I don't own Kyo Kara Maoh...yet o.O

Yuri woke up in Shin Makoku to a weird phenomenon: Wolfram wasn't sleeping beside him. Maybe he's getting some early mourning exercise. I think I'll join him! After the king got ready for the day, he set off looking for his best friend. It was a beautiful day. The sun was out and the birds seemed lively, but there was something off about Blood Pledge Castle, it was completely deserted. Yuri felt really worried and started searching for others all over the castle. He looked in the garden, Greta's favorite place to play, nobody. He searched in Gwendal's office, nobody. The halls, the dinning area, their rooms, the basement, even Gunter's study! Nobody! "Did something happen?" Just as fast as those words left his lips did he see a blue and gold flash before his eyes, and then stop dead in their tracks to turn and face the double black.

"YURI! What are you doing out in the open?" Wolfram exclaimed.

"What? What's going on? Are we being attacked?" Yuri said with deep worry showing on his face.

In the distance, Cecilie's voice can be heard, "HELLO? WHERE THE HECK IS EVERYONE? YOU ALL HATE ME."

Wolfram shuddered. "In a way, yes. Now, come on! I'll explain later but right now we have to hide." He then grabbed Yuri's hand without even a small blush. Wow. The situation must be serious. Yuri trailed behind Wolfram until they reached a wall in the middle of the east hall. The blonde looked both ways before pressing two stones that were place side-by-side. After a count of ten seconds a secret door appeared and opened revealing a dark hallway. "Let's go!" Wolfram pushed Yuri in, double-checked nobody was following them, then proceeded inside. He quickly shut the door behind them.

"Wo-Wolfram… It's uhh… really dark in here…" Yuri pointed out timidly.

"And this wimpy kid who's afraid of the dark is our king? Jeez…" He clapped his hands, creating a long row of torches to light up, leading far down the hallway. "Better?"

"Hn." Yuri nodded. He followed Wolfram down the never-ending hall to a spacious room. Although it didn't seem all that spacious because half of the people of Blood Pledge Castle were all crammed inside, Yuri was very confused. "What's going on? Why haven't I ever been in here? And more importantly… why is everyone here?"

"It's a place where we hide from Mother Nature for the time being before we all figure out where we're going to stay for the next couple of days. You've never been here because you've never been in a situation where you needed to."

"What's so bad about Mother Nature? Is there an earthquake or something?"

"In a way, yes."

"Stop saying that and answer my question!"

"You IDIOT. Do you want them to hear us?"

"WHO?" Yuri was getting really frustrated right now.

Conrad popped out of nowhere from the crowd, "Your Majesty, now would be a good time to stay quiet. Listen." He said pointing to the hallway and the wall they had just come from.

"I KNOW I heard his voice here… Why doesn't Wolfy wanna play with Mommy? ANISSINA! I NEED HELP FINDING MY BOYS." The sound of running heels faded as they seemed to go farther away.

Yuri couldn't figure out the situation at all. He just stood there with the biggest confused face he had ever put on. Let me re-cap here… I woke up. Nobody was anywhere. Wolfram found me and took me to a secret hide-out. Everyone's here. Sexy Queen is angry and there is no earthquake. As Yuri was confusing himself more and more, one of the guards announced that it was safe to talk now.

"Now do you get it, wimp?"

Yuri ignored the last part. "No. Not at all." He admitted.

Wolfram let out a big sigh then proceeded in explaining, "Think of the two most dangerous women here."

The king thought for a bit then answered, "Anissina and…. Your mother?"

"Yes! Now imagine them at their most dangerous state" Yuri did. "Now imagine that 100 times worse."

"Is… is that even possible?" Yuri asked while a sweat drop of fear went past his brow.

"Unfortunately, yes. And it happens once every other month."

Yuri finally started to get what was going on, but not all the pieces fit together. "Wait, isn't it once a month?"

Conrad decided to intervene, "Women may get their periods once a month on Earth, but here it only happens once every other month. Which you'll soon find out to be a lot better."

"So you guys hide away here every other month?"

"Well, sometimes they find our spot and we have to relocate." Wolfram said, relieved his fiancé is getting what's going on.

"How could they find this-" Yuri was cut off by a big BANG.

"Break-the-Wall-kun and Son-Finder-chan are a SUCCESS!"

"Good work, Anissina. We've got them." Cecilie's lips curved into an evil smile as she gazed over the bunch her and her friend stumbled upon.

Haha. So I was going to add this to my Oneshot series, but it turned out to be a lot longer than I planned... sooooo should I continue? :]