Disclaimer: Gravi will never be mine. I just use it's characters for my own maniacal purposes. *laughs* Right, Ryuichi? *hahahahaha!* j/k
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Mienai [Can't See]
By Yui Miyamoto
["Which is equivalent to blind?" A chibi Shuichi popped out of nowhere to tug on the author's sleeve.
"No, no, it's what the audience can't see." the author replies calmly. "But what can't they see? If they're the audience, they see everything. "Ne? Ne? Ne?"
Shaking her head, the author waves her hand and nods in agreement. "Yeah, yeah. Uh-huh."]
Part 1 - What the hell...?
"Cut!" the director shouted.
(Note: The actors names are omitted and we'll only use they're 'screen names' to avoid confusion.)
"Shuichi!" the director called to him. "Why does this always have to happen whenever we get to this kind of scene?"
He mumbled something inaudible.
"I can't hear you. You've gotta get over this mumbling business. You are a professional, dammit!"
"I said because it implies something," Shuichi answered with a voice that barely made it into the human listening range.
"We haven't EVEN taped 5 minutes of this episode...and two minutes is from the opening song!" the director harshly scolded.
"It's okay! I'll help him again!" There was Yuki...like you have never seen him before.
He shook his head and patted Shuichi on the head. "No no, just fall into my lap like this."
"See? It isn't so hard. Just pretend you're being me." He smiled with a bright smile.
"No need to be shy!"
Shuichi nodded. "Oh, okay..."
The director patted his head and went back to his chair at the side of the room. "You're in a shounen ai tv show, whaddya expect?"
"Take your places everyone! Gravitation episode 4, action!"
"Yuuukkiii!" Shuichi fell into Yuki's lap.
Yuki couldn't keep a straight face and started to laugh.
"Why are you laughing, Eiri-san?" the director asked in an impatient tone.
"He tickles! I mean, he's practically on top of me." Yuki looked at Shuichi.
"Shuichi-san, you're even blushing! We're already on the fourth episode!"
"Demo, demo..." he shyly protested.
Yuki hugged Shuichi and kissed him tenderly on the cheek. "Okay, I'll be good now."
The staff blushed. Yuki had once again managed to steal a kiss from his co-star and without discretion!
"Gravitation episode 4 scene 1, take 16!"
"Yuuukkiii!" Shuichi fell into Yuki's lap.
Yuki tried really hard to hide his laughter and did a good job of it until he again laughed.
"What is it this time, Eiri-san?!" the director's vein was about to pop and it wasn't pretty...
"I tried to kiss his face, but his breathing on my face is tickling me!"
"Eiri-san!" the director came up to him to lecture him. "We are professionals! If you don't want him to breathe, tell him so."
"Okay." Yuki looked at Shuichi. "Try not to breathe so fast. It really really tickles."
Shuichi nodded too embarrassed at the once again 'Shuichi+Yuki' scenes.
"Gravitation episode 4, scene 1, take 17!"
"Yuuukkiii!" Shuichi fell into Yuki's lap.
Yuki didn't mess up this time, and he leaned over to kiss Shuichi...unfortunately, he was getting 'too into' the role.
He continued to kiss Shuichi more than he should have.
"EIRI-SAN!" the director's vein popped. (Actually, several...) "YOU CAN STOP NOW!"
Yuki stopped and looked at Shuichi. "Hey, that was strawberry flavored gum you just chewed on, wasn't it?"
Shuichi smiled and blushed like crazy all over again...then he fell backwards with Yuki catching the back of his head before hitting the ground.
The director and the others came to Shindou-san's side. But the director swapped Yuki on the head. "You kissed him for so long, he lost oxygen!"
Yuki smiled evilly and took Shuichi into his arms and into his dressing room.
"I give up," the director said to the empty set and lifted his hands up in frustration.
"I think Yuki really likes his co-star very much, don't you?" Ryuichi coolly went next to the director said with a sly grin on his face while folding his arms, "Ne, ne? Who needs a shounen ai show when you can just tape them in real life, Mr. Director?"
Walking to his dressing room, Ryuichi laughed maniacally. He passed by his other co-star and smiled cutely at him.
Tatsuha smiled back, but bumped into the door that someone had just opened because he hadn't been paying attention to where he was going...again. When he was further along, Ryuichi chuckled to himself and seductively said in a low tone, "Oh, I love teasing that boy."
To be continued...
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Author's note: I'm attempting a comedic one? How's it?
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Mienai [Can't See]
By Yui Miyamoto
["Which is equivalent to blind?" A chibi Shuichi popped out of nowhere to tug on the author's sleeve.
"No, no, it's what the audience can't see." the author replies calmly. "But what can't they see? If they're the audience, they see everything. "Ne? Ne? Ne?"
Shaking her head, the author waves her hand and nods in agreement. "Yeah, yeah. Uh-huh."]
Part 1 - What the hell...?
"Cut!" the director shouted.
(Note: The actors names are omitted and we'll only use they're 'screen names' to avoid confusion.)
"Shuichi!" the director called to him. "Why does this always have to happen whenever we get to this kind of scene?"
He mumbled something inaudible.
"I can't hear you. You've gotta get over this mumbling business. You are a professional, dammit!"
"I said because it implies something," Shuichi answered with a voice that barely made it into the human listening range.
"We haven't EVEN taped 5 minutes of this episode...and two minutes is from the opening song!" the director harshly scolded.
"It's okay! I'll help him again!" There was Yuki...like you have never seen him before.
He shook his head and patted Shuichi on the head. "No no, just fall into my lap like this."
"See? It isn't so hard. Just pretend you're being me." He smiled with a bright smile.
"No need to be shy!"
Shuichi nodded. "Oh, okay..."
The director patted his head and went back to his chair at the side of the room. "You're in a shounen ai tv show, whaddya expect?"
"Take your places everyone! Gravitation episode 4, action!"
"Yuuukkiii!" Shuichi fell into Yuki's lap.
Yuki couldn't keep a straight face and started to laugh.
"Why are you laughing, Eiri-san?" the director asked in an impatient tone.
"He tickles! I mean, he's practically on top of me." Yuki looked at Shuichi.
"Shuichi-san, you're even blushing! We're already on the fourth episode!"
"Demo, demo..." he shyly protested.
Yuki hugged Shuichi and kissed him tenderly on the cheek. "Okay, I'll be good now."
The staff blushed. Yuki had once again managed to steal a kiss from his co-star and without discretion!
"Gravitation episode 4 scene 1, take 16!"
"Yuuukkiii!" Shuichi fell into Yuki's lap.
Yuki tried really hard to hide his laughter and did a good job of it until he again laughed.
"What is it this time, Eiri-san?!" the director's vein was about to pop and it wasn't pretty...
"I tried to kiss his face, but his breathing on my face is tickling me!"
"Eiri-san!" the director came up to him to lecture him. "We are professionals! If you don't want him to breathe, tell him so."
"Okay." Yuki looked at Shuichi. "Try not to breathe so fast. It really really tickles."
Shuichi nodded too embarrassed at the once again 'Shuichi+Yuki' scenes.
"Gravitation episode 4, scene 1, take 17!"
"Yuuukkiii!" Shuichi fell into Yuki's lap.
Yuki didn't mess up this time, and he leaned over to kiss Shuichi...unfortunately, he was getting 'too into' the role.
He continued to kiss Shuichi more than he should have.
"EIRI-SAN!" the director's vein popped. (Actually, several...) "YOU CAN STOP NOW!"
Yuki stopped and looked at Shuichi. "Hey, that was strawberry flavored gum you just chewed on, wasn't it?"
Shuichi smiled and blushed like crazy all over again...then he fell backwards with Yuki catching the back of his head before hitting the ground.
The director and the others came to Shindou-san's side. But the director swapped Yuki on the head. "You kissed him for so long, he lost oxygen!"
Yuki smiled evilly and took Shuichi into his arms and into his dressing room.
"I give up," the director said to the empty set and lifted his hands up in frustration.
"I think Yuki really likes his co-star very much, don't you?" Ryuichi coolly went next to the director said with a sly grin on his face while folding his arms, "Ne, ne? Who needs a shounen ai show when you can just tape them in real life, Mr. Director?"
Walking to his dressing room, Ryuichi laughed maniacally. He passed by his other co-star and smiled cutely at him.
Tatsuha smiled back, but bumped into the door that someone had just opened because he hadn't been paying attention to where he was going...again. When he was further along, Ryuichi chuckled to himself and seductively said in a low tone, "Oh, I love teasing that boy."
To be continued...
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Author's note: I'm attempting a comedic one? How's it?