Has Liz lost her mind? Why yes i think so. Another story i will probably just delete and/or abandon and THEN delete. oy...im a moron...yerp...SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hi i'm Liz aka Flamingrain and this is my nweest story that i have no clue what it's going to be and will most likely result in extreme crack. EXTREME. EEEEXXXXXXXXTREEEEMMMEEE. ok ok i'm done. lets staaaart this.
RANDOM HELL...has...begun
oh yea...this will only be updated it when i have an idea...that may be awhile
It was a beautiful sunny perfect day in konoha...actually...fuck that. it was raining and there were thunder storms and tornadoes and shit. much better. muuuuch better. buuuut...weather like that meant a day in the classroom rather than anything outside. all the teams...TOGETHER...in ONE ROOM. ALL OF THEM. including team sand cuz they rule.
TOGETHER!
will this be hell? yes. funny? maybe. any shread of intelligance? no way. there will be less intelligance than the amuont of lettuce in a giant taco salad. thats how bad it is.
let's see how it's going so far at 7:30AM...shall we?
Couji was eating in the corner.
Shikamaru was in his pajamas with a blanket and pillow in the back of the room.
Naruto was arguing with sasuke.
Sasuke was arguing with naruto. duh.
Sakura and Ino were obsessing over sasuke while hinata was looking at naruto once in a while and blushing madly. aka realllllly red. like a tomato. tomato tomato potato potato. whatever.
there were no teachers yet...and there probably wont be.
gaara was giving extreme death glares at everyone in the room, especially lee.
temari...was blowing eveyone away...literally.
kankuro was making his puppet tackle everyone and most likely hurt them in some way...i guess.
lee was kicking at a pillar...training...of course. a day off and hes training, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS PERSON! heheheh ranting.
ten ten...was being ten ten...nuff said
shino was watching everyone making insulting comments under his breath and fixing his sunglasses constantly. CONSTANTLY!!! it bugs you, ya know?
kiba was playing with akamaru and occasionally hitting people in teh head with tennis balls. ehheheheh tennis balls...oy
eh...thats all the people im putting for now.
all of a sudden all teh team leaders or senseis or whatever you call em walkind in...amazing.
"ok class, quiet down" Iruka said very...meekly? who knows.
he repeated that many times...for like an hour...idiot...
":EVERYONE SHU TUIP OR ILL SUFFOCATE YOU WITH MY YOUTHFUL SPARKLES!" gai yelled at the top of his voice.
the class miraculously setteled down immediatly...they all hated gai...cept lee cuz he has OCGD...obsessive compulsive gai disorder...a VERY unhealthy psychological condition...very bad.
so they started a very. VERY. VEEEEERY. boring lesson on jutsus and shit.
shikamaru wasnt sleeping and raised his hand...amazing...
"yes, shikamaru?" iruka said.
"do we even care about this? it's just so trouble some. everyone knows about this and how blah blah blah" shika went onto a 4 hour speech on jutsus and how you do them.
only him
or iruka...hmmm...i could...
nahh...
i wont
naruto all off a suddenish jumped to the front of the room
and did
did...
dun dun dun...
ready?
you sure youre ready?
you sure you're sure?
ok you get to see then.
prepare yourself...
HIS SEXY JUTSU!
hey i said prepare yourself.
can someone say KOed Iruka, blushing kakashi, peeping jiraiya, and whistling gai? yes i think you can cuz i just did.
so everyone in teh room now was either KOed or nosebleeding to death. oy.
"NARUTO! YOURE AN IDIOT!" a big boomy voice from above yelled
"it wasnt my fault big voice!"
"YES IT WAS! YOURE THE ONE WHO DID IT!"
"SHIKAMARU MADE ME DO IT!"
"no he didnt"
"yes he did"
"no'
"yes"
"nu uh"
"uh huh"
"nu uh infinity."
"fine you win."
so the big boomy voice went away. who is the big boomy voice? it wasnt the authoress 1.) cuz im a girl and cant have a boomy voice and 2.) i dont plan on making any appearances in this fic...or chapter...
maybe.
dont get your hopes up or kill yourselves just yet.
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cheering
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welcome back
heres the ending credits!!!
the oscar meyer weiner song plays on repeat
oscar meyer weiner song belongs to the oscar meyer company
same goes for the bologna song...i think
nobody airlines belongs to organization 13 calamities by ...i forget who right now but you can find it
i own the song though, it rocks xD
naruto...isn't mine. no duh, if i owned it i would not be writing this fan fiction would i?
adios for now!!!
much love
Flamingrain