High School Musical
Laugh or What?
Summary: The ten burdens and sacrifices of having a girlfriend like Gabriella. Troy's POV. R&R
Review…
This may get ugly.
Chapter 1: Burden number one
Ok the first thing you must know about your girlfriend is that she care about you or not. Sure, Gabriella cares about me but sometimes I am really pissed off because of her and I can't dump her. Its not I don't want to but sometimes Gabriella is too nice and sometimes is too annoying. She sometimes is a pain in the butt and sometimes she is as sweet as honey. But most of the times I regret having a girlfriend like Gabriella and sometimes I feel lucky…
Today as I walked into the school and opened my really messy locker, Gabriella came over to me and sneered (3 cute and 97 not)
"Troy, why is your locker soo messy?" she asked
"I don't really have time to clean it, Gabriella" I said, not really in a mood to say anything
Gabriella laughed, yes actually laughed.
"Troy, instead of watching TV and sleeping in class rooms, you can clean your locker!!!"
"Ok I will try…"
"You do it now!"
"WHAT?!"
"Troy Bolton, do you hear me!? You do it now!"
"But… I will be late for practice,"
"Say to your father you were busy and were cleaning your locker,"
"But Gabriella…"
"Don't protest with me!!! Hey, your locker is so disgusting that it smells of rotten cheese!"
I scowled. That was the time when I really wanted to dump Gabriella, she drives me mad!
Gabriella kissed me and then went away.
I mean DUDE… boys are DIRTY!!! Even though she got a point, my locker DOES smell like rotten cheese…
Today I was late for practice and my dad gave me detention! YES HE DID!!! HE ALSO GROUNDED ME AND THE TEAM STARTED LAUGHING AT ME!!! OH GOD… PLEASE HELP ME!
Ok one burden on me is that Gabriella is way too bossy!!! She drives me mad… and sometimes I think that she might be bossier than my MOTHER!!
One day in the cafeteria when we both were having lunch, I stuck a pea on my fork and it happened accidentally that the pea dropped… Man it was an ACCIDENT!! It wasn't my fault; I didn't want the pea to fall!! God curse gravity!!!
Anyway, Gabriella saw it and BINGO… she gave me a HUGE yes I repeat, HUGE lecture about table manners… and it…SUCKED…
I mean, come on, it was after all an ACCIDENT!!!
As I said, she is WAY too bossy…. And annoying…
Once I got an D+ in my algebra homework and I was trying my best not to show Gabriella but GOD… she found out… and man, don't ask me what happened next… it was too horrifying I repeat horrifying to say. But all I can remember is a hard slap, a blur, then countless hours of longstop Algebra practice…
And that's not all, the next day, in the school newspaper I saw a very scary thing. As I am popular and all, the newspaper consisted of a picture of Gabriella slapping me and then… a huge three paged article that was read by everyone…
Yeah...
i got no other thing to do and dude its my first try in humour soo please tell me that its worth continuing or not... ok?
one more thing... dude, was it funny? and also please read and review!