This is a silly quote I have had in my head for a long time and I just needed to get rid of it somehow! It drives my nuts…literally. Anyway, since I thought I should try writing something that weren't Final Fantasy 7, so I decided on Naruto since it is my favourite manga.

I made the characters OOC on purpose – or else it wouldn't really be fun. (if this is even fun at all)

Disclaimer: I don't own any of this.

I think you are an idiot.

"I think you are an idiot…"

Orochimaru turned his head confused to stare at the young Uchiha. "Excuse me…?"

"I think you are an idiot…" he repeated.

Kabuto raised an eyebrow and stared at his master, confused by the Sasuke's sudden outburst. "I don't quite understand Sasuke-sam –"

"Shut up! I am not talking to you…!" his voice yelled, which caused the grey haired youth to shiver slightly in terror.

Orochimaru smirked a bit, "now…why do you think I am a idiot?"

"First of, why didn't you just kill the 3rd Hokage right away in stead of toying with him? Seriously, you had plenty of chances, but you decided to just talk and talk and talk, that one is really getting old you know…" he said half yawning.

"Then you wouldn't have lost your arms, I thought you were some part genius, but it seems that I was wrong."

"And why did you want me to come here willingly, why didn't you knock me out when I was sleeping and just switched bodies right away? It wouldn't have taken that much extra energy…"

Both Orochimaru and Kabuto stood surprised and stared at the twirling Sharingan eyes.

"I really don't think you are that great, sometimes I wonder why I even came here…seriously, I could just develop a deadly technique that would kill Itachi…but that wouldn't really be good because I would die too. Oh crap, then I will never be able to restore the Uchiha clan………"

"…" was all they said in response.

"I think I am getting a headache, I'll go sleeping somewhere" Sasuke muttered as he walked through the hallways of Orochimaru's bunker.

Kabuto turned his head towards his master. "I could kill him while he is sleeping you know?"

"……"

"Orochimaru-sama are you alright?"

"……"

"Oro-"

"I like that kid!" he said loudly and turned around, beginning to read through the scrolls that had been made earlier that day.

The grey haired youth sighed. I don't know why I bother sometimes.

The end!

I refuse to say anything – because I am happy now. Review or flame me if you feel it is necessary.