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Dear Riza,
Hey! Have I ever told you that you are so pretty? Well, I think you are! Can you make it on Friday night at 8'?
Love,
Roy
Dear Colonel(a/n: she erased colonel) Brigadier General Mustang,
I don't think so; get out of my personal life sir!
Sincerely,
1st Lt. Hawkeye
Dear Riza,
Is that the way to answer a love note? With erasures? It hurts my feelings! Don't you want to be presentable in front of the man of your dreams?
Love,
Roy
Dear Brigadier General Mustang,
You are not the man of my dreams! Now stop bothering me!
Sincerely,
1st Lt. Hawkeye
Dear Riza,
Common! Dating me won't be half bad!
Love,
Roy
Dear Brigadier General Mustang,
You jerk! I don't like you! Now beat it!
Sincerely,
1st Lt. Hawkeye
Dear Riza,
I love you; now date me!
Love,
Roy
Dear Brigadier General Mustang,
BEAT IT DORK! I DON'T WANT YOU!
Sincerely,
1st Lt. Hawkeye
Dear Riza,
You don't want me because you love me!
Love,
Roy
Dear Brigadier General Mustang,
Go to hell!
Sincerely
1st Lt. Hawkeye
Dear Riza,
I'm not giving up on you baby!!!
Love,
Roy
Dear Brigadier General Mustang,
I'm resigning!
Sincerely,
1st Lt. Hawkeye
Dear Riza,
I thought that you would be with me 'til I reach the top. Why resign?
Love,
Roy
Dear Brigadier General Mustang,
Because you're sick and wrong!
Sincerely,
1st Lt. Hawkeye
Dear Riza,
(Sniff) You're leaving me? Don't you love me?
Love,
Roy
Dear Brigadier General Mustang,
No, I don't!
Sincerely,
1st Lt. Hawkeye
Dear Riza,
Ouch! That Hurts! But it's okay, I still love you anyway!
Love,
Roy
Dear Brigadier General Mustang,
Will you please stop!
Sincerely,
1st Lt. Hawkeye
Dear Riza,
I'll stop courting you if you don't resign. As long as you're here, it's okay.
Love,
Roy
Dear Brigadier General Mustang,
Good boy, keep it up!
Sincerely,
1st. Lt. Hawkeye
Dear Riza,
I am not Hayate! I'm the Brigadier General!
Love,
Roy
Dear Brigadier General Mustang,
I know that!
Sincerely,
1st Lt. Hawkeye
Dear Riza,
Let me change the topic. When I become fuehrer, you will still be my right hand!
That's if you'll accept it.
Love,
Roy
Dear Brigadier General Mustang,
I'm contented to protect you. I don't need to be your secretary or your lt. fuehrer.
Sincerely,
1st. Lt. Hawkeye
Dear Riza,
You're not. I'm going to make you my 1st and only lady! And by that time, I'll protect you. I love you, Riza! Hey, by the way, you could give me your answer when I become fuehrer! You don't have to write a reply.
Love,
Roy
So, Riza realized that Roy really loves her, and not just hittin' on her.