Disclaimer - I don't own Total Drama. I also don't own the Scott Pilgrim franchise. They are owned by their respective creators.
Author's Note - For right now, this is based off the movie Scott Pilgrim vs The World. I recently started reading the comics, so references to the graphic novels will work their way in. Character personalities and other associated things will for now be based on the movie. That doesn't mean you should enjoy it any less! Also, their ages in this are the same as in the movie.
One time, not so long ago,
In the mysterious land
Near Muskoka Canada…
A man with gelled black hair, wearing a blue Hawaiian-style shirt, grey pants and dark shoes was standing on an old, worn down dock. This dock was connected to an island. From the camera's vantage point, a campfire pit could be seen and to the far side of the screen was a giant cliff. The man ran a hand through his hair, sniffed his breath, and then took a drink of a coffee that an aide had for him.
The man smiled, revealing his shiny, white teeth and said, "Welcome viewing world to Camp Wawanakwa," the man shouted exuberantly, "I'm Chris McLean and you may remember me from the hit show Total Drama Island, its sequel, Total Drama Action, and the third installment in the franchise, Total Drama World Tour! After the end of World Tour, we got bored with the cast, so we found a new one! Well that and their contracts were expired. I've got lawyers working on getting them back. Anyways, while we waited to see if we could renew their contracts, one of the interns found this video online of these 16 young adults from Toronto. They kicked ass! So we invited them to Camp Wawanakwa of TDI fame to compete for one million dollars! Also, two of these people have the same last name, so we put their name in the title! So stay tuned for the very first episode of Total Pilgrim Island!"
Chris was grinning and said, "Welcome back from the break! Well, there wasn't really a break, because the producer doesn't want to show the opening theme yet. His loss, I suppose. Anyways, I'm waiting here for the first boat to arrive, which isn't much longer because here it comes now!"
Bass music filled the air as the boat got closer to the wooden dock. The bass belonged to a young adult of moderate height. His shaggy brown hair partially obscured his eyes, which were closed. He finished playing the song on the bass, stood up straight and opened his eyes. He was wearing a green shirt with the letters 'sp' inside a heart. He put his bass back in its case and held it in one hand, his suitcase in his other hand. He stepped off the boat and onto the dock. The young man then proceeded to put his suitcase down so he could shake hands with Chris. "Scott Pilgrim, what's up," Chris asked the first arrival. A text box appeared next to him with the following information:
Name: Scott Pilgrim
Age: 22 Years Old
Rating: Awesome
Scott looked at the host and said, "Not much. Who else is supposed to be here?"
Chris grinned and said, "That would take away all the surprise."
Scott shook his head and turned back toward the boat and yelled, "Hurry up Stacey!"
A girl, who looked younger than Scott, but much more mature, stepped out of the cabin. Her brown hair was pushed behind one ear as she was talking on her cell phone. She wheeled a bag down the ramp with her free hand. Like with Scott, a text box appeared with the following:
Name: Stacey Pilgrim
Age: 18 Years Old
Rating: "T" for Teen
"Yes I know, okay bye," Stacey said as she disconnected the call.
Chris grinned and said, "Stacey Pilgrim, wonderful having you here, who was that you were talking too?"
Stacey said, "Don't worry Mr. McLean, you will meet him soon enough."
"Well alright then, now our next competitor should be here shortly," Chris said.
Only a few moments after Chris finished speaking, a voice shouted, "MISTER PILGRIM!"
Scott face-palmed and said, "Not this guy again."
A man of Indian descent flew down toward Scott. Scott raised his arm and blocked the strike, before striking the man with a punch of his own. The word "Reversal" flashed in the bottom left corner of the screen as the Indian man fell into the water.
The man pulled himself out of the water and glared at Scott. The man was wearing a red and white striped shirt, with a tan jacket over it. His black hair hung over his eyes slightly and it looked like he had a small amount of eye shadow on. The man walked over to Scott and looked him straight in the eyes and angrily said, "You dare push me into the lake? You shall pay for your insolence! Nobody pushes Matthew Patel into a lake!" A text box appeared next to Matthew that said:
Name: Matthew Patel
1st Evil Ex
Rating: "Arrr!" for being a pirate!
Matthew looked up and said, "I have the strangest feeling that I want to punch some writer in the face."
Scott quirked an eyebrow and said, "Um, Okay."
Matthew whirled around and said, "Don't think I forgot about you, Pilgrim. I will have my revenge!"
"That's great and all, but the next boat just got here," Chris said, pointing out over the water.
On the boat was a girl with red hair. She was wearing a short sleeved shirt with a picture of a smirking bomb on it. She was holding onto drumsticks and as she walked off she shouted, "Hey McLean! There any drums here?"
Chris smiled and said, "Yep! Don't worry; we remember that you said you were a drummer Kim." A text box appeared next to Kim that said:
Name: Kim Pine
Age: 23 Years Old
The Drummer
Kim walked over to the others and Scott said, "Hi Kim. How's the band?"
"Since Gideon was 'killed'? It's been okay. Stephen won't shut up about how we're screwed since you beat Gideon and Neil has trouble with well, everything. At least Neil is learning," Kim replied in a monotone.
"Well, that's good, I think," Scott relied, unsure of himself.
While they were talking, another boat showed up, this one carrying two Japanese males. One was wearing a white jacket and had white hair while the other wore a red shirt with black markings and had black hair.
Chris approached the duo and said, "Ah, the Katayanagi Twins. Ken and Kyle, correct?" The twins didn't speak, but like Matthew, they glared at Scott. A text box appeared between them and said:
Names: Ken and Kyle Katayanagi
5th and 6th Evil Exes
Rating: Handsome Jerk and Perfect Asshat
The Japanese twins stood near Matthew and the first evil ex said, "You guys aren't going to last long. I saw like four episodes of this show or something and the one silent guy was eliminated fourth."
The twins just ignored the Indian man and looked at the next boat, a menacing glare present on their faces. Matthew noticed this and looked at the next boat, glaring as well once he saw the passenger.
The next boat carried a girl with navy blue hair, with a round bag with a star decal on the side of it around her neck. She took her luggage and roller skated off of the boat. Once she got onto the dock, Scott tackle-hugged the girl, saying, "Ramona! I'm so happy now that you're here!" Ramona chuckled and hugged Scott back. A text box appeared next to Ramona that said:
Name: Ramona Flowers
Age: 24
Rating: Mysterious
Chris strode forward and said, "Glad to see you could make it Ramona."
Ramona's smile turned into a glare as she said, "Like I had a choice. You had armed goons threaten me."
"Yeah I know. It rocks being a host dude," Chris said arrogantly.
Ramona pushed him away as Matthew walked forward, flanked by the Katayanagi Twins. "Well look who it is, Little Miss Heartbreaker. You're still with Pilgrim? That's impressive, considering your track record," Matthew said angrily.
"Buzz off Patel! I kicked your ass once, and I'll do it again," Scott said, getting ready to fight.
Matthew smirked and said, "Don't say I didn't warn you." Matthew began to float into the air. He then said in a sing-song voice, "Come to me, my demon hipster chicks!" Six phantom-like demon girls dressed in gothic style clothing materialized around Matthew. He then sang again, "My demon hipster chicks will bur-."
Matthew was cut off as another competitor floated above the island. He was wearing a white shirt with the number 3 on it, had white hair that appeared to be spiked up slightly, and the oddest thing was his pure white eyes that appeared to be smoking. "Patel, how many times do I have to tell you, nobody likes your singing," the new arrival shouted.
He flung Matthew down to the ground and the demon hipster chicks dematerialized. The man hovered down to the ground and glared at Scott and Ramona for a moment before Matthew moaned, "Damn you and your telekinesis Todd." Another text box appeared:
Name: Todd Ingram
3rd Evil Ex
Rating: Telekinetic Vegan
Chris walked over to Todd and said, "Ah, the rock star himself. And the handsomest person here after me."
"Thank you for inviting me," Todd said as he shook Chris' hand.
"Wait," Scott called out, "How do you have your powers back?"
"When I came back, I had a blank slate. But if you think I'm going to use my telekinetic powers to cheat, you've got another thing coming. I'm above cheating," Todd replied.
From the next boat, a voice called out, "Hey Scott! I'm already drunk!"
Stacey yelled out, "I told you not to get drunk Wallace!"
"You're not my mom," was his response.
Scott face-palmed for the second time that day and went over to the next boat to help the next arrival get his luggage. The next man was somewhat pale and was wearing a grey shirt. He looked slightly drunk and sat down on the dock, trying not to pass out. Scott mumbled under his breath, "Damn it Wallace, why do you have to be drunk now?" Yet another text box appeared and it said:
Name: Wallace Wells
25 Years Old
Rating: He's really Gay!
Scott put Wallace's stuff down for a moment and then more bass music filled the air. This bass music was much shorter however, and it ended long before the boat reached the dock.
The next person off was short, compared to the others present, and he held his suitcase in one hand, and had a Nintendo DS in the other. The case for his bass was on his back. He looked at those that were already there and then he said, "Hey, I'm Neil."
"Half of us already know who you are, Neil," Kim replied in her monotone. A text box next to Neil said:
Name: Neil Nordegraf
20 Years Old
Fun Fact: Formerly Young Neil
Neil shrugged and said, "Whatever Kim. I'm just introducing myself to those guys." As he said this he pointed at Matthew, Ken, Kyle, and Todd.
Todd shook his head and said, "We don't care who you are." Ken, the twin with the black hair, nodded in agreement.
"Besides," Matthew said, "You are a friend of Scott Pilgrim and for that we will destroy you!" Kyle, the twin with the white hair, nodded as well.
Neil shrugged and said, "Well, whatever." He then proceeded to stand next to Stacey, who smiled upon seeing her friend.
The next boat was set to arrive, but no boat ever showed up. Chris was getting impatient, tapping his foot. "C'mon, c'mon, where's that boat? It should've been," Chris said, not finishing his sentence because a black smoke like thing was coming at him.
He dove on the ground and Scott rolled his eyes. He ducked down and thrust his fist upward. The fist connected with a person who went flying to the side. The person stopped themselves by using their hand to steady themselves. The person then stood up straight and lowered the hood covering their face. The person was revealed to be a girl with blond hair in pigtails and black war paint under her eyes.
She scowled darkly at Scott and yelled, "You punched me in the boob! Again! Prepare to die, obviously, this time for real!"
Ramona rolled her eyes and said, "Roxy, why don't you just give up. My lesbian phase was only a short time thing." Roxy scowled as a text box appeared next to her:
Name: Roxanne "Roxy" Richter
4th Evil Ex
Rating: Bi-Furious!
The half-ninja rolled her eyes and stood near the other evil exes. Matthew was grinning at her somewhat slyly and she replied, "Not gonna happen Patel."
"Aw, come on! You don't even know what I was going to ask," Matthew whined.
"Doesn't matter. When you grin like that, I know it's best to say no," Roxy replied. Matthew's grin turned into a frown and he turned away from everyone else, pouting.
Meanwhile, the next boat arrived, carrying a young Chinese girl with black hair, she was happily waving at the people who were already assembled. She was wearing a black outfit and as the boat got to the dock, she exited with her two suitcases.
She ran over to Scott and Ramona and said, "Scott! Ramona! I haven't seen you since the whole Chaos Theatre battle!"
Scott chuckled and said, "Hey Knives, what's up?" A text box appeared next to the newest arrival and it said:
Name: Knives Chau
Age: 17 Years Old
Fun Fact: Sex Bomb-Omb's Number One Fan!
The hyper Chinese girl jumped around saying hi to all of her friends. When she approached the exes, she saw Todd and kicked the vegan rocker in the shin. He grimaced in pain and sarcastically said, "Glad to see you forgave me."
"I haven't forgotten what you did! You punched me and you-," Knives said.
Before Knives could finish her sentence, Neil called out, "He knocked the highlights out of her hair!"
Todd rolled his eyes as another boat pulled up. Five men who almost looked identical exited the boat. They all had short cut hair and a slight five o' clock shadow. They all wore a leather jacket and a black shirt with a pair of jeans.
Chris frowned, clearly not amused, and said, "Okay, whichever one of you is the real Lucas, you can stay. The rest of you will have to leave on the boat." One of the men stepped forward and revealed a tattoo that looked like two capital L's, the left one reversed so that the vertical line of the capital L's were next to each other.
He then said, "So that mean's I'm in, right?"
Chris nodded and said, "That's right. The rest of you have to leave."
The other four men got on the boat and left. "It's too bad, if my stunt doubles were here, I would win easily," the real Lucas said. A text box appeared that said:
Name: Lucas Lee
2nd Evil Ex
Fun Fact: A Pretty Good Skater Turned Pretty Good Actor
The movie star moved over toward the others, but didn't stand with the exes or with Scott and his friends. When Kyle looked at him, Lucas said, "What? I gotta respect Pilgrim a little bit. Someone that nice who could kick my ass is pretty rare."
Scott raised and eyebrow and said, "Um, thanks?"
Wallace, who had sobered up slightly, moved closer to Lucas and said, "Hi, Wallace Wells. I was with Scott when he defeated you. Can I get an autograph?"
"Sure, I always have to make sure my fans are happy, because without them, I'm nothing but a good skater," Lucas said.
While Lucas signed a photo that Wallace had in his luggage, another boat arrived at the dock, this one carrying two figures. The male had a little bit of beard stubble and had a guitar case on his back. He was wearing a plain white tee shirt with a brown jacket over it. He ran a hand through his brown hair before turning to his companion and saying, "I don't know about this. What if they don't like me?"
The girl rolled her eyes and turned to him. She was wearing a dark pink shirt, had her black hair in a ponytail, and had black glasses on. She sighed and said, "Look, as much as I may (censored) hate him, Pilgrim's going to be there."
The pair walked onto the dock and Chris said, "Welcome Stephen, Julie."
"Whatever, this place is a (censored) dump," Julie said.
Scott cried out, "Seriously, how does she do that?"
Julie rolled her eyes and said, "You don't need to know Scott." A text box appeared containing Julie's information:
Name: Julie Powers
Age: 22 Years Old
Rating: Kind of a Bitch
Julie walked over near the exes, who were impressed that someone Scott knew fairly well was a hostile person. Stephen sighed and stood near his band-mates. "Sorry about Julie guys, you know how she can be," Stephen said.
Neil shrugged and said, "Whatever, we know you like her Stephen." Stephen's information appeared in a text box:
Name: Stephen Stills
Age: 22 Years Old
"The Talent"
Chris looked at a clipboard and said, "Well then, this leaves just one more competitor." Several people looked at their fellow competitors and something dawned on them. Scott and Ramona looked furious. The evil exes grinned evilly. The members of Sex Bob-Omb, minus Kim, looked hopeful. Knives frowned slightly. Wallace shook his head. Only Stacey looked confused.
"Wait, why is everyone so angry," Scott's sister asked.
"I don't think we're all angry," Todd remarked, smirking.
Scott, who still looked angry, turned to his sister and said, "This guy's a dick. Enough said."
"I'm upset you think so poorly of me Scott. I thought we were buddies," a voice came from the final boat. A man with long black hair, a white suit, black-framed glasses and a silver cane walked off the next boat, his suitcase in the hand that wasn't holding the cane.
"You know Ramona," the man said, "It's a shame that I no longer have control over you. This game would be so much easier if I did."
"Forget it Gideon! There's no way you will ever have control over me! I love Scott and nothing will change that," Ramona angrily spat.
Scott stammered, trying to think of a good statement that went with Ramona's, but the only thing he could think of was, "That goes for me as well! I love Ramona and you can't do anything about that Gideon!" A text box appeared that said:
Name: Gideon Graves
7th Evil Ex
Rating: He's a Dick
Chris was happy to see people were arguing, which was always good for ratings. He knew this was only a half hour show however and cleared his throat. He announced, "Okay guys, now that everyone is here, time for the first challenge!"
Scott raised an eyebrow and said, "Wait, already? No tour, no food, nothing?"
"Not really," Chris said, his smile still visible, "We need to get this challenge going so that we can have time for everything else. I mean, two of you are going home today."
There was a collective shout of "Wait, what?"
Chris shook his head and said, "Yeah, two people are being eliminated today. The results of the challenge determine the team captains, as well as four others who will receive immunity. I will show you this, however." Chris stepped out of the way and showed the contestants an outhouse.
"It's a crappy outhouse, so what," Julie said, clearly angry.
"This isn't just any outhouse. This is the confessional, where you can go to vent, talk about people, or just say whatever you feel like saying," Chris said with a grin.
Confession Cam (Toronto? How's that against the world?)
Scott – Um, so I guess this is cool, sorta. I mean, Ramona's here with me, and there's also my friends. But then there's Julie and Ramona's exes. They could be difficult.
Gideon – (He fixes his glasses) Well, this could be the best time to crush Pilgrim and Flowers. Because if I can't have Ramona, neither can Scott!
Roxy – I can't believe Patel. That guy's such a wannabe. He barely put up a fight against Pilgrim and now he's developing a liking to me? He's such an idiot.
Stephen – I just hope that despite the equipment being here, we won't have to play. I mean, we totally suck when it comes to performing.
Ramona – So long as I take out my exes, everything will work out. Then maybe Scott and I can be at peace.
Chris stood smiling at the center of the campgrounds. The host looked over the contestants and said, "So, I bet you're wondering what the challenge is, right?"
"The sooner we get this (censored) challenge over with, the sooner we can relax," Julie said.
"Anyways, today's challenge involves a hunt. Boxes are scattered all over the island. There are a total of thirty-five boxes. Inside each box has a slip of paper with a number on it. Everyone has to find a box and can trade boxes at will, however the boxes are locked so you don't know what number is inside it. Once everyone has a box and is back here, I will unlock the boxes. The two people with the highest numbers will be the team captains. The people with the next four highest numbers are also immune from tonight's double elimination. Any questions," Chris said, announcing the challenge.
Many hands were raised, but Todd directly asked, "Can we use any methods to obtain the boxes, like a metal detector, or flying to get around quicker?"
Chris nodded and said, "Good question and yes, until you get back here, you can do whatever you want to get a box."
Neil then asked, "What do the boxes look like?"
"Another good question, the boxes look like this," Chris said as he held up a box. The box was brown and had a small lock on the front. Chris smiled before saying, "They may or may not all be brown, after all, it wouldn't be a challenge if there was a brown box floating in the water. All right, enough time's been wasted, ready, set, and go!"
The contestants all ran off in different directions to look for a box. Everyone ran off except for Julie. Stephen, who had no idea that she wasn't with him, had gone off with his friends, leaving Julie who walked over to Chris and snatched the box that he had.
"You know, I was wondering if anyone would figure that out," Chris said to Julie.
She shrugged and said, "And I'm not an idiot like most people."
"True," Chris said before turning to the camera, "Who will easily find their boxes? Who will have trouble? Will anyone get punched in the face?"
Julie asked, "Can it please be Scott?"
Chris frowned and said, "My segment. Shush! Anyways, find out who's gonna get a box and who's gonna get lost when we come back to Total Pilgrim Island!"
Julie raised an eyebrow and said, "That's the name? Seriously?"
So ends the first part of Scott Pilgrim vs The Island. This was like a test to see if there was enough support for it. Let me know what you think in a review or vote in the poll I have up. I will only continue if I have enough support. The first day will have two more parts, if there is enough support. If you liked it, please review. Until next time!