Neither of the fandoms belong to me
Dear twilight,
Our charlie works with dragons is a good brother and a hero of war, yours is a bad parent.
Our bella(trix) is a maniac warrior death eater that shows girls they can be as strong and as much of a maniac as any guy. yours couldn't fight her way out of a paper bag and show's girls they need to be dependent on boys for everything.
Our james was a marauder a good father and a hero of war, yours was a creepy guy.
Our alice was a heroine of war that got tortured into insanity trying to protect the order and her family, yours was an annoying preppy child.
Our blacks are a overly complicated family fighting over the rights of good and evil, yours are two idiots that think that they know everything.
Our main girl taught us that girls can be smart clever brave and independent, yours taught us that girls are lesser idiot ditzy weaklings that need to depend on their sparkling boyfriends for everything.
Or werewolf died fighting for a better world for his son could grow up without prejudices about him being half werewolf, yours wasted his time fighting over a girl that was already taken.
Sincerely yours, the potterheads.