Disclaimer: I do not own Magic Kaito, Detective Conan, or Fullmetal Alchemist. As if.
This came about due to a conversation on LJ between hattergems, araine, hydok, and myself, and is entirely araine's fault for making an icon involving Kid and panties. But we all know that something like this has been asking for creation ever since Minami Takayama starting voicing Envy, so there.
She gasped for breath, her vision blurring. Envy's arm was grasped around her neck, unrelenting. "Hahaha! I'll bring you to your precious Colonel one limb at a time!" the homunculus cackled. Riza realized why exactly the Colonel had ordered her to stay.
Then there was a fwoosh, and suddenly the arm was gone. Catching her breath, Riza pushed herself up on one arm, using the other to block her eyes. Envy burst into flames once, and then twice, his tortured face hating every second of it. Colonel Roy Mustang appeared from another hallway, walking slowly and deliberately towards the nearly-deceased Envy. "That's one of my dearest subordinates you're attacking," he spat, mouth leaking venom and hatred in every syllable.
Envy looked up in horror, expecting death to be near but not swift. Then…
There was a good-natured cackle from the ceiling. Time stopped. Riza looked up. Roy sort of looked up, also keeping an eye on Envy. Envy grew, if anything, even more terrified.
A man clad all in white suddenly jumped down. He cackled again. "Well well, isn't this exiting!" He bent down where Riza was lying and proffered a red rose that had appeared in his hand. "For the lady. You may want to get that shoulder looked at though."
Riza accepted it, slightly dumbfounded.
His next stop was Roy. "You have some anger issues," he said, pointing a waving finger. "I'd recommend a good therapist, but I don't know any. They all quit their jobs and go find their own therapists."
Roy was this close to torching the man.
Finally he got to Envy. He leaned down, a fanged grin featured prominently on his face. "Long time no see. And while you were a bit smaller last time, you were also in much better shape. You haven't been breaking the law, have you? Naughty naughty."
Envy let out something that may have been a laugh.
Kid put his hand to his mouth as if he had just remembered something. "Speaking of naughty, I have a present for you." And in a puff of pink smoke, something appeared in Kid's hands. Something small and white. Something with a small pink bow on them. Something being stretched back and forth in Kid's hands.
Roy and Riza's brains went slightly blank at this.
"And why do I care that you have a pair of lady's panties in your hands?" Envy asked incredulously.
Kid pouted. "Not just any lady's panties. Don't tell me you've forgotten all about Ran-neechan?"
Envy's face lost all color.
"Yep. They're hers."
Envy died for good right then and there from the resulting nosebleed.
And that was how Colonel Roy Mustang's revenge was thwarted by a pair of panties. Reviews please!