A LETTER FROM DEATH
Dear human,
You never see me, but I'm always there. Watching, waiting for the right moment to jump out of the shadows and take you. To take you to the hot fiery pit of doom I call home. You might not like it at first, but I guarantee that once you're there, you'll never be able to leave, EVER! However, there is a way you can escape the clutches of my evil hands. Would you like to hear it? I don't think you do… well I'll tell you anyway. If you're a good person and have only done one or two bad things in your lifetime, I'll take pity on you and let your soul travel to the heavens. But what are the odds of that happening right! So lock your doors and hide your loved ones, because it's just a matter of time before I get you. I'm coming, and there's nothing you can do about it. Absolutely nothing.
P.S Have a nice life, well, whatever's left of it.
Love,
DEATH