"MUDBLOODS"
A "Harry Potter" Parody of Taylor Swift's "BAD BLOOD"
(Tom Riddle's Perspective)
I will be rid of the mudbloods.
Hogwarts belongs to the purebloods.
I'll finish what Slytherin's done
When I get rid of the mudbloods.
You're all in mortal danger.
It's time to open the chamber.
The snake is looming above.
Soon, I'll be rid of the mudbloods! (Hey!)
When it comes to magic,
Muggle-borns are not to be trusted.
When three founders disagreed,
Salazar Slytherin decided to leave.
He sealed a chamber underneath,
'Til the heir came and the horror was unleashed.
Killed a student when it was free.
Now, it's time to repeat history!
Oh, read the message
From the heir.
Enemies beware!
I will be rid of the mudbloods.
Hogwarts belongs to the purebloods.
I'll finish what Slytherin's done
When I get rid of the mudbloods.
You're all in mortal danger.
It's time to open the chamber.
The snake is looming above.
Soon, I'll be rid of the mudbloods! (Hey!)
I decide to leave
Part of my soul in a diary.
I controlled Ginny Weasley
To do Slytherin's work for me.
Students being Petrified
By the snake with deadly eyes.
Hear it hiss inside the walls.
Parseltounge is its own call.
Oh, read the message
From the heir.
Enemies beware!
I will be rid of the mudbloods.
Hogwarts belongs to the purebloods.
I'll finish what Slytherin's done
When I get rid of the mudbloods.
You're all in mortal danger.
It's time to open the chamber.
The snake is looming above.
Soon, I'll be rid of the mudbloods! (Hey!)
The monster obeys me alone.
Go back 50 years ago.
I'll show you secrets no one knows.
My 'riddled' identity
Is a dark lord soon-to-be.
My past, present, future destiny. (ooh, ooh)
Lord Voldemort, he is ME!
I will be rid of the mudbloods.
Hogwarts belongs to the purebloods.
I'll finish what Slytherin's done
When I get rid of the mudbloods.
You're all in mortal danger.
It's time to open the chamber.
The snake is looming above.
Soon, I'll be rid of the mudbloods! (Hey!) x2
END