Sherlok homes sat in his chair smokning crack and cocaine with his pipe when Watson came in…
"goddamnit sherlok! Again with your crak adn cocaine!" said Watson. Sherlok was stoned off of his ass and looked Watson directly into his eyes and said…
"I hate lumberjacks all they do is smoke heroin and waste taxpayer dollars!" said Sherlock as he overdosed and slammed his head on the table… Sherlock dies…
The next morgning Sherlock and Watson accidentally woke up in the same bed. Damnit! They accidentally engaged in gay sex again!