Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. Hanako and Wolfscar Style!
-Prologue-
"In the vast deep forest of Hyrule, long have I served as the guardian spirit… I am known as the Deku Tree…The children of the forest, the Kokiri, live here with me. Each Kokiri has his or her own guardian fairy. However there is one boy who does-"
"No, Wait!"
"What, I'm reading the script like I was paid to do!"
"No, didn't you hear? There's a new play write. Someone bought the thing, and they wrote a new script."
"Whaaaat?! Arg, whatever what's the new one?"
"Here," rustling of paper echoed through the mysteries place, it was dark. Nothing could be seen, only heard.
"Yeah thanks." With a sigh the first voice continued, "Okay…Um, The animals of the Kokiri Forest each have their own Wolf-Fairy guardian. But there is one cat, who does not. This cat, and this cat alone, will save Hyrule….Let's see how this turns out…"
Chapter1-The Deku Tree-
Past the small village of Kokiri, where a vast clan of cats thrived, laid the Great Deku Tree; the guardian of the felines that called the forest their home. In the clearing of where the talking tree made its home, the magical talking tree with a mustache could sense something…off.
"Hanako, come to me." The tree spoke. "Hanako the fairy, listen to me…listen to the words of the Deku Tree….Do you sense it? An evil atmosphere is upholding in this realm…this can only mean one thing…Go fetch the boy without a fairy! Find the one who is destined to save all of Hyrule! Go Hanako the fairy, find him and bring him to me!"
"Yes Great Deku tree," a tan wolf stood in pride. "I'm on it!" After the three words left the wolf-fairies mouth she took flight. Zipping around in the air and catching speed as she flew in the direction of the village of Kokiri.
Hanako took her time locating the 'boy without a fairy', gaining both height and speed. Once she had found the house, with as much speed as she could muster. She dived down, her fur blown back as the wind roared in her ears. Her wings laid flat, her nose toward the ground.
BAM!
The wolf-fairy hit the part of a fence, silently dropping to the ground below like a dead fly. Her head hurt like hell, a bump would sure be left afterwards. She lied on the grass, allowing her brain to register what had just happened.
"Epic fail…"She sighed and stood up, shaking off the embarrassment, then looking around. "Phew, good thing no-one saw that." She laughed lightly while jumping into the air; her wings catching an upward breeze. She took the breeze to her advantage using it to send her up to the height of the cat without a fairy's door.
Once she flew into the cat's home, she detected the sleeping bundle of gray fur on a bed. 'That must be the cat!' She thought flying over to the cat, flopping down on its head. "Oof, I hate flying."
Grrrrr
"Err…What's that sound…?" Hanako asked out-loud. Looking up from where she perched.
"WHO IN THE FUCKING RIGHT MIND ENTERED MY HOUSE TO WAKE ME UP SO EARLY IN THE GOD DAMN MORNING?!" The cat stood up, throwing Hanako off its head and onto the ground.
"…Wait…" The cat paused, looking around its home for the intruder.
"…Down here…" Hanako squeaked.
"Oh…" Looking down the cat's tail twitched. "Well?"
"The Great Deku Tree has summoned you! Boy without a fairy!"
-WolfscarPOV-
My ear twitched at the flies words. 'Boy without a fairy' boy?! "Listen here FLY, I am not a fucking guy. You hear? Do I need to fucking SHOW you my gender!?" I hissed at it.
"N-NO!" The wolf-fairy stuttered, "T-he Great Deku Tree's words NOT MINE!"
Well, I'm going to have to talk to this stupid tree then…I snarled. "Whatever, anyway, I'll go, not like I have much else to-do right now. So take me to your Great Deku Tree." I yawned, hopping off my bed landing right next to the fairy.
"EEP!" It squeaked, jumping back several inches from where my paw almost killed it. Sigh, almost, why?
"By the way, the name's Wolfscar. Remember it, honor it, fear it." I said while passing it- well her. The wolf-fairy quickly took off to catch up.
"I'm Hanako the fairy!" She chipped happily.
"Good for you," I rolled my eyes jumping down from my door, landing perfectly on all fours. "So, what's the way to the tree?"
"Datta way!" Hanako pointed in said direction.
"'Kay" I mumbled and padded off in the direction motioned, I passed many of my fellow Kokiri. Honestly I never felt at home here, nobody exactly liked me. They say I'm 'short-tempered and mean', like where would they get that from?
"Hey Wolfy!"
"Hm?" I turned around to see my only friend, Ferretwhisker, No. She was more of a sister to me to be honest. "Oh hey Fer."
"Well, you're up early today Wol."
I scowled, glaring at the fairy buzzing by my ear. "Don't mention it, thanks to THIS thing. I have to go see the stupid tree."
"What did you do now?" Ferretwhisker sighed, eyeing me.
"Wha-what!? I didn't do shit…!" She kept her gaze. "…This week…"
"Sure, sure, whatever you say. Well you better go see the tree before he sends somebody else after you." She gave me a smile before running off, her bat ears flopping around as she ran.
"Bat-eared creature," I growled and continued over to the entrance to the Deku Tree. "Mido! Move aside you bitch."
"Nupe, can't! Deku Tree ordered me to stand guard here" The orange tabby meowed. "If you want to go, you must have a sword and a shield."
"I'll show you sword and shield!" I unsheathed my claws, running at him. Ready to slice his head off-!
"Stop!" Hanako swooped in front of me, her paws up in a motioned stop. "Let's just go get a sword and shield; I know where you can get them." She explained.
"…Your one lucky bastard, Mido." I spat turning away and following Hanako to my next destination. It's too early in the morning for this…
-X-
Hanako had told me that I could get a shield at the Kokiri shop, so that's where I headed off to first. As I walk in, I noted the crappy wooden shield on one of the shelves. 'The fuck is that supposed to "protect" me' I thought with a roll of my eyes. Whatever.
"Bro, how much for the shield" I asked.
"40 Rupees."
…What? "Excuse me? Forty; for that piece of crap!?" I glared.
"Yup" Just my fucking luck! Turning my back on the guy, I took out my wallet….One green rupee. Fuck.
"Well…You're screwed."
"Hanako, you've already signed your death, would you also like to add the end of your lifeless soul as well?" I gained a squeak in return. "What I thought." I mumbled then turned back to the shopkeeper. Without a word, I jumped onto the front counter. Climbing up the large wooden square and perched myself on top of it.
"What are you-" I ignored him and reached out towards the shield, my tongue poked out in concentration as I inched my arm closer…and closer…just a little more…AHAH! My claws hooked into the wood, but the shopkeeper poked me.
"Excuse me but you can't…." Death glare "Never mind…." He squeaked.
"Good boy." I smirked and left, his whining bringing a smile to my face.
-X-
"Wolfy! Stealing is bad, why did you do that?" Hanako whined as we headed to where the sword was.
"Oh shut up and be happy I'm even agreeing to see the fucking tree." I snapped, "So over here right?"
"Yeah" Hanako sighed and flew through the opening of the tunnel.
"Fucking ditcher…" I mumbled but followed nonetheless. Upon exiting the tunnel my ear twitched in annoyance. "The fuck is up with this weird cave thing." I snarled.
"Dunno" Hanako shrugged and zipped along beside me.
Straight, left, straight, right; oh a chest! I ran to it, eyeing it with glee. "I bet there's a lot of treasure in here!" I smirked and quickly threw the lid open.
DUNDUNNNANAAAAA! (Fail Zelda opening chest music)
"Oh…It's just a sword." I sighed and took it; strapping it to my back along with the shield. I sighed once more before heading out of the tunnel/cave thing.
Rumble… Rumble...
"The fuck is that rumbling sound!?" It was getting on my nerves. I noticed Hanako shrugging from my side vision. My ear twitched as the sound grew louder…and louder…and louder. "The fucking….hell" My eyes grew wide as I saw the GIANT boulder rolling towards us.
Both I and Hanako started to scream, and I bolted. "Oh my god, oh my god; OH MY GOD! I'M GOING TO DIEEE!" I screamed repeatedly hearing the boulder right behind me. "Oh god, oh my god, HELP ME!" That's when I turned a corner and noticed the tunnel exit. Speeding my way over, I quickly jumped through it and clawed my way out.
-Outside-
I quickly pulled myself out of the tunnel, standing up and letting out a sigh of relief. "Phew! I survived!" I cheered then sat down. "Hm…Where'd that stupid fairy fly off too…?"
"BOY, I'm sure glad you made it out alive!" Hanako flew over to me, hovering in front of my face. "I'd sure have a hard time explaining to the Deku Tree how I got you squished flat…." Glare, "Had you…gotten…squished…."
"You FUCKING DITCHED ME!" I yelled at her, and then ran off. "Stupid good for nothing fairy, trying to get me KILLED for some stupid talking tree!"
"I'm sorry! I promise it will never happen again!" She screeched, flying after me.
-X-
"Okay Mido, I got the fucking sword and shield like that damned tree instructed. Let. Me. Through" I spoke each word with venom.
"Nope, I don't care if you had them to begin with. I don't like you, you cat-without-a-fairy-who-got-a-fairy. So I won't let you through, even if the Deku Tree summoned you. Why would he do that to begin with? You're nothing special. So Leave." He shooed me away.
I just gave him a death glare. Hanako gasping a 'oh no he did not…' "Mido, I will give you one chance. Let me through. Or Else."
"Shoo, shoo." He repeated.
A smirk placed itself on my face; I was hoping he would say that. "Oh Mido, you deserve this. You really do."
"Wha-?" He was cut off as my claws ranked a crossed his face. He whined and curled up on the floor, blood oozing out from the four lines in between his eyes.
"That felt really, really good." I smiled and licked my claws. "Well I believe now we can go see the Deku Tree, Hanako." I smiled and entered the path Mido was formerly guarding. Hanako stared at me, wide-eyed.
"Wait up!" She cried hurriedly speeding over to me to flop onto my head for a free ride.
At the Deku Tree…
When I entered the large clearing, I stared at the Deku Tree. 'That is one BIG tree' I thought and padded over to it-him?
"I Got'r!" Hanako flew off my head and up over to the tree.
"What the hell do you want stupid tree?" I asked.
"…Wait you're a girl."
Both my tail and ear twitched, seriously? "No fucking shit, Sherlock." Okay, I'm used to people thinking I'm a guy at first meet. But this tree…isn't it supposed to be all wise and stuff?
"Well…I was just expecting the hero to be…male…"
"Hero?" The fuck is this thing talking about? And what is with that mustache….why does a TREE have a mustache?
"Yeah Hero. Hero of Time" The Deku Tree started, "The hero chosen by the Gods that will wield the Master's Sword and banish the Evil power from Hyrule. Just like the Prophecy says!"
"Cool story bro," I laughed. "So…what's that got to do with me?" I asked, glaring at the fairy that was hiding behind my tail. "Why'd you have this fairy here- who might I add. ALMOST GOT ME KILLED! Drag me over here?" Hanako squeaked and buried further into my tail.
"Because you're the Hero of Time, and you'll begin your long and Deadly journey by entering me through my mouth and removing the cursed being within me!" The tree opened its mouth that showed a very dark tunnel. "In you go!"
'This has got to be the weirdest day of my life…' I thought staring off into the Deku Tree's mouth. "So, what's in it for me?"
"…Good will?"
"…" No just no.
"Okay fine." The Deku Tree sighed, "I'll give you this." A gold and green thing fell from the leaves above landing in my paws. "The Kokiri Emerald."
I stared at it, and then an evil smile appeared on my face. "Sweeet! I bet I can sell this for a lot of rupee-…I mean… SHINNNEEYYYY!"
The emerald vanished from my grasp as the Deku Tree coughed, "You will get it AFTER you vanquish the being." He explained- damnt.
"Damnt…" I sighed but put on a smile and skipped inside. "I always wondered what tree guts looked like!" I mewed just before entering the tree's mouth, getting a very strange look from Hanako as I did.