Has anyone ever wondered how Rosalie deals with Emmett? Well here is how she does it…
How to deal with Emmett:
Use small words
Talk slowly.
Always dress in a revealing or provocative way.
Never be afraid to smack him in the head.
If he insists on acting stupid, go to garage.
Never allow Emmett into the garage.
Always make sure Emmett knows who is in charge.
Occasionally remind Emmett that a vampire's body parts will reattach but it is always painful.
Never withhold sex from Emmett.
Never let Emmett know I won't withhold sex from him.