I know they don't live in America or sing our popular music; this is just for my own enjoyment.
Chapter 1:
Don't Trust Me
Most of the Sohma had jumped (in fright) at the invitation to karaoke (excepting, of course, Kisa and Hiro, as they were too young); but though the curse was broken, they still felt uneasy disobeying Akito.
Most brought dates.
Akito, as a matter of fact, would not be crossdressing that night; neither would Ritsu, attending with Mitsuru (it seemed they'd grown close over takoyaki).
And Akito would not let the spotlight be on anyone else, or so said her clothing: a classic "little black dress" (high hem low cut) with fishnet tights and diamonds concealed about her person, winking and calling for a second look at this girl.
As a matter of fact, her date was Shigure, who'd (suspiciously) bought the outfit (custom from Ayame's shop), (less suspiciously) arranged for their own venue, and (VERY suspiciously) invited all the others.
Of course Shigure was the first onstage.
Nobody was shocked or even surprised when the sexiest beat they'd ever heard started the song; (after a short) while they realized that the lyrics were WORSE. Kyo covered Tohru's ears at the word "tongues" and was instantly grateful.
Black dress with the tights underneath,
I got the breath of a last cigarette on my teeth,
And she's an actress (actress),
But she ain't got no need;
She's got money from her parents in a trust fund back east.
T-t-t-tongues always pressed to your cheeks,
Well my tongue is on the inside of some other girl's teeth.
T-tell your boyfriend if he says hes got beef,
That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't f**king scared of him.
2X: She wants to touch me (Woah),
She wants to love me (Woah),
She'll never leave me (Woah, woah, oh, oh),
Don't trust a hoe,
Never trust a hoe,
Don't trust a hoe,
Don't trust me.
X's on the back of your hands,
Wash them in the bathroom to drink like the bands.
And the setlist (setlist)
You stole off the stage
Has red and purple lipstick all over the page.
B-b-b-bruises cover your arms,
Shaking in the fingers with the bottle in your palm.
And the best is (best is)
No one knows who you are,
Just another girl alone at the bar.
2X: She wants to touch me (Woah),
She wants to love me (Woah),
She'll never leave me (Woah, woah, oh, oh),
Don't trust a hoe,
Never trust a hoe,
Don't trust a hoe,
Don't trust me.
Shush girl - shut your lips,
Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips.
I said shush girl - shut your lips,
Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips.
I said shush girl - shut your lips,
Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips.
Woah, woah, woah...
She wants to touch me (Woah),
She wants to love me (Woah),
She'll never leave me (Woah, woah, oh, oh),
Don't trust a hoe,
Never trust a hoe,
Don't trust a hoe,
Don't trust me.
As the song ended everyone tried very hard not to look at Akito.
And failed.
Hope it's liked; please review and suggest songs for the next chapter.