"They did?" I ask.
"Yes." Itachi answers.
"Well that seems like a problem." Linda notices.
"Could you check for us, start with the medium sized one." I suggest.
"I don't trust you." Itachi says.
"Why not?" I ask.
"What did we ever do to you?" Linda asks.
"Where's my hug?" Itachi states looking at Candice.
"Dang it. You remember that?"
"Of course. An Uchiha never forgets."
"Isn't that an elephant?" Linda remarks.
"Are you implying that I have large ears?" Itachi asks.
"Maybe." Linda says.
"I'll kill you."
"That's what you said last time but you never did." I say.
"Then what does an Uchiha do?" Linda asks.
"Claim to want to re-build their clan even though they don't know what that entails." I answer.
"I know what that entails."
"Really." I say.
"Yes."
"Pervert." I say.
"What a Perv." Linda remarks.
"So that means all Uchiha's are Perverts." I state.
"Dirty minds, dirty minds." We sing.
"You try my patience."
"We don't try we brake it." Linda says.
"Anyway, Linda why are we here again?"
"Do I have to explain the plan again?"
"No, I just forgot momentarily."
"Where are you going?" Itachi asks.
"Where you are not?" I say.
"Where am I not going?"
"To the place where we are going and you are not going." Linda answered.
"You really try my patience."
"We just went over this." I remind him while Suigetsu and Juugo watch this entire conversation sitting on a couch eating popcorn.
"Maybe we should get going. Because we ran out of popcorn." Suigetsu remarks.
"But we haven't kidnapeted anybody." Linda remarked.
"I call not Itachi." I say.
"What?" Itachi asks.
"I call Sasori!" Linda says.
"He's dead, right?" I say looking to Itachi for confirmation.
"Yes."
"I know your secret." I randomly whisper to Itachi.
"What secret?"
"The one I know." I answer.
"Which one is the one you know?"
"You have more than one." I ask.
"Is the other one that you're a perv?" Linda asks.
"Hn."
"Is that a yes Hn or a no Hn?" Linda asks.
"Hn."
"Not this again." I say.
"Weren't we going somewhere?" Sugetsu asks.
"Oh yeah." I say.
"But I haven't Kidnapeted someone yet." Linda whines.
"Who then?" I ask.
"Never mind, there's no one here I want."
"Well I call Panda." I say.
"How do you know we're going there next?" Linda asks.
"Process of elimination."
"Hmmm, who do I want…I call the fan."
"Deal."
"Wait how are we going to get the fan without Kenpachi?"
"Ask Juugo? Ask Suigetsu?"
"I could do that I suppose." Linda says.
"I'll get it if you let me go with you." Itachi says not realizing that we were going to leave the portal open anyway.
"Deal." Linda says quickly.
"Let's go already." Suigetsu says annoyed.
"Ok."
Meanwhile at Suna…the sand place…it has sand
"I feel like something is about to happen, and it will involve my fan…" Temari remarks.
"Women's intuition?" Kankuro asks.
"I guess."
"Panda!" I scream tackle-hugging Gaara once more.
"Fan!" Linda screams pointing at Temari because she doesn't know where the fan is. "I choose you Itachi!" Linda says attempting to throw Itachi.
"Unhand me."
"Did you miss me sad panda?" I ask Gaara ignoring Itachi and the rest.
"Don't ignore me." Itachi said to me again.
"Attention whore." Linda says, "Man-whore is related to Attention-whore…so are all Uchiha's are whores?"
"Shut up or I'll kill you."
"Don't you have any better threats?" I ask.
"Please do, we would get to where we're going faster if you did." Linda suggests.
"Hn."
"Why do all Uchiha's use the word Hn?" Linda asks.
"I don't know, lets ask the Idiots guide to Uchiha's." I say as I pull out a book from nowhere.
"What's it say?"
"Hn means Hn. Or anything they want it to mean. That's helpful."
"What an idiotic book it helps us with nothing."
"In it's defense it warns us that Uchiha's have very little patience. And are Perverts."
"It says that?" Linda asks.
"Well I wrote in the last part."
"I'll go get the fan so we can leave." Itachi states.
"Yay fan." Linda says.
"Gaara are you going to come with us?"
"No."
"Why?"
"I have duties."
"I guess I'll have to do this the hard way."
"The hard way?"
"Get in the bag."
"Wait I thought the hard way was asking them to come?" Suigetsu asked.
"It was. For Panda we have to get him in the bag because he has duties, did you have duties?" I answer.
"No."
"See."
"I got the fan and the girl is knocked out, lets leave the demon and go." Itachi says.
"Bad Itachi don't call Gaara names unless you are calling him Panda, that's ok."
"Itachi's jealous." Linda sings.
"Let's just go already."
"Do you even know where we are going?" I ask.
"I don't care."
"We'll tell you anyways, we're going to Hell." Linda states.
"Also known as Hueco Mundo."
"Why?"
"Because we can." I say.
"Lets go then."
"First I need to get Panda then we can go."
"I'm coming, no need for the bag." Gaara states.
"Aw."
"Why? Sasuke likes the bag?"
"No I don't." The medium sized bag said.
"Did you hear something?"
"Nope."
"Sasuke is here?" Itachi asked.
"Nope."
"I can feel his Chakra though."
"Then why didn't you notice before now?" I ask.
"Burn." Linda says.
"Sounds like a good idea."
"Fire hazard." Linda says pointing to Itachi then says, "Stop drop and roll."
"You're annoying," says the medium sized bag.
"Did you hear something?"
"Nope."
"Well I'm happy, I have Panda, so let's go, Itachi Carry this." I say handing him the large bag then we all walk into the portal.
So this is the end of the beginning of Another Random Day, I'll upload when I can, so put the story on alert so that you can know exactly when I do. Byes!
Next time on Another Random Day:
"What do you mean Orihime, Captain Hitsugaya, Ikkaku, and Yuminicha are all kidnapped?" Yammato asked.
"Yes." Shunsui Kyōraku said.
"That doesn't answer my question."
"Yes."
"We should contact Ichigo and them."
"Shouldn't we look for them ourselves?"
"Too much work. I want to take a nap."
"Ok, well we are connected to human world." In Linda and my minds we heard a song saying 'Human World welcome to human world' while waving our arms dance like (back and forth)
"As you know Orihime has been kidnapped by Aizen." Yammato says into the web cam.
"She has?" Ichigo asks.
"You didn't notice?" Rukia asks.
"Not really." Ichigo says.
"So what are we going to do?" Rukia asks.
"Lets get Ichigo to do it." Yammato says.