Disclaimer: I don't own it, obviously or the "fan" in "fanfiction" would be unnecessary.
Disclaimer 2: This story is meant for comedic purposes only. The content within is the sole opinion of the writer and not her comic obsessed sister. Happy now, Comic Nerd?
Warning: Implies slash, but not between Bullseye and Daredevil. It's more friendly banter than anything really suggestive although there are a few innuendoes.
Femme and Butch
Daredevil felt the note in his hand, reading it with his fingers. He'd gotten it from Turk earlier that evening.
"Meet me at the alley at eleven. Come alone."
The note wasn't signed, but it didn't matter. Daredevil knew there was only one person who would dare to send messages via the biggest snitch in town. Only one person was that brave. Or that arrogant.
"You're late," a voice said from the shadows. "I could kill you right now."
"If you killed me, with whom would you flirt?" Daredevil asked seriously.
"I could always find someone. Spiderman's been working out," Bullseye said, stepping into the light.
"I'd like to see you try."
"Well I'll have to if you keep denying your inner queen."
"I say again, I just can't kill you," Daredevil said defensively.
"Me thinks he doth protest too much. Falling for my charms are you, you sexy devil?" Bullseye asked with a bat of his eyelashes.
"In your dreams."
"Truly, don't you know it?" He looked critically up and down Daredevil's rather fit form. "Have I told you how good that color looks on you? It really makes your horns stick out."
"I'm going to take that as a complement."
"It is. An insult would be me telling you those boots are so last season."
"They're not last season!" Daredevil cried.
"I never said they were. That was just an example of how mean I could get."
"Speaking of that, there's another warrant out on your head." Daredevil sounded resigned.
"When isn't there? I'm just so popular!" Bullseye said with a distinctly nonchalant and definitely gay flap of his hand.
"I mean it this time. You're going to have to come with me."
"Is that an invitation?" Bullseye said slyly.
"Don't make me get handcuffs," Daredevil said with a warning tone.
"Oh, kinky."
Daredevil blinked. "Fine, you win. I'm leaving." He set off toward the end of the alley.
"But we haven't even gotten to the good part yet!" Bullseye called to his retreating back. "Same time tomorrow?"
A/N: This came out of an argument over Comic Nerd's most recent Bullseye story. It started me on this whole gay Bullseye side plot. Since I have never read the comics, I wanted her to write this, but she refused, so I picked up the torch. She wanted me to say that she had nothing to do with this, even though she helped with some of the dialogue. I admit, dialogue is not my strongpoint. If I offended anyone with this story, I am sorry. I meant this as a complete joke. I also wanted to prove to Comic Nerd that Bullseye really is gay. When you read her story "I Never Miss", I promise you'll think the same as I do. Personally I think any guy running around in colored spandex and tights has to be gay anyway, but that's just me.
A/N 2: I just wanted to say thanks to anonymous reviewer lol for pointing out my mistake. You'll notice I have now fixed it. I can't believe I didn't notice that. Of course Daredevil is blind. Stupid me.