HELLO readers! This is my first oneshot. I will warn you that this will be quite stupid, and more likely…strange. This is in Kirby's POV (if you could call it that.) Here is The Love of My Life!
Many people have the perfect person. I found mine, and she tops theirs.
As I fight in the brawl, she cheers me on, even though she can not speak.
We have never fought over anything.
She always will love me, no matter what I do.
She will always let me eat everything I want.
She is my twin, though we aren't related and we always share how she feels.
Everyone thinks I'm weird.
Even my mentor tells me it's not worth it.
But, they all are wrong, as they mock me, and my beloved.
They must all be jealous, for she is perfect.
One day, we shall be married, and live in the gym, her favourite place.
I shall control the fridge, and she won't mind.
Though she never eats, she keeps her perfect complexion.
On that day, people will cheer for her.
My beloved Spalding, will be the most important person.
Even though she is unable to do many things, she is everything…
"Hey Kirby! It seems your girlfriend is cheating on you!" Fox called out laughing.
And to my horrors, Crazy Hand was dribbling my beloved Spalding. Like a big rubber ball.
Then at that moment, I knew, even with her perfectness, she was not for me.
I walked away with my master.
He tried to say he wanted to help me.
But none could understand.
She was everything to me.
Then, as we walked down the hall, I fell for another's spell.
The most beautiful thing ever sat in a basket. Waiting for me…
Though she is guaranteed not to last long. By the way, it will be a bit better if you re-read the story know that you know that his love was…a pink rubber ball. By the way, do you want me to do one of these for Link, with a chew toy? (It will be in the Legend of Zelda section called My Sweet Valentine)
Me: Hey MK? Where did Kirby go?
MK: For one, my name is Meta Knight. And no, I don't know where…
Snake: Leave my mango alone you pink creep!
Kirby: (drooling) poyo…poyo…poyo… (by the way, all those poyos mean "mango.")
Me&MK: Uh-oh…
(Next 3 hours are spent trying to get Kirby away from Snake and his mango.)
Please review! Quickly!
Kirby: BLUEBERYYYYYYY!
MK: Kirby! Snap out of it!
ME: This could get ugly…