Note: Ok, this is going to be a little different than my past parodies. Instead of posting sequels to the series, I've decided to have them all in one. It's gonna be a stretch, but I think it'll be good. Think of this as more of an experiment sort of thing. Seeing if people like it better separate or not. Feel free to point out if I made a typo or need to adjust something that I might have on these parodies. It's the only way I'll learn. Be constructive and not bashful please. I hope you enjoy this parody series. And I own nothing.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Wampa
In the midst of the fog we see a ship in a distance approaching. Out of nowhere a dolphin randomly jumps out of the water and goes back in. We hear a little girl singing and the singing gets louder as the ship approaches. We now see young Renamon on the ship, looking in a distance, singing about pirates. "Drink up me hearties yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho a pirates life for me" Renamon sang. As she continued as figure approaches her. Then a purple claw touches her shoulder and she turned and gasped. "Quiet" Spyro said. "Cursed pirates sail these waters. You don't want to be caught by them do you?" Spyro asked. "That will do, Spyro" Impmon said. "She was singing about pirates. Nothing but trouble by singing in this unnatural fog. Mark my words" Spyro said. "Consider them marked. Move along" Impmon ordered. "Yes sir" Spyro said. "It's also bad luck to have a female on board a ship. Even if the female was young" Spyro said as he walked by and grabbed a bottle and drank it.
"I think it'll be exciting to meet a pirate" Renamon said. "Think again" Impmon said. "Ruthless outlaws, the lot of them. I intend to see any man that sails under a pirate flag or wares a pirate brand gets what he deserves. A short drop at a sudden stop" Impmon said smirking to Renamon. Renamon then looks at Spyro and Spyro simulates being hanged. Renamon gasped at how harsh it sounded. "Impmon I appreciate what you're trying to dobut.. but I'm concerned what effect this will have on her" The Professor said. "My Apologies" Impmon said walking off. "I actually find it interesting" Renamon said to The Professor. "Yes, that's what concerns me" The Professor said and walked off. The young Renamon then continued looking in a distance and saw an umbrella floating in the water. She then spots a young red reptilian male creature lying on a piece of a ship.
"Hey! Look! A boy is in the water!" Renamon shouted to the crew of the ship. Everyone looked over the edge of the ship and saw him. "Man overboard!" Impmon shouted. Then the crew then got him and hulled him on the ship. Impmon examined him and he was still alive. "He's still breathing" Impmon said. "Mother of God" Spyro said wide eyed. Then everyone went up to see what Spyro saw and they saw a ship that looks like it was blown up and is on fire. "What happened?" The Professor asked. "It seems like it was from something heavily armed" Impmon said. "No good that did them. Everyone's thinking it I'm just saying it. Pirates!" Spyro said. "There.. there's no proof of that. It.. could be an accident" The Professor said. Renamon is seen looking at the young red reptilian male. "On the boats. Heave to!" Impmon ordered. "Heave to!" a random person repeated. "Renamon I want you to watch over the boy. He'll be in your charge. Take care of him" The Professor said as Renamon nodded and walked to the knocked out young male as some of the men on the ship row out to investigate the damaged ship.
Renamon looks at the young male and gently slides her hand across his head. Then the young male gasped and grabbed her hand. "It's ok. My name is Renamon" Renamon said. "Guilmon" Guilmon said as if he was out of breath. "I'll watch over you, Guilmon" Renamon said. Guilmon then laid back down and passed out. She then spots something around his neck. She took it off of him and examined it. "You're a.. pirate" Renamon said surprised. "Has he said anything?" Impmon asked. She gasped and quickly hid the necklace behind her back. "His name is Guilmon. That's all I found out" Renamon said sort of lying. "Take him below" Impmon ordered and the crew carried him down into the ship. Renamon then takes another look at it and as she held it up she spots a ship sailing in a distance. She then got wide eyed as she looked at the pirate flag which had a bandicoot skull with crossbones on it. She then closed her eyes.
A/N: Now, like I said, this my be a little difficult to put together. If you have any concerns as to why I did this so soon, well I've said before I kinda go to what I feel like doing instead of actually doing things on a schedule. So if you're mad about his, I apologize. And don't worry I'm still going to do the stories I said I was going to do. I hope you have enjoyed this first installment and I'll see you next time.