Chapter 1 - I Died...

You know I really hate my life right now... You might be asking why right? Well let's say some of my more stupider friends got my ass killed in their place... Lesson for all you kids out there, say no to drugs and if your friends get into it...KEEP ME OUT OF IT! So yeah, I'm dead... Awesome right? Well right now I'm laying on a cloud, not just any cloud...a sweet dark black one, like the ones that carried the rain and shit. Anyways, I was watching what was happening to my so called friends and the drug dealer who wanted the money they took from him along with his stolen drugs.

...Yeah I refused to pay for them and got my ass shot, hurt like a bitch... oh well at least I died with my full bank account safe. It should give me a nice funeral or whatever they do with money after the death of it's owner dies, no longer my problem. My clothing I was stuck in was what I bled out in. Which was nothing special, just a grey turtleneck formfitter crop top with long sleeves and a pair of black hipster style jeans and combat boots, well now my grey turtleneck had a blood stain over my right breast, but that's unimportant details. My hair was still the same as ever, long and dark brown, framing the sides of my face my bangs had a slightly light icy blue color to from my dyed highlights. I knew already that my eyes turned white from a chemical reaction at birth but luckily I didn't go blind... Hey it is actually fun to act like I was really blind sometimes. You can get free stuff and it can get you out of some pretty sticky situations too…

But anyway, I was dead...

No way around that fun fact...I was deader than the grim reaper himself...who mind you was late! I'm not all that into religions or crap like that, in fact me and some religious people get into some really...interesting arguments on that. But what was I supposed to do now that I no longer have a beating heart? What was I supposed to become or where was I going to go? Hell, was I supposed to go haunt someone? ...That actually sounds like a lot more fun, now that I think about it... With a sigh I move off my cloud which I noticed became a sort of shawl like scarf as it turned into a see through black and gave off small dark ...sparkles... Oh...HELL NO! I did not go through some pain in the ass death to get some damn SPARKLES to start following me around everywhere I go! I'm not some girly girl who loves all things glittery, dammit!

With a slight twitch in my eyes, I move away from the scene that was beginning to bore me. I mean after a while watching your so called friends try to reason with a high drug lord who was higher than the mountains and then the cops come in all trigger happy...It gets boring...All that yelling was enough to make me want to leave...

Now I'm just gliding around until I felt something calling me...and not by my name mind you, which immediately sets me in an even worse mood... Feeling my black cloud/sparkle scarf reform around me in the shape of black wings... Though it was six wings instead of two. Huh, I became somelike like a six winged Angel of death? ...sweet, my mood now was getting better seeing that wouldn't be stuck with the prissy white colors. With my newest attention to my body I began to fly upward to more clouds. Soon I started to see many more dead people... heh I see dead people... But they only had two wings plus they were a bleach white color, bleh! Unlike my six plus black wings, which I find a hell of a lot cooler than those white ones...I mean what happens if they get stained or something! Somehow I ended up flying into a large room that had no ceiling. A man, a really old man was sitting on the throne. "Welcome to the Afterlife young one...I must say I was shocked to hear you died. But rest assured, we of this council would be willingly to help you get comfortable here..."

"Hey, old one, tell me one thing? What is there to do here? All the dead people I've seen are all lazing around not doing shit." I stated, fully aware I just cused at a God or someone with higher power. I knew because all talking around him stopped and he looked a little pissed at my words. Oh well, in this line of work you have to deal with people who will cuss and demand answers before they will roll over for them. Which lucky for him just so happens to be just like me.

"Now child, I believe that the ones you saw were just relaxing and enjoying their time in the afterlife-"

"Bullshit...I call complete bullshit!" I stated while interrupting him. "I saw nothing around here for anyone to do other than clouds, clouds, oh and guess what...more clouds! There's fucking nothing to do here so in my eyes no one is relaxing because there is absolutely nothing to fucking do here. Everyone even looks bored as hell. Damn if I knew the afterlife was this god damn boring than maybe I would have fought for my life before getting my ass shot..."

"Now listen here foolish child-"

"And another thing...you call me young one or child and now foolish child...but tell me this: what the hell do you do all day? Stare at the sky and watch all the clouds for eternity? Now that's just damn well sad..."

"I do not have to explain myself to a creature like yourself."

"And you can't even answer a simple question. What, is it true? All you do is nothing but sit on your ass all damn day and night? Damn never would have thought in the afterlife even higher beings have sad lives..." I saw the old man on the chair getting angry, I couldn't help but smile as if everything I said was all innocent in nature which we both knew it wasn't. "And why are you getting angry? After all I'm just the...child...am I right? No reason to get your diapers all in a wist..."

"I am not wearing diapers!"

"No, you are...I am standing here fully clothed like a proper human being, though dead but still in all honesty, modest... and there you are, dressed in a robe and a diaper all exposed...Even the others have the brains to dress more than you...so why am I the child? Did your caretaker forget to dress you?" who knew pissing off a god or whatever he is could so entertaining.

Seeing his face become a cherry red color I sighed and flapped my wings taking off in flight a little. "While this is fun and all, I'm going to go explore. If you ever want to get dressed like a normal proper being and act like you're not on some high ass horse, maybe we could have a nice conversation. Until then, leave me alone...see ya..."

And with that, I flew off. My speed was nice, I always loved driving fast when I knew it wouldn't get me killed or total my car. I almost didn't even noticed that I had entered an area with so many door ways...well they looked like portals...but anyways I was dead what could happen if I went into one? Randomly picking one with a mountain and forest, it looked to be nice, so calm and peaceful... I wonder what I could find there? So I picked that one, not realizing that I just jumped dimensions… Flying around I noticed that most animal life seemed to take an interest with me. Which was cool and all, in fact they might even help me on my self proclaim quest to find anything that interests me. Wow, these animal seem very huge compared to where I come from.

With a slight giggle I landed on a rock that looked a little familiar...but I couldn't place it. Maybe it was just my imagination… gliding down to the river below and standing in front of the massive rock before me I knew, I just knew what I wanted was on the other side. A world of entertainment just beyond this boulder. So I put my hand on it to see if I could find a way to the other side. Though I didn't take into account of moving right past it, as if it wasn't even there. Though it was by the eye line of sight...hmm an illusion? ...cool…

Working my way inside I saw what I knew was familiar...the ten tailed beast statue from Naruto...an anime I watched as a kid. Looking around I saw that no one was around at the moment. Hmm I wonder what I can find here? Getting airborne once again I start to explore. Flying around I saw a corridor that was in perfect alignment with each other. Closing my eyes I picked one room, third door on the left. Going through the door and into the bedroom I saw that it was very bloody. I could just tell with the lights off. The smell gave it away. Thinking carefully on which characters from Naruto I knew of had a bloody religion I came to the conclusion that this room was Hidans'. With a small evil smile of my own in place I flew to the light switch and turned it on. Yup it was the stripper priest's room. Now what could I do to each of the these rooms for my own entertainment…

-Time Skip-

After I had my fun with each bedroom of the Akatsuki members' I found a very nice place to relax on the statue of the ten tailed beast. Lazing there for what could be called an hour, but to me it seemed like forever when I had nothing to do...finally the group members started to show up one after another. Starting with one of my favorite characters Zetsu, the carnivorous plant man. Seeing him, was like one of the coolest things ever. He just appeared and disappeared much like Obito could do. Now watching the members gather in their 'super secret' meeting room, I found myself a little...less bored, but still bored…

"Zetsu report." I knew Pain was the one who said that…

"There is an intruder in the base. Things are different, changed and rearranged. Places where no one could get into have been altered."

"Go check the base, collect information on anything that's different and if you find an intruder capture them for interrogations."

Being a 'kind-heart' dead girl that I was, I only messed with a few bedrooms that left in immediate need of help. Of course I left Itachi, Kisame, Sasori, Kakuzu, Obito, Zetsu and Konan's room alone. Which means I messed with the sub-leader, Pein, Hidan's' and Deidara's room… Watching them all go check their living spaces I could help my grin as I watched each of them to return with either an item or piece of paper in their hands. My favorites, which I spared the horror of my work, each had a piece of paper in their hands. While my lesser favorites had an item from my works of art. Smiling as I saw a few eye twitches from the stripper priest and gender confused bomber. I even felt proud when I saw the almost well hidden finger twitch from the sub-leader Pein.

"Report your findings." Pein stated with a tough voice, I wonder if he really hated my gift.

"In my area I found a few new plants that I have never seen before. Along with this note before them." Zetsu stated, confusion could be heard from his white half.

"Tobi found a lot of candy and a single piece of paper!"

"The fucker left crosses and a fucking do's and don't's of religion in some strange format! All my Jashin symbols had these odd drawings over top of them!"

"I found foreign money I believe inside my safe and none of my own missing, also I found a note."

"Someone took all my premade art and painted them with neon colors, yeah! I also found a book in odd formatting as well on how to do art for beginners, yeah!"

"Nothing is tampered with. Only there seemed to be more supplies for puppet making along with a note."

"Mine had nothing changed but I had a note as well."

"Heh, someone entered mine and left a book with a note. I'm not sure what the book contains though. I also had a note."

"My room had these odd color and scented candles. I found a note with them as well."

"My own quarters was messed with. Writings were on the walls and ceiling."

"Hey, what the fuck?! Why is it everyone but me and the fucking blonde bomber get a note?"

"Bring me the notes."

Watching I saw them all pass the notes to the sub-leader Pein, with a smile I shifted a little to watch in a better spot. Watching Pein read them all before he spoke I could help but laugh inwardly. It felt like a small victory in my book!

"Whoever this is, they know each of us personally, Any ideas on who the intruder might be."

"No Pein, but whoever it is, is here in this room. I can feel their chakra. Its' different from most people's, almost as if not there at all." Itachi stated. Silence…

"Where is the fucker!"

The uproar made me laugh so hard. I knew I gave away that I really was in the room. Watching them simi-jump was funny as well. "Who the fuck are you!?" Hidan called out. I smiled.

"Come out, we know you're here."

With a smile on my face I asked a question. "Why should I? I'm having fun…"

"But alright…"

Gliding down from my placement. I stood in front of the group of S or higher class missing ninja's. "Hello. I'm Angelica Katrine. And I'm am most pleased to be here to meet with you all." I smiled.

"A child?" I heard Pein call me. In which I growl at him, not smart when you're facing a bunch of ninja killers. But then again, I'm dead already so what do I care. "Fuck you too old man. I'm in my twenties thank you very much." I would have laughed at their faces if I wasn't pissed now. "Alright, now that is out of the way. I'm here for entertainment…"

-0o0-POV CHANGE: Akatsuki-0o0-

"Fuck we aren't your entertainment bitch!"

"Shut up, and don't call me a bitch, bitch. I'm already dead so let me have some fun with my afterlife dammit!"

That comment stop their train of thought rather quickly. "Tobi doesn't understand this. How are you dead and yet stand right there?"

"Hmm, I don't know my lovely lollipop. I was killed about four hours ago from a shot to the chest and then BAM! I'm floating over my dead body with wings and shit. Got taken to some dumb ass god who cannot dress himself even with help then found my way to some kind of room with portals and came here," she explained with a shrug, she even began to flap her wings to sit indian style while in mid-air. "I have no heart beat so doesn't that classify me as dead?"

The smile on her face was odd seeing as she was correct in her assumptions. No heart beat did mean death but her smile meant something else. To Pein it was a little unsettling on her presence in his base. "How did you find this place girl?"

She glared and growled at him a little. "First off old man, I'm a full grown adult, call me a such. Second I found this place randomly and decided that what I wanted was here, so I came in."

"And what was it you left for us?" Konan asked, she was extremely curious about the candles in her room, they smelled lovely.

"Oh, in your room I made some scented candles for you. Being the only girl in a group men would have driven me up the wall. Light them next time you wish for a nice relaxing bath."

"In plant-man's room I gave him some nice plants from my home world. In my lovely lollipops room I left a lot of my favorite candy, who doesn't love candy? In the striper priest's room I left a do's and don't's of religion just to mess with him and the drawings are of crosses. In the next one's room I left all the money I had on my person why I died, which is foreign to you, but back home it can add up to over a hundred dollars. In my equal lover of art's room I left so specialty puppet crafting tools, I believe you would have made more use for them than I would at the moment. In the gender confused male over there, if you're going to act a like a girl and look like a girl I will continue to decorate your 'art' in neon colors for my own entertainment. In the room of mister no speaking over there, I didn't do anything to his room but left a note, for some reason I couldn't find anything I could give him. In my main fish man's room I left my favorite book on A Swordsman's Journey to Greatness. A great read if I do say so myself. In our lovely bluenette, again I left those candles for her and in your leader's room, I just drew lines over his wall and roof."

"How is it you know so much about us?" Pein demanded.

"Because where I come from, you're well known as the most popular TV series to the kid's network. And before you say anything, I mean I'm from another dimension. It's the only way I can explain how I got here."

"How much do you know?"

"I know everything!" she sang as she flew around a little,only to land near Tobi, "I know how your plans end and even how each member dies. And since when I watched the show and saw all the deaths I demanded a refund at the store." She flew up in the air again.

Pein was slowly getting annoyed from her flying around and not answering his questions very well.

"Also, since I'm here I'm going to have fun in making sure things work out for the better."

"Why are you here then?" Itachi final spoke.

"I'm here because this room have the most badass characters I've ever seen in my home worlds entertainment! Plus I'm changing the ending of this sorry storybook! You won't die!" She pointed to Itachi. "You won't die!" She pointed to Konan, whose eyes widen. I'd died? Her thought was cut off by the winged girl continuing.

"I'm making sure none of you died, dammit!" She shouted as she flew up and landed on on the ten tailed statue. Obviously silently fuming over that fact.

"Does Tobi die?!"

"Yes, but you died at the very end, and I feel like you could have done so much more!" they then saw her pouting.

"Woman, what are you…" Kakuzu mumbled, slightly shocked that something like this was happening. It's not everyday you meet a creature like the one before them.

"What am I?"

Kakuzu was slightly shocked that she could hear him from that far away.

"I am going to be your Guiding Angel. Beside that, I will help in any fields I feel like. And in return, you will give me entertainment!" She smiled happily.

"Bitch I'm not going to entertain you!"

"Bitch, don't call me bitch!" She growled back.

"I agree with the simpleton. I will not entertain you either." Sasori stated.

"Oh believe me, you already are…" She smiled at him kindly. "I don't require anything fancy or shit like that, just let me hang around and I'll be entertained. First one of my entertainment is...TOBI, my lovely lollipop!" She said as she glided back down.

Each member just watched the Angel Girl walk up to a supposed S-Rank Criminal as if she was walking up to a friend, it was slightly shocking.

"OH, and don't try to touch me. It won't work."

"Tobi doesn't understand this very well...but Tobi gets to play with the pretty angel!" Tobi then made to hug her only to land on the floor behind her.

"Told you my lollipop...I'm dead, as in a soul wandering around. You can't touch me...but I wonder...could I touch you?" she leaned down and tapped Tobi's orange mask. Only to go through it a little. "Hmm...maybe if I get a better hold on it…possibly…"

Tobi, or Madara as only few of the member knew, was slightly shocked he went straight through her. She really was a wandering spirit that just decided to help them in their quest for world peace. Needless to say, he saw her as something that could become a bigger problem or become the best asset he has. Not every day you get someone from another world and dead come over to help you in your plans. Tobi knew that this was going to be fun, while the Obito/Madara part of him knew this was going to be interesting since she seemed to want their plan to work. 'She shouldn't be too hard to work into our plans…'

"Oh! And by the way...I'm going to be living here from now on!"

"What!?"

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