Dramatic Warriors Island

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A gray-black tom and a dark brown tabby tom are standing on a rickety dock.

"Hello cats! My name is Frostfang, an I will be the host of Dramatic Warriors Island, here at Camp WawanakwaClan. This is my co-host, Tanglepelt."

"'Sup."

"And here come the contestants!"

A big fancy boat pulls up to the dock. Cats begin to walk down.

"Jayfeather, Lionblaze, Firestar, Hawkfrost, Reedwhisker, Blackstar, Breezepelt, Deadfoot, Willowshine, Dawnpelt, Half Moon, Nightcloud, Leafpool, Sandstorm, Spottedleaf, and Heathertail."

The cats line up.

"Welcome, campers, to Camp WawananakwaClan! I'm Frostfang, and this is my co-host, Tanglepelt."

"Ooh so this is a cat version of Total Drama Island?" Hawkfrost asks.

"Yep." Frostfang confirms.

"Oh I love TDI!" Leafpool squeals.

"I do too!" Nightcloud squeals back. They start chatting about the episodes.

"Wait... Does this mean we're the torturees?" Firestar asks.

"Uh-huh." Tanglepelt answers.

"Check please!" Sandstorm says, running for the boat.

"WAIT! The winner of the season will get these prizes:

A thousand fish

A million mice

Five hundred rabbits

A hundred each of water voles, voles, thrushes, swallows, sparrows, squirrels, and rats

Fifty each of pigeons, pheasants, crows, and blackbirds

And a seasons supply of herbs. "

The campers freeze.

"That's a lot of food." Firestar says, drooling.

"Herbs for leafbare!" Jayfeather, Spottedleaf, Leafpool, and Willowshine exclaim at the same time.

"But first, we're going to divide you into teams." Frostfang announces. The campers give a collective groan.

"There will be two teams; LightClan and DarkClan." Tanglepelt says.

"On team LightClan: Firestar, Lionblaze, Deadfoot, Breezepelt, Leafpool, Sandstorm, Spottedleaf, and Heathertail. Team DarkClan cats are Jayfeather, Blackstar, Reedwhisker, Hawkfrost, Willowshine, Dawnpelt, Nightcloud, and Half Moon." Frostfang adds. The cats walk to corresponding flags; team LightClan has a black flag with a white sun, team DarkClan has a white flag with a black moon.

"Now let's tour your living quarters." Frostfang says. He leads the cats to four cabins. Two are painted black and two are painted white.

"There aren't any furnishings in them now, but these cabins are where you'll be sleeping."

Frostfang then leads them to a toilet and litterbox in a shed.

"This is the feed room. Come here and talk into he camera to record your thoughts. The real bathrooms are behind this one. There's a litterbox and a toilet in each one, your choice as to which one you want to use." the host tells the unfortunate kitties. He then takes them to a clearing with moss patches and a fire pit.

"This is where the team that loses a challenge goes. One cat will walk down the Dock of Shame to board the Boat of Losers each night. One of you will do that tonight." the cats gulp. Frostfang laughs evily and leads them to a mess hall.

"And this is where you will be served your gruel, made by Tanglepelt." the cats look terrified. "Now, go unpack and meet me here in ten minutes. Go!"

The cats run to the cabins. The she-cats from team LightClan go in one white cabin, and the toms from team LightClan go in the other. The team DarkClan cats follow their example.

Each cat chooses a bed, unpacks, and sprints to the mess hall.

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Feed(Breezepelt): "I can't believe I'm on a team with my dad's ex girlfriend and my half brother. Can they be any more harsh?"

Feed(Lionblaze): "Great. I'm on a team with a stuck-up furball and my lying mother. Won't this be fun."

Feed(Leafpool): "Maybe being on a team with Lionblaze will establish that mother-son bond. I hope so."

Feed(Jayfeather): "Poor Lionblaze. On a team with Leafpool and Breezepelt. Better him than me!"

Feed(Sandstorm): "If Spottedleaf starts hitting on Firestar, I'm gonna kill her."

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"Okay, campers! Your first challenge is the Monster Race. Each team will be split into two groups, and each group will be assigned a Twoleg monster. You have to get all cats in your group and the monster across he finish line safely. First group across wins a five-star meal for dinner. First team with both groups across wins comfortable beds. Firestar, Lionblaze, Breezepelt, and Deadfoot are in group 1, Leafpool, Sandstorm, Spottedleaf, and Heathertail are group 2, Jayfeather, Blackstar, Reedwhisker, and Hawkfrost are group 3, and Nightcloud, Dawnpelt, Willowshine, and Half Moon are group 4."

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Feed(Hawkfrost): "Oh brilliant. I'm in a group with a blind cat."

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The cats run to a parking lot. The monsters are labeled, and there's a map attached to each one. Group 1 got a cherry red Ferrari, 2 got a lime green mustang, 3 got a black hybrid, and 4 got a sky blue Lamborghini.

Firestar-being a former kittypet- knows how to open the door of the monster. Then Lionblaze and Breezepelt hotwire it accidentally while they're fighting. Deadfoot jumps onto the gas pedal avoiding them, and Firestar turns the wheel and the Ferrari starts to move.

Sandstorm and Spottedleaf are glaring at each other as Heathertail returns from spying on group 1. They copy their teammates and the car starts rolling. Leafpool steers it away from trees while Heathertail controls speed. Sandstorm is hitting buttons and Spottedleaf is lookout.

Jayfeather tells his group how to start a monster. Hawkfrost slams on the gas, Blackstar steers, Jayfeather listens, an Reedwhisker yells at Hawkfrost to slow down.

Group 4 finally figures out how to get in and start the car. Willowshine steers, Nightcloud looks at the map, Dawnpelt controls the gas, and Half Moon helps Nightcloud.

"Willowshine, if you turn left here, we'll be off the Thunderpath nut it's a shortcut." Nightcloud says. Half Moon nods in agreement. Willowshine tells Dawnpelt to not go fast, and turns left.

Firestar is handling the road well- dodging bears, avoiding land mines, staying on course. Lionblaze and Breezepelt are still fighting. Deadfoot is looking at the map.

"Left... Now right... Another right..."

Sandstorm and Spottedleaf slam into Leafpool and Heathertail, knocking them aside. The car goes offroad and hits a tree, and a rock, and goes into a lake.

Hawkfrost keeps the car going superfast. The car hits a mud patch and flips. Everyone glares at Hawkfrost.

Group 4 leisurely drives across the finish line. Group 1 finishes half an hour later. Group 3 manages to push the car out of the mud and across the finish line. A search party is sent to recover group 2.

Later...

"Group 4 has won a nice dinner, and team DarkClan managed to snatch the comfy beds. Team LightClan, sucks to be you. The second part of your first challenge will begin later, to determine who wins invincibility." Frostfang says.

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Feed(Blackstar): "If team LightClan manages to win the challenge, I know who I'm voting off."

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"Will team LightClan make an amazing comeback? Will the next part of the challenge be horrible? Will team LightClan's fighting cats get it together? Tune in next time to possibly find out on Dramatic... Warriors... Island!" Frostfang says on the Dock of Shame.

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